Chapter 9: Their Story (9)
When Bamboo roared and said, "I want to join", a certain Ai really felt ...... It's time for the dust to settle.
After seeing that Bamboo was sure to join, the Dead House finally made up its mind and joined after Bamboo.
The dead house itself is a hot-blooded and impulsive high school student, and when a certain Ai puts the temptation in front of him, it is absolutely impossible to say that he is not tempted. It's just that the only reason left, plus some conspiracy theories developed by reading some messy online articles, made him not so impulsive for a while...... Of course, this is also due to the fact that a certain Ai deliberately gave them a night to think about it. If a certain Ai says to count to three, those who don't want to join will get out immediately, maybe the dead house will nod and agree without hesitation.
After all, the person who died in the house, after all, is the second boy of the same type as the feather, of course, the dead house is not the kind of radio wave system...... If there are two radio wave systems, then a certain Aike really can't hold back the power of complaining in his body.
In short, after the dead house and bamboo are willing to join, a certain Ai can finally put his heart back in his stomach, and there is only one person left...... That's Dada.
Dada's screen name is actually another debut novel by a certain Ouchi director, the name of the protagonist of "Magic Century", but everyone definitely doesn't call it that when they chat, so Dada became her nickname.
And it is not difficult to see from her screen name that she is a hardcore fan, because she likes the infinite series and even completes the author's other works.
And she herself...... is a tall and innocent girl. She is only half a head shorter than a certain Ai, although it is not 1.7 meters, but it will not be less than 1.65 meters. With long hair and a shawl, she is also wearing a white dress, outlining her well-developed figure, the light plain makeup on her face shows her soft and delicate facial features, and her slender fingers gently brushing her hair, making her add a bit of charm out of thin air.
In all fairness, in terms of appearance alone, Dada can also be called a "goddess". If you put it in a certain school, it should be no problem to be a school girl or something. She is a pure beauty, but many men eat this set.
However, no one present would ever covet her in the slightest, because ...... Whether it's a certain Ai or bamboo, they all know that this Dada beauty is a super heavy taste of Tanmei lovers! Oh, it's commonly known as the rotten girl, and it's the heavy, incorrigible kind.
Based on all the public statements she has made in the group and elsewhere, it is truly shocking...... Well, let's not talk about how shocking it is. In short, according to her own speech, everyone can understand that Dada herself is not interested in men, women and small animals, and the only joy in life is to watch men do ......
It is said that the premise of her entry into the pit is that Zheng Z and Chu X's corrupt CP fan......
Therefore, a certain Ai is also quite entangled with this heavily rotten girl, after all...... The more people the better, the more people have great power, even if it is a critical moment to throw the pot or something, you can also have one more cannon fodder to carry the pot, cough cough, I don't know anything.
However, after this product joined, if you always think about it all day long and don't do anything, wouldn't it be a big lady who doesn't touch the spring water with her five fingers to come in and mess around?
This thought wandered in a certain Ai's mind for a long time, but he glanced at the others, especially the feathers, the dead house, and the old port...... He thought about it all at once.
Anyway, there are more than one or two abnormal people in their team, so what's the point of having one more of her?
In this way, with the mentality of a dead horse being a live horse doctor, a certain Ai asked Dada: "So, Dada, are you willing to join or not?" β
"Of course not."
"Oh, okay, in that case, then we ...... Belch? Wait a minute?! What did you say?! β
Originally, Ai Du was going to arrange for everyone to strengthen it, but halfway through the words, he realized that what Dada said was ...... She! No! Sincere! Meaning! Yes!
"That...... Can you say that again? I didn't hear it clearly. A certain Ai plucked his ears with his fingers and asked stupidly.
Dada clasped his hands on his chest, sneered, and said, "Then I'll say it again, listen well...... I'm not happy, old lady! Don't want to join! Understand? β
"Why is that?!" A certain Ai suddenly shouted, although he said that everyone was voluntary, but after seeing everyone joining, Dada was not happy, a certain Ai instead gave birth to a ...... How to say that? One, Dada cut his face, which made him very unhappy. It's like my home is disgusted by my girlfriend.
"What's wrong with the main god space? Why aren't you happy? A certain Ai asked, of course, his tone was also a little rushed when he said this. But considering his current mood, he is already very restrained.
Dada yawned with her hand, as if she hadn't slept well, and then she said: "Lady, I finally got into a good university, I disappeared after a few days of class, and when I come back, you won't expel me?" I live a good life, why do I want to go into the main god space to find death? I'm not interested. β
Dada's words made a certain Ai stunned...... He had forgotten that although the main god space was magical, it didn't mean that everyone would be happy to enter the main god space. After all, when the Lord God picks people to become reincarnators, he also picks people who are desperate for the real world to enter it. And some of them are ...... Ahem, some people who live very fully and happily in the real world naturally don't find the main god space attractive. In other words, the attraction of the main god space is not strong enough for them to abandon their current lives and participate in a game of life and death with an uncertain future.
"Are you going to go back?" A certain Ai said with a blank eye.
Dada nodded and said, "Yes, you guys can play here, I'm going back." β
Seeing Dada's indifferent look, everyone also looked at each other a little. But it's not easy to persuade anything, after all, a certain Ai also said that how to choose is everyone's business, and he will not force it. Since Dada is unwilling to join the madman's plan, forget it.
However, at this time, a certain Ai had an awkward desire to win in his heart...... Why are you not happy when everyone else agrees? How old are you? This is also too unpleasant! I don't believe I can't cure you!
The above is probably the true inner thoughts of a certain Ai at this time, and the real one can't be more real.
Relying on this almost obsessive-compulsive thought, a ghost idea quickly popped up in a certain Ai's mind, and then he walked to Dada's side step by step, ignoring the other party's vigilant gaze, shook his head and said: "Okay, since you want to go, let's go." β
"Oh?" Dada glanced at a certain Ai, still guarding him...... God knows if this lewd man will do anything to her that is inappropriate for children, Dada thinks so.
"It's a pity...... "A certain Ai sighed: "Zheng Zhe and his clone are engaged in such a precious picture, no one should want to see it." β
As soon as these words came out, Dada's eyes suddenly lit up......
"What did you say?!" Dada shouted.
"Me? I didn't say anything. Ai looked at Dada innocently, as if he really hadn't said anything just now.
Dada immediately gritted her teeth and looked at a certain Ai, she knew that a certain Ai must have done it on purpose just now, but ...... Her curiosity was piqued, and although she thought it should be impossible, it ...... What ifγWhat ifγmaybe...... This is not afraid of 10,000 things, just in case, after all, even entering the main god space, entering the world written by others, such absurd and bizarre things have happened, what else in this world is impossible to happen?
Now Dada thinks that even if someone tells her that the world is actually made of a grain of boogers...... She would seriously consider its authenticity. This shit world is so ridiculous in itself, and she can accept it now.
Then, a certain Ai pretended to accidentally drop a ...... Photo.
Coincidentally, this photo fell to Dada's feet, allowing her to see it as soon as she looked down...... It's just a photo similar to a family portrait, in which there are more than a dozen people standing, a muscular scar man with wings on his back, a man with glasses with an expressionless face and glasses like a Gestapo, and a neutral beautiful girl with a childish face, and a strong foreign strong man like a bear......
Such a photo with obvious features immediately attracted Dada...... In addition to being a rotten girl, Dada is also an infinite series of ashes powder. So, the moment she saw this photo, she wanted to pick it up.
But there was one person whose hands were much faster than hers.
I saw a certain Ai pick up the photo, dusted it with his fingers, showed a very obscene smile, and said: "Hey, why did you accidentally get rid of this photo, it's really careless......"
After speaking, a certain Ai casually put the photo in his trouser pocket......
"Wait!" Dada shouted: "You just ...... picture"
"Oh, it's nothing, what's your business, you're going back anyway, you'll forget everything when you go back, and it's useless to tell you." A certain Ai said with an innocent face.
After speaking, a certain Ai stretched out his right hand, and a white ball of light began to appear in the palm of his right hand, and said, "Come on, come on, stand still, I'll send you back." β
"Wait a minute!" Dada shouted, "I didn't say I wanted to go back!" β
"Eh, eh, eh......" A certain Ai was "surprised" and exclaimed, "Who said he was going back just now?" Could it be that I misheard? β
Dada lowered his eyes and looked at a certain Ai, and said, "You can show me that photo again?" β
A certain Ai rolled his eyes and said, "Why? Who do you think of me? I'm not such a casual man. β
What is this? Dada felt her heart feel like she was about to be swollen, her fists clenched and gurgling, and she really wanted to beat the slut in front of her hard here.
Looking at a certain Ai's smiling expression, Dada snorted: "If you don't show me, forget it, I'll go." β
As soon as Dada finished speaking, a certain Ai took out the photo, but he did not hand it to Dada, but took the photo as a fan to fan the wind, and there was more than one......
A certain Ai held the photo in his left hand, continued to raise his hand with his right hand to Dada, and said with a smile: "Go slowly, don't send ......"
"That's it! Stop! β
Finally, Dada conceded defeat.
Dada looked at a certain Ai angrily and said, "What did you just say...... Is it true or false? β
"What's really fake?" A certain Ai pretended to be stupid, pretending to be quite like the real thing.
Dada sneered: "If you don't want to say it, I'll go back and forget it, anyway, it's a good idea to forget all this." β
Hearing Dada say this, a certain Ai's face became really serious, and said, "I can't guarantee anything else, but I can be sure of one thing...... As long as we live, we will definitely be able to meet Zheng Zha and them, the real Zheng Zha. It's the muscular gorilla from the Infinite Horror book. β
After Dada heard a certain Ai's promise, her face finally showed a moving expression, and she was moved...... Although I can't be 100% sure that I will be able to see her favorite Zheng Chu CP, what if...... Isn't there a contingency for everything?
At this time, Ai saw that Dada was finally moved, so he struck while the iron was hot and said: "If you join now, there will be a special photo of the Zhongzhou team that can be given away for free, which is not suitable for children......"
As he spoke, a certain Ai "inadvertently" revealed the stack of photos in his hand, and Dada just caught a glimpse of a muscular gorilla and a man who didn't see his face clearly......
"Good! Deal, give me the photo, and I'll join! β
Finally, Dada, a girl who still couldn't survive her inner desires, finally chose to join...... It's strange to say, Dada's heart was calm after he said this. Although she said just now that she didn't want to join a certain Ai, they were sincere, but in fact, she was not so reluctant to enter the main god space. After all, in the hearts of those who like the Infinite series, how many people have never thought of entering the main god space? How many people really hate the main god space from the bottom of their hearts?
"Okay, you can't quit after joining." A certain Ai was kind enough to remind him again.
"The old lady knows, I want you to say it!" Dada said impatiently.
"Okay, okay, give you ......"
After speaking, a certain Ai handed the photos to Dada, and those photos were actually not real photos, a group photo of the Zhongzhou team...... Where can I get a certain Ai? However, the people inside are all the real Zheng Zha, because the madman once let a certain Ai see the people of the Central Continent team with his own eyes when he was training.
And those photos...... Naturally, a certain Ai is embodied with the power of spitting, and his power of spitting has not found anything that can not be done by the power of spitting, as long as the power of spitting is in charge, a certain Ai feels that he can do anything.
And Dada was also satisfied to look at a few real photos of Zheng Chu CP without any PS traces, but not really at all, and the expression on his face was enough to make all men feel creepy.
But in any case, from this moment on, the forum team was truly established.
(End of chapter)