As a law-abiding citizen, I never dreamed that I would one day be caught in the bureau.

Actually, this has to start a few days ago, and it is related to my profession.

My main business is very wide, from hexagram measurement to mobile phone film. But you have to be willing to spend more money, and you should also take care of the work of exorcising evil spirits and catching ghosts, and no matter the risk, after all, whoever makes the customer is God.

To be honest, I'm new to this industry. But who would have thought that I would be a glorious courier last week?

Helplessly, the year was unfavorable, and the villain was killed, and he actually received 11 complaints in just one week, or the same person complained, completely deliberately finding fault.

I thought to myself that I usually have to be scolded by the boss for a long time for a complaint, but this time I will get 11 at once, and the boss is not allowed to do it?

simply resigned, settled the salary, and planned to start his own business.

With the little salary left by the black-hearted boss, I got my outfit and equipment, and finally liquidated, I always felt that there was something shortcoming.

I wondered if there was a lack of signboards, so I quickly ordered a small billboard, with colored lights, standing on the overpass, with a 100% return rate.

But then again, without that diamond, I wouldn't dare to take this porcelain job, and I also relied on learning a few days of magic. As long as you don't encounter big trouble, ordinary small situations should be able to deal with it easily.

However, starting my own business is much more difficult than I imagined, mainly because the pressure of competition is too great, and there are several peers on a flyover.

They are either dressed as Taoist priests or monks, and the key is that everyone is more professional than me.

Time flashed, it was noon on the third day of opening, and there was still no customer on the door, and if this continued, sooner or later I would have to declare bankruptcy, and before that I had to think of a way to save it.

"Can you catch ghosts?" A man stopped in front of my stall, stared at the lantern sign, and asked in a low voice.

I finally came to business, and I didn't want to let it go, but I didn't want to be too frivolous and make people think that I was not level.

So in a pretended profound tone, he replied slowly: "Isn't it written on the sign?" ”

The man snorted, and then kept chattering, the voice was very small, so small that his mother was facing each other, I didn't hear what he said, just like Tang Seng chanting a tight mantra, I could only see the slight up and down collision of the skin of the mouth.

I took the opportunity to take a closer look at him, he was 25-26 years old, and he was dressed quite well.

As for his appearance, he can't be called a handsome guy, his eyes are bloodshot, and his face has a tiredness and old-fashioned spirit that doesn't fit young people.

Maybe he wore perfume, and he still had a faint smell on him, which made me a little disgusted.

Looking at his symptoms, it is indeed a bit like he has been hit by an evil spirit, or he has been washed by a ghost, but there is no trace of residual yin qi on his body.

The first business was so tricky, it seemed to be beyond my ability!

While secretly complaining to myself, I was thinking about countermeasures, but I couldn't say to that person: "I can't take care of your problem, you better find the Taoist master next to you, they are profound!". ”

But if you really tell him that, it is tantamount to smashing your own signboard. Besides, people haven't said what the situation is, and the specific causes and consequences have to be asked by the parties.

I coughed and asked him what had happened, and just asking me if I could catch ghosts didn't solve the problem, and the doctor had to see a doctor.

When I asked, the man came back to his senses and stopped chattering, saying that he had to start talking about the ghost a month ago.

As soon as I looked at the stance, I knew that the man had a story, and I didn't interrupt him, but just motioned with my eyes for him to continue.

The man said that his surname was Yang, he worked in a small company, the salary was not very high, and his appearance was average, so he was still single even after running for three.

After listening to the man's self-introduction, I couldn't help but want to complain, you are here for a blind date, is it necessary to make a special statement that you are single.

However, it was only later that I realized that the whole thing was caused by his singleness, or being single is harmful.

Although Brother Yang is single, he has a good habit and likes to read. After work, everyone else plays games and watches dramas, but he is different, he likes to visit bookstores.

If you want me to say, due to the influence of fast food culture, few people go to bookstores now, and they can't see that he is still a literary and artistic youth.

And just some time ago, he didn't want to go home directly after work, and planned to buy a few books, but before he arrived at the bookstore, he saw a stall selling used books on the side of the road.

The boss who sells used books is an old man, he looks very cold, he wears cold, even the stall is so cold, a rag, there are three or five books on it, he lowers his head and holds his hands, people ignore him, he doesn't pay attention to people.

When Brother Yang passed by him, he glanced at it casually, and the books were so cold, without covers, wrapped in torn newspapers.

Brother Yang didn't know why his brain suddenly convulsed, so he naturally squatted down, picked up a book casually, and asked jokingly: "How much?" ”

The old man didn't even look at it, and said directly: "Ten thousand"

Brother Yang: "Huh? With a sigh, I suspected that my ears were broken, an old book, 10,000 yuan! The old man is poor and crazy!

Brother Yang deliberately joked with him: "Do you sell it for a dollar?" ”

"Take it."

Brother Yang was also stupid at this time, this was really asking for a price and then bargaining on the spot, and a few passers-by next to him who were watching the excitement were coaxing. One yuan, usually two yuan for a bus, Brother Yang didn't care and bought it.

People who love to read books can't wait to read them immediately when they buy them, but Brother Yang is not interested in old books. If you comfort yourself, the money should be given to the one who asks for food.

When it was time to go to bed at night, Brother Yang couldn't sleep horizontally and vertically on the bed, so he found old books and flipped through them, hey, I had never seen strange things in it, how to attract wealth, peach blossoms, how to get rid of villains, travel far away to keep safe, etc., in a word, all written in it are feudal superstitions.

Brother Yang is also a graduate of the Chinese Department of a famous school, and he is well-informed, and some ancient county records have been translated, which is really unseen. I tried to read two pages, and found that the above are all handwritten traditional characters, and the content is not complicated, at least the meaning can be understood.

Why don't you pick a method and try it? Try it and it doesn't cost anything. Brother Yang is interested, the key is which one to try? There is no need to think about it, it is natural to recruit peach blossoms to marry a daughter-in-law, and Brother Yang is more pragmatic.

When he got up the next day, Brother Yang had to go to work, but he was still thinking about recruiting peach blossoms last night, and he finally stayed up until he got off work, so he planned to go home directly and continue to study the methods on the old books.

didn't think about it, and not far from the company, I met a young lady and fell. This matter was put aside as usual, Brother Yang took a look at it at most, and then walked away directly, mainly because he was thin-skinned.

But this time he didn't know where he got the courage, maybe it was given by Liang Jingru, so he hurriedly went over and picked it up, and saw that it was inconvenient to drag the big box when he saw that the people were broken, and it was inconvenient to drag the big box, so he volunteered to send the young lady home.

The young lady probably didn't see Brother Yang like a bad person, and she didn't refuse, and finally left Brother Yang to have dinner at her house, and the two exchanged contact information again.

Brother Yang has been single for so many years, and it is the first time he has been alone with a woman other than his relatives for so long, and in addition to Meizizi, there is only Shuang Crooked in his heart, and he unconsciously determined that the peach blossom method last night was indeed feasible.

Whether or not the method of recruiting peach blossoms has worked, I don't dare to assert it yet, anyway, according to Brother Yang's words, the two of them quickly established a relationship and became boyfriend and girlfriend after chatting for a few days.

In a word, the things that couples should do (including things that are not suitable for children), both of them have done it, only to the point of talking about marriage.

If you want me to say, if the story is only told here, it should be considered a happy ending, at least Brother Yang has ended his single life for many years.

Congratulations! It should be celebrated with flowers.

But! But! There are always accidents in life, otherwise Brother Yang would not have come to me.

Brother Yang, who has a girlfriend, has indeed lived a few days of 'happy heart', but it didn't take long for him to be a little disgusted.

According to him, the problem is with his girlfriend.

In fact, it's not a big problem, the main thing is that his girlfriend's appearance is too ordinary, she wants to have no face, she wants to have no breasts, she wants her ass and no ass, and she is simply not sexy and unfeminine.

As for why Brother Yang didn't find this problem before, it was because he had been single for too long, and no matter who he looked at, he was a heavenly immortal. Now that they are together, and with the blessing of peach blossom luck, there are suddenly more ambiguous beauties with him, and they are naturally greasy after a long time.

In the end, the two broke up, or Brother Yang dumped his girlfriend, so his girlfriend almost committed suicide.

"Scumbag!" I glanced at Brother Yang's face and couldn't help but want to slap him.

Brother Yang probably heard my whispered curses, obviously wanting to get angry, but in the end he just took out a cigarette and lit it, as if he was talking to himself, and as if he was saying to me: "I'm quite scummy!" ”

His cold words made me quite embarrassed, so I had no choice but to open the topic and let him continue.

After Brother Yang broke up, he soon had a new love, this time it was his colleague, and he was responsible for the appearance of the company. As for what her name is, it is inconvenient for Brother Yang to disclose, anyway, I don't have to say anything about her appearance, at least she is much better than those Internet celebrities.

There are not a few men in the company who like the 'new love' girl, and some people have tried to confess, and they have tried all kinds of routines, but the girls have refused for one reason or another.

Unexpectedly, in the end, it was simply won by the mediocre-looking Brother Yang, so everyone else said that Brother Yang stepped on the shit and handed over the peach blossom luck, and the envy and jealousy were overflowing.

According to common sense, after finding a beautiful girlfriend, Brother Yang should also live a content and peaceful life, and honestly prepare to discuss how good it is to get married.

But Brother Yang just loves to work, and after dating his new love for a short time, he found a new problem.

The problem is still with his girlfriend, or with his appearance, this time his girlfriend is too beautiful, so Brother Yang is not at ease.

Every time Xinhuan goes out, he is a little too worried, what he is doing when he goes out, and who he is going to play with must always ask questions clearly, which is more cumbersome than investigating the household registration.

The ending can be imagined, the two broke up without accident, but Brother Yang didn't care, thinking that anyway, now that he has a way to recruit peach blossoms, he doesn't have to worry about finding a girlfriend.

In this way, Brother Yang changed round after round of girlfriends, and at the same time, he also summed up a rule, as long as he dared to confess to his sister, the sister did not agree, and even if he dug the corner, he was also digging, and he never missed.

In the end, Brother Yang himself was a little unclear whether he was looking for a girlfriend or enjoying a one-night stand.

"It turned out to be kidney deficiency." Hearing this, I think I can draw conclusions, Brother Yang, a scumbag, doesn't look right on his face, but he can't detect the remaining yin qi, and he doesn't collide with ghosts at all: "You better go home and eat more kidney pills, I can't see a doctor." ”

I'm not afraid of offending the customer, but I deliberately want to send him away, so I don't have to beat around the bush with him when I speak.

"Master, I've really met a ghost." When Brother Yang heard that I asked him to go, he immediately became anxious, and the expression on his face was more ugly than that of his own mother who died.

I didn't want to talk nonsense with the scumbag, thinking that even if he really met a ghost, it would be a retribution for playing with the girl's feelings, so I looked to the side: "You see those Taoist chiefs next to me, you go to them, I will close the stall immediately, I don't care about you, and I can't take care of it." ”

"They asked me to come to you, and they said that you were the only one on the entire overpass to save me." Brother Yang's expression was sincere, not like lying.

When Brother Yang mentioned it like this, I realized that the eyes of those Taoist masters were really looking at me without exception, and they looked like they were not too big to see the excitement.

Damn it! Could it be that they joined hands and deliberately kicked the trouble to me, so that I could get out of the way and get out of the house early.

After thinking about it carefully, if I really drove Brother Yang away, maybe I would be in their arms.

So he quickly changed the conversation and asked Brother Yang to wait first, no matter what this matter is, I should leak some means to those theater watchers, so that they can know how much Taoism I have in Daochang Chen.