"Tianyi, sit down!" Guo's mother greeted everyone: "Do you drink tea or hot water?" ”

"Mom, I drink hot water!" Guo Jing said.

Guo's mother glared at him: "You have to drink and pour yourself!" ”

Guo Jing: "......"

"Mom, don't be busy, come and sit down first, I have something to tell you!" Guo Xiang said.

"What's the matter?" Guo's mother was a little suspicious.

"You sit down first!" Guo Xiang got up and walked to Guo's mother, pressed her on the sofa, and then shouted to the kitchen: "Dad, you turn off the fire first, I have something to tell you." ”

After a while, a mature and steady middle-aged man, while wiping his hands with the scarf in front of him, walked over, sat next to Guo's mother, looked at his wife suspiciously, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?" ”

"I don't know! Listen to what the kids have to say! ”

"Mom, Dad, what I'm going to say next may be a little unbelievable, but please don't have to be calm!"

"Come on, we're listening!"

Guo Xiang thought about it, felt that he couldn't speak, and looked at Guo Jing: "Brother, say it!" ”

Guo Jing nodded, opened his mouth, and didn't know where to start, he looked at Lu Tianyi: "Brother Lu, why don't you help us say it!" ”

Guo's father and Guo's mother: "......"

What the hell are these two kids trying to say?

Suddenly, Guo's mother looked at Lu Tianyi and Guo Xiang with a shocked face: "You guys shouldn't make a fuss!" ”

Guo Xiang: "......"

Lu Tianyi: "......"

Can I say it's too imaginative?

Guo Xiang had a black line on his face, and said quietly: "Mom, you are such an adult, can you watch less urban dog blood dramas?" ”

Hearing this, Guo's mother was stunned: "Hey, it's not what I thought!" ”

Listening to the tone, she seems to be a little disappointed!

Guo Xiang: "......"

Are you still my mom?

Why do you always feel like you're thinking of marrying me off?

"Forget it, I'll say it myself!" Guo Xiang looked at his mother with a look of helplessness: "Do you remember that my brother and I learned martial arts?" ”

"Remember, what's wrong?" Guo's mother nodded, "When you were young, you often went to live with your master. ”

"But speaking of which, your master has also been dead for five years! Let's find a time to worship him. Father Guo said.

"Good!" Guo Xiang bowed his head and continued: "In fact, in this world, there is another world, and that world is called the cultivation world. Everyone is working towards one goal - to become immortals! ”

"And then? Do you want to say that you are actually cultivators? ”

"No, we are ancient warriors! It is Brother Lu who cultivates immortals! ”

"Today is not April 1st!" Guo's mother had a look of complete disbelief on her face.

"So we're not kidding!" Guo Jing said.

"Okay, since you said that you are immortal cultivators, then you have to prove it!" Guo's mother said.

"This room is too small for me to use!" Guo Jing said.

"There's nothing you can't do. Didn't you say that you were some kind of cultivator, wouldn't you just have a swordsmanship! ”

"This... No! Guo Jing looked embarrassed.

"You cultivators don't know how to resist swordsmanship, so what are you practicing?"

"Forget it, I'll demonstrate!" Lu Tianyi spoke at the right time, "Guo Jing, give me a sword." ”

"Brother Lu, give!" Guo Jing's hand flipped over, and a sword glowing with cold light appeared in his hand.

"Magic? When did you learn it? Guo's mother looked at Guo Jing with some surprise.

"It's a storage ring!" Guo Jing explained.

Lu Tianyi stretched out his finger and pointed at the sword in the air, and the sword instantly seemed to come to life, turning into a sword light, flying into the air, flying back and forth in the house.

"This ...... This ......," Guo's father and Guo's mother showed shock on their faces.

The sword flew in mid-air a few times and landed on the coffee table.

"It's really Edgeworthy!" Father Guo stretched out his hand and carefully touched the sword.

"Obviously, yes!" Lu Tianyi said.

"Mom, it's not magic!" Guo Jing smiled at the corner of his mouth, and there was a hint of smugness on his face.

Guo's mother immediately rolled her eyes at him: "What do you have to be proud of?" Edgeworthiness can't be used! ”

Guo Jing: "......"

Piercing the heart, Mom!

"Then Xiang'er, what will you and your brother do?" Father Guo calmed down and asked.

"We're going to do kung fu now! It's like the ancient heroes in the TV series! Guo Xiang said.

"So you can only fight hand-to-hand with people, and you can't use magic methods like spells, right?" Guo's mother asked.

Guo Xiang: "......"

Mom, why are you so precise in finding the key to things?

"Hmm!" Guo Xiang nodded dejectedly.

"Tsk, this forced grid has dropped a lot all of a sudden!" Guo's mother said.

Guo Xiang: "......"

Guo Jing: "......"

Mom, are you serious about piercing your heart so non-stop? We're afraid you didn't pick it up in the trash, right?

"I believe that my uncle and aunt have now accepted the matter of the cultivation world, right?" Lu Tianyi spoke again at the right time.

"Tianyi, Tianyi, we believe, we believe!" Mother Guo nodded hurriedly, and there was a hint of awe in her eyes when she looked at Lu Tianyi.

"Auntie, now I have one more thing to say!"

"And!" Guo's mother's decibels were all high, and she noticed that she was a little excited, so she hurriedly closed her mouth, and then asked in a normal voice as much as possible, "What's the matter?" ”

"Don't worry, it's not a big deal!" Lu Tianyi said with a smile, and then looked at the corner of the wall near the balcony.

Seeing this, Guo's father and Guo's mother all turned their heads to look over.

"Xiaoqing, tear off the talisman!"

Hearing Lu Tianyi's words, the two were stunned for a moment, and then they saw a big cyan bird lying on the ground with a height of nearly two meters, squatting in the corner of their house.

"This ...... This...... It's ......"

The sudden appearance of Xiaoqing was obviously even more terrifying than Lu Tianyi's swordsmanship just now, and Guo's father and Guo's mother were a little stammering.

"Anla, Mom, Dad, this is Brother Lu's pet, called Xiaoqing, and he is a descendant of Qingluan." Guo Xiang said.

"Pets!" Guo's mother was stunned, and then suddenly turned around and pointed at Xiaobai, "Then it's ......"

"He is also Brother Lu's pet, called Xiaobai!"

"Are they all youkai then?" Father Guo asked in a low voice.

"Yes, it's what we often call youkai, but they don't eat people!"

"By the way, you just said that this bird is Qingluan, I remember that Qingluan is not a cyan phoenix, doesn't that mean that this is a divine bird?"

"Almost!"

"Na Jing'er, do you and Xiang'er have pets?" Guo's mother asked.

"Nope!" Guo Jing lowered his head in shame.

"Why don't you two have anything? Xiu Xian can't even do the most basic swordsmanship, and now he doesn't even have a pet. Guo's mother complained about the two with a disgusted face.

Guo Jing: "......"

Guo Xiang: "......"

I'm sorry, we've embarrassed the cultivation world!

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