"Haha, I'm going to fake it. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd amuses you. ”

Seeing the fat monk's deflated appearance, I laughed out loud, and at the same time, my body was slowly recovering and becoming its original size.

"Damn, good boy, my Buddha has been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, and I have never seen a person actually tease me like this. Believe it or not, the Buddha will kill you. The fat monk said angrily.

I followed his example, picked my nose, spread my hands and said, "Master, why do you say it, just this sentence!" ”

"Hmph, what do you know, this is called characteristic, this is called personality." The fat monk gave me a blank look and said.

Then he walked up to me and spread his hands, "Give me back my clothes, and, a thousand taels of silver, how are you going to pay me back?" ”

"Uh... Master, we have just shared weal and woe, life and death together, and it hurts too much to talk about money. "Qimen Feijia, of course I can't play tricks and not give it to others.

But the money, Baba doesn't have it, he doesn't have a dime, it's a big deal, I'll take off a few more clothes for him.

After the Qimen Flying Armor was taken off from me, I threw it to the fat monk.

The fat monk smiled and said, "Boy, where is the money?" “

I spread my hands, "I owe it first, and when I am developed, I will pay you a mountain of gold." ”

"Sister, when you are developed, the Buddha has already gone to the Western Elysium, and I want your gold mountain to be hairy." When the fat monk heard that I meant that he didn't want to pay back the money, he immediately said angrily.

"Hehe," I laughed, "Master, we are such good brothers, talking about money hurts feelings." ”

", who the hell is a brother with you! Pay back the money, if you don't pay back, take your compass as collateral! For the sake of the battle we fought together just now, the compass will be worth a thousand taels of silver! The fat monk said.

"No, the compass, I threw it."

", it's in your arms."

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, which eye did he see that I had a compass in my arms?

Obviously no, I put it on my back and hid it well.

"Pay back!" The fat monk walked up to me and held out his hand.

I gave him a blank look, turned around and left, heading in the direction of Sister Xiaorong.

"Stinky boy, are you deaf? Didn't you hear me ask you to pay back? The fat monk followed me and shouted.

Hmph, silly fork, don't you know that in this world, the one who owes money is the uncle. I owe you money, and you dare to talk to me like this, uncle, I won't pay it back...

"Poof~~"

"Ahem...", accidentally, let out a loud fart.

I really didn't mean it, I swear to God, I made it out.

"Stinky boy, you deceive people too much!" The fat monk covered his nose and said angrily.

"Master, you have to be reasonable, I owe you money, but I didn't say that I wouldn't pay you back. Didn't I say it, when I'm developed, I'll give you a mountain of gold! If you still don't want to, okay, I'll take a step back and give you another palace, okay? When the time comes, build the largest temple in the world directly in your name. The height of the temple can be as high as the heavenly realm, and the size of the temple is greater than a city..."

I'm talking about the big flowers, anyway, it's bragging, and I don't want money.

Anyway, that's based on the fact that I'm developed, and the issuance of the certificate is all hypothetical.

"Tummy... Send your uncle, why don't you give your uncle to me too. ”

"Ahh Master, you want my uncle, it's very difficult to do, I haven't had an uncle since I was a child, and I don't know where to find an uncle for you. I sighed.

", stinky boy, I'll you to death!!"

Hehe, I suddenly found that if I were shameless, even a shameless person like a fat monk would be vomited blood to death by me.

Baba is so cheap, what can you do with me... Wowha...

Okay, the fat monk can really help me, what the hell, I thought he said he beat me just as a joke, sister, but I didn't expect him to really beat.

Besides, it's still a lot of fighting.

I'm running, running...

"Boy, I want to run... Qimen Flying Armor, out!! ”

Hold the grass, don't you just don't pay you back a little money, and use it to put on the Qimen Flying Armor to get me?

This fat man, you wait for Baba, next time, I want to trade with you again, wearing your Qimen flying armor, I don't take off the cliff, and I run away directly in him. When the time comes, I'll see how you chase me...

Well, that's next time, and I'll still have to care about this one.

This time, I was beaten badly...

In the end, I compromised and hurriedly shouted, "Master, master... Stop, I'll pay back, I'll pay back. You go with me, our Xiaorong sisters, they have money, I will let them pay you back. ”

The fat monk stopped at this time, and then, with a cheap smile: "Hmph, compare swords with me (cheap), you are still far behind!" ”

Yes, not only am I not as cheeky as him, but I am not as thick as him, but I can't beat him compared to a sword (cheap). Alas, he is really a sword (cheap), the realm is too high. He has achieved the realm of having no sword in his mouth, a sword in his heart, no sword in his heart, and a sword in his hand.

We walked in the direction where Sister Xiaorong was, at this time, I suddenly rolled my eyes, and then frowned and said, "Master, we are too slow like this, you put on the Qimen Flying Armor and carry me over." I'll show you the way, and it's a little faster. ”

The fat monk shook his head, "You are so heavy, do you still want the Buddha to carry it?" I won't carry it. It's almost the same when you carry me. ”

"Uh... Master, with your size, I can carry you on my back, and I can compare slower than a turtle. I said quickly.

", you're discriminating against me. Today you have to get me..."

"Alas... Well, carry me on your back. I deliberately sighed, pretending to be very reluctant.

Then, the fat monk actually gave me the Qimen Flying Armor again, and then I put him on.

Immediately, the fat monk walked behind me and was about to pounce on my back, I turned around directly, then patted my buttocks, and laughed: "Carry your sister, if you have a sister, I can consider carrying her." As for you, bye-bye, bye-bye... Oh no, it's never again!! ”

As I spoke, I turned my vitality, poof, and another lame fart, and with a direct swish, I flew away into the distance.

Then, leaving the fat monk with a confused face, after a long time, he reacted, and immediately, yelled: "Hold a hundred cows with grass, your sister, bastard, bastard... I actually lied to Lao Tzu, damn it, I was fooled..."

As he spoke, he chased after me, shouting, "Bastard, return my Qimen Feijia, pay me back quickly, come back quickly, come back quickly..."

"Whoosh~~"

Will I come back?

Ha ha... Of course I... Yes!!

Anyway, I'm so fast, he can't catch up with me, and he can bear me when I come back.

So, I snorted and came back, and then not far from the fat monk, made a grimace and laughed: "Master, I'm back!" ”

"Hold the grass!!" The fat monk was so angry that he stretched out his hand to grab me.

I swooped and flew out again.

"Hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass... Stinky boy, don't let Lao Tzu catch you, if I catch you, I'll kill you! The fat monk yelled.

This time, he lost a lot of money, not only did I have no money to give him, but even the Qimen flying armor was put on and ran away.

Ha ha... Fat monk, fat monk, you just beat me, and you also compete with Baba for swords (cheap), what about the unity of human swords (cheap), what about sword (cheap) people, Baba is the father of Ultraman, oh no, it is the father of the sword (cheap), the ancestor of the sword (cheap)... Abbreviated as Sword (Cheap) Ancestor!

"Whoosh~~"

I don't have much vitality now, and I don't dare to continue playing with this fat monk anymore, for fear that I will be caught by him if I play too much.

This time, if I really want to be caught by him, then I will really finish the game, and I guess, he will really skin me.

"Ahem," I coughed, and finally gave the fat monk another word, and then flew into the distance, never looking back.

The last sentence was, "Master, when I am developed, I will give you a mountain of gold..."

"Ahh He scolded: "Bastard, send your uncle, send your sister!" ”

"Boy, the ends of the earth, heaven and earth, the Buddha will catch you too! Wait, wait, wait..."The fat monk really couldn't run, so tired that he bent down and gasped for breath, and then,

Scold, the harder and louder you scold, the better, anyway, the bully has already gone far and can't hear it.

The harder you scold, the louder you scold, the more angry you are, hehe, the more likely you are to bleed and faint in anger.

As for me, wearing the Qimen Flying Armor, it didn't take long for me to fly to Sister Xiaorong......