Chapter 45: Inglourious Basterds
The sun is rising, there are a few traces of water on the streets, and the snow last night has long since melted. The police department building was restored as before, and the Uchiha ninjas who came in and out were all serious, not as casual as before.
Visible ice and snow can melt, but invisible hearts are difficult to dissolve.
From time to time, people on the rooftops looked up at the Hokage Rock, and many civilians whispered about what they had heard last night.
In the past, they and the ninja were people of two worlds, and they rarely intervened in each other's time."
But what the wooden clone did was interesting, he was not a ninja, but he had the power that ninjas feared, selling a bowl of ramen and almost tearing down Konoha.
"One in the east, two in the west, not in the south! Well? Another wave, it seems that all of them are Shangnin, the people of the roots? ”
The wooden clone lay on the head of the stone statue between the thousand-handed pillars basking in the sun, with his eyelids closed, his hands pillowed behind his head, and he chattered from time to time.
Several hiding places in the shadows can be seen clearly without the need for eyes.
"It's boring!"
Bai Jue squatted on the ground, fiddling with the clods of dirt on the ground.
"We won't always be like this in the future, will we!"
Uzumaki Bai will no longer be alive, drooping his head.
Since they came to Konoha in just one day, many interesting things have happened, just as the Hakujue are expecting something bigger to happen.
Who would have thought that the calm was suddenly restored, and the dark part hiding in the shadows would not come out.
Sou!
A shadow ran in the distance, golden ponytails fluttering in the wind, huge breasts bouncing up and down, and short red skirts wrapping round hips.
"Shui Wuyue, come down for me immediately!"
The girl ran up the stairs on the outside of the cliff to the Hokage Rock. Tilted his head and snorted.
"Tsunade-hime!"
Uzumaki Bai poked his head out and looked at the girl on the stone steps in surprise.
A breeze swept Tsunade's face. The wooden clone was still lying on the head of the stone statue between the Thousand Hands Pillars, not responding to her words.
"Bastard!"
Tsunade powder fist clenched. Jumping onto the Hokage Rock with agility, "Don't let me come up yet!" ”
"You let me go down for a while, let me come up for a while, you can't go up or down, it makes me very confused!"
The wooden clone raised his eyelids slightly, feeling funny, Ape Fei Ri couldn't do anything about him, and learned to use Tsunade to deal with him.
“……”
Tsunade was angry and laughing, and when he woke up in the morning, he found that the wooden clone had left without knowing when. Just as she was about to have breakfast to find the wooden clone, the dark part suddenly came to her and told her that the ramen cart of the wooden clone had driven to the top of the Hokage Rock, and that she was standing on her grandfather's head.
Tsunade didn't care about eating, so he hurriedly came out to find the wooden clone, and decided to talk to him well, and the teacher couldn't bear it if he was messing around like this.
"If you don't come up, I'll go back."
Tsunade was in a hurry. used a trick that all women would be coquettish.
The wooden clone got up and patted the dust of the blue robe, glanced at the rocks under his feet, and said to himself, "I see." Columns, it's not that I don't want to go, it's that the key Tsunade won't let me go. ”
If you know what the wooden clone thinks. No matter how good your temper is, you have to go wild.
"What's wrong with me!"
Tsunade's face flushed. Shy in her heart, what she just said seemed to be inappropriate.
"What do you think? I haven't eaten it yet! Do you want me to give it to you? ”
The wooden clone approached Tsunade. Looking at her curiously.
"Ahh
Tsunade subconsciously exclaimed, came back to his senses and said angrily: "Don't come here to sell ramen in the future!" ”
"I feel that the scenery here is elegant, except for the few people, everything else is very good." The wooden clone was surprised.
"I said no, I just didn't."
Tsunade stomped his foot angrily, and he didn't know if the wooden clone didn't understand, or if he was joking.
"Good!"
The wooden clone nodded, pressed the button of the ramen cart, and returned to its original appearance.
"I'm sorry! I don't know how you used to live, but there are some rules in Konoha that can't be broken. Tsunade whispered.
"That's why I'm leaving here, and after looking at the beautiful scenery for a long time, I still find boring places." The wooden clone laughed.
"You're leaving?"
Tsunade's eyes showed panic, and he hurriedly grabbed the arm of the wooden clone.
"If you don't leave now, you will still leave one day." The wooden clone said softly.
Tsunade opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, and a dark color appeared on his pretty face.
"You like it here?"
The wooden clone leaned in front of the ramen cart and looked at Tsunade calmly.
"Hmmm! This is where my grandfather guarded and where I lived. ”
Tsunade nodded firmly, his eyes showed a look of nostalgia, and when he saw the silent wooden clone, he suddenly showed a coquettish smile, and said to himself in his heart, "If it's you, I'm willing to go!" ”
"Between the Thousand Hands Pillar, your granddaughter is really a good girl, but it's a pity that I'm a shameless bastard, and my body is not as good as mine."
Kibun whispered in his body and mind, and what Tsunade didn't say, he could know.
"By the way, why were you lying on top of Grandpa's stone statue just now!"
Tsunade seemed to remember something, glaring angrily at the wooden clone.
"You say he's your grandfather's thousand-handed pillar?" The wooden clone laughed.
"Don't you know?" Tsunade was surprised.
"The carving is too abstract, I really don't see it!"
“……”
While the wooden clone and Tsunade were talking, Sarutobi Hizashi personally took the little girl of the Uzumaki clan found in the shadows to the residence of Uzumaki Mito.
The little girl walked into the room in fear, and stood there at a loss.
Because of Madara's appearance, he took away Uzumaki Kushina, but also because of his appearance, a few Uzumaki people survived in Vortex Village, and Sarutobi made the ninja of the Yamanaka family carefully examine the little girl's head to make sure that she was not banned and did not have illusions.
I wanted to observe for a few days, but Uzumaki Mito was getting weaker and weaker, so as not to have too many dreams at night, and Sarutobi immediately decided to make the little girl the new Nine-Tails Pillar Force.
"Don't be afraid!"
An old voice came from the little girl's ear, and when she looked up, she saw an old woman sitting on the edge of the bed, looking at her gently.
"Yes!"
The little girl is only resigned, for the fate of the future. Nothing.
Uzumaki Mito chatted with the little girl and led her to the secret place that had been prepared for a long time. Make her the new Nine-Tails Pillar Force.
"Ahem......"
The whirlpool Mito is even older, like a candle in the wind. Back in the house, he whispered, "Call Tsunade to see me!" ”
"Yes!"
The dark part outside answered, and instead of going to Tsunade, he went to see Sarutobi and wait for his permission.
At the time of the Nine-Tails Rebellion that day, Uzumaki Mito asked Sarutobi to find a new human pillar force, and also wanted to see Tsunade, but unfortunately Tsunade was on the front line of the Land of Rain.
Later, Tsunade returns to Konoha and encounters the wood clone. Also bring back amazing news. Sarutobi was even more afraid to let Tsunade go to see Uzumaki Mito, for fear that Tsunade would leak Uzumaki Mito's residence.
Whether it is Madara Uchiha or the wood clone, it makes Sarutobi feel uneasy, and the nine-tails in the body of the whirlpool Mito cannot be missed.
So Sarutobi suppressed the news of Tsunade's return, waiting for the new Nine-Tails Pillar Force to appear, and now that Uzumaki Mito has gotten rid of the Nine-Tails, the new Nine-Tails Pillar Force is only known to a few high-level officials.
Sarutobi Sun Slash no longer blocks Tsunade Mito Uzumaki.
The day is just in time. The streets of Konoha were full of people, a man and a woman strolling through the street, and two green-haired young men dragged a ramen cart behind them. Pedestrians retreat.
"Are they afraid?"
Bai Jue looked at a pedestrian hiding in the corner of the house in surprise, and when he saw his sight, the pedestrian retracted into the house.
"Of course!"
Uzumaki Hakujue seemed to be pleased. Smug as he glanced around.
"No Moon!"
Tsunade saw the pedestrians who avoided them, and a complicated look appeared on his pretty face.
Sou!
Two shadows block the path of Tsunade and the wooden clone.
"Huh?"
The wooden clone frowned slightly. The shadows didn't speak, he already knew what was going on.
"Looking for trouble?"
The two whites absolutely glanced at each other. They all showed excitement.
"Tsunade bears it, the three adults have something to look for you!" A cold opening in the dark.
"What!"
The two Bai Jue pursed their lips, disappointed in their hearts, thinking that there was something fun, but they didn't expect that the dark part was coming to find Tsunade.
"Wuyue, you go with me!"
Tsunade frowned slightly, she was not worried about what happened to the teacher, but worried that if she left, Shui Wuyue would cause some trouble.
"You go back first, and we won't be out of business today." The wooden clone nodded to Bai Jue.
Uzumaki Bai Jue was about to speak, but Bai Jue grabbed his clothes and signaled that there was something wrong with his wooden clone.
The two shadows seemed to anticipate this situation, and they didn't accuse Tsunade of the inappropriateness of his words, and disappeared directly in front of Tsunade and the wooden clone, and went back to his life.
Some of the people who were secretly watching around were relieved, and some were disappointed. After last night's incident, the reputation of the wood clone spread all over Konoha, but it wasn't a good reputation, and most people thought he was a jerk.
Today, the representatives of the major families went to find the ape flying sun slash, some people probed the wind, and some people thought that the wooden clone should be expelled, but the ape flying sun slash got the news of the vortex tide village, and the attention was all on the new nine-tailed human pillar force, and there was no time to manage the wooden clone for the time being.
Everyone didn't see the three generations of Hokage, so they could only return disappointed.
Tsunade and the wooden clone came to the Hokage building, and when they walked into the building, the wooden clone suddenly stopped.
"Go up! I'm waiting for you here. The wooden clone laughed.
"Hmm!"
Tsunade nodded slightly, and a look of relief appeared on his pretty face, only when the wooden clone was enlightened, he no longer asked for trouble, but he didn't know that the entire Hokage building had no secrets at all in the eyes of the wooden clone.
"The two shadows don't know anything, so what does Ape Fei Ri Slash know?"
The wooden clone leaned against the doorpost of the building with his eyes closed and his hands folded.
Tsunade walked into the Hokage's office, and Sarutobi Hizashi stood in front of the window, quietly looking at Konoha outside the window.
"Old man! What's wrong with it? "Tsunade doesn't have a good airway.
"Mito-sama wants to see you!"
Sarufei turned around and saw that the wooden clone did not come in, frowning slightly, with his understanding of the wooden clone, he was completely lawless, and understood that he would definitely come with Tsunade, but there was no reason why he would not come in.
"Is it really because of Tsunade?" Sarutobi was thinking about Mizuki when Tsunade suddenly interrupted his thoughts.
"What's wrong with Grandma?" Tsunade asked in alarm. (To be continued......)
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Today's update! Sort it out tomorrow, three shifts a day, and make up for the five shifts owed this week.