"Stinky boy, look where you run away this time!"

The grandmother on the side raised her withered right hand and put it in her mouth and licked it. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd immediately said to me gloomily.

"Phew, you old woman, are you blind? Don't you see, there's another person here? Your mother, spitting saliva, spraying my face, and still don't kneel down to apologize to the Buddha, and then, compensate the Buddha with five hundred taels of gold! The fat monk spat and then scolded his grandmother.

His words made Grandma's face change, she glanced at the fat monk gloomily, and said coldly: "Where did the wild monk come from, full of swearing." Hurry up and get out of here, or I'll roast you like a pig and eat it!" ”

The fat monk shouted angrily: "You old woman, get out of your stomach!" sprayed the Buddha's face full of saliva, and if he didn't kneel down and lose money, he would have to scold people. My Buddha has been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, and there is no unreasonable goblin like you. Today, I'm going to teach you a good lesson! ”

The fat monk said, and suddenly shouted: "Qimen Feijia, out!" ”

As soon as these words came out, he threw a bamboo slip into the air.

The piece of bamboo slip disintegrated in the air, and a moment later, a few 'swish' sounds, put on his body, and turned into an armor.

As soon as the armor was worn on his body, a burst of light emanated from his body.

"Whoosh~~", after he put on the armor called 'Valve Flying Armor', all of a sudden, he swished, as fast as lightning, and rushed towards the grandmother.

Sister, that speed is too fast.

It was hard to see with the naked eye, and I saw only an afterimage, flying towards my grandmother.

After a while, he arrived in front of his grandmother.

Grandma also froze, she really didn't expect that after this fat monk put on that 'Qimen Flying Armor', the speed would be so fast.

And when she reacted, she only heard two 'pops', and the fat monk slapped him twice!

By the time she felt the burning pain on her face, the fat monk, who had already swished, returned to the same place.

"How's it going, old woman? Spray my face with saliva, even if you don't lose money, you dare to scold me, this is just a small lesson for you! Hmph, those two slaps, are they cool? Do you want to have another ten slaps! The fat monk used his little thumb to clasp his nose and said arrogantly.

Hearing this, the grandmother let out a thunderous scream. And because of her anger, her hair stood on end, and she immediately roared hysterically at the fat monk: "You're finished, you're finished... I'm going to kill you, I'm going to eat your flesh, I'm going to drink your blood, and I'm going to foster your bones with Gu worms!" In this world, no one has slapped me in the face, how dare you..."

Before she finished speaking, the fat monk laughed and said, "Haha... Old woman, in this world, there is nothing that my Buddha dare not do. Alas, I originally sprayed my face, knelt down and apologized, and then compensated me a little silver tael, and I was going to spare you. But now it looks like I'm going to have to teach you another lesson! ”

"Whoosh~~" As he spoke, the fat monk flew out again and raised his hand towards the grandmother.

This time, Grandma learned to be obedient, and directly grew some roots on her face, and used those roots to wrap her face. In this way, the fat monk could not hit her in the face.

"Hehe, this time, the Buddha didn't want to slap you in the face, this time, the Buddha kicked your ass."

Sister, that fat monk, how shameless is it.

This time, he actually went around to his grandmother's back and kicked her in the ass.

Grandma originally thought that this time he would also want to hit her in the face, and he had taken defensive measures.

I didn't expect that the dead fat monk would be so insidious and kick her ass.

Such a shameless thing, grandma never thought of it, she was kicked by her and caught off guard, her body pounced forward, and she almost fell into a posture of gnawing.

"Ahh Dead fatty, I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you! "Grandma is almost angry, she has never been insulted like this.

She has never seen such a shameless person, and he is from a Buddhist family, and he is embarrassed to kick the ass of an old woman.

"Haha... Old woman, do you think I'm going to hit you in the face this time, haha, you're too thick-skinned, and the Buddha hurts your hands! The fat monk returned to the same place, and then, once again, clasped his nose with his little thumb, and said with an arrogant face.

"Boom, boom!" This time, Grandma was not only so angry that her hair stood on end, but she was so angry that even the face she painted was torn off by her, and then she revealed a hideous green grimace.

Immediately, she roared at the fat monk and opened her huge mouth.

"Boom~~"

Then, five or six large tongues flew out of her huge mouth.

The big tongues, all writhing and dancing like snakes, each one covered with green liquid.

"Whoosh~~~"

These tongues all swept towards the fat monk.

But the fat monk wore his precious 'Qimen Flying Armor', and his speed was extremely fast.

Every time I run, like a gust of wind, I flew out more than ten meters with a bang, and then, with a bang, I came back again.

Even, sometimes he went around to his grandmother's back and grinned at her: "Old woman, you can't catch up, you can't catch up..."

Sister, I really don't know what to say, I can only say, this fat monk is really cheap enough, shameless enough!

Holding the grass, he is still childlike, while dodging his grandmother's tongues, he also grimaced at him.

The way he looks makes grandma even more angry, and grandma almost faints by him.

However, at this time, she suddenly glanced at me and Xiaorong on the side, and the stuffy breath in her chest sprinkled on us.

"Xiaoshuang, you take that green tree spirit and go and arrest that kid and Xiaorong! Wait a minute, I'm going to beat that kid hard and get rid of this evil breath in my heart! ”

Holding a hundred grasses and a big tree, this grandma is as cheap as the fat monk.

She didn't have the ability to catch the fat monk herself, and she was so angry that she wanted to use me as a punching bag.

He actually wanted to sprinkle his anger on me and beat me!!

When I heard this, I was also very angry, I want to be strong enough, I have to be like a fat monk, slap her twice, and give her another kick.

"Boy, let me die!" At this time, Xiaoshuang slowly approached me with a gloomy face.

And by her side, there was also the green tree spirit.

The green tree spirit was three meters high, and although it looked a bit like a human, its body was covered with green bumps, and the bumps were covered with green thick liquid.

Every step it took, it left a footprint on the ground, and it could be seen that it had a corrosive force on its body, because every step he left behind was a puff of white gas...

"Puff~~"

The green tree spirit, stretched out his hands, and in an instant, dozens of green vines grew in those two hands.

Those vines, as disgusting as it were, with a thick green liquid, steaming white, like dancing snakes and pythons, rolled towards me and Xiaorong.

Xiaorong and I hurriedly dodged, but there were too many vines and trees, and they surrounded them from all directions.

If this continues, we can't avoid it at all.

Just as I was about to call out the naughty ghost and take out the compass to fight it, all of a sudden, I felt a wind blowing in my ears.

It was as if he felt that his body had been caught, and then he found that his body was fluttering and flew out.

When I came back to my senses, I found that I had arrived in the small courtyard outside the ruined temple, it turned out that just now, it was the fat monk who rushed to my side and Xiaorong, grabbed me and Xiaorong's arms, and escaped with us.

At this time, the fat monk grabbed my arm with one hand, came to my side, and said with a smile: "Boy, I saved your life!" How are you going to repay me? ”

I was speechless, and said solemnly: "Master, save someone's life, win the seventh-level floating slaughter, what do you ask for in return!" ”

"Uh... Roll your belly! Remember, save you this time, count three hundred taels of silver! Because of acquaintances, it's cheaper for you. Hum! The fat monk picked at the boogers and set the price in one bite.

"Master, I really don't have any money."

"Then take credit first, or mortgage the compass in your arms to me!" The fat monk looked at the compass in my arms again, and his eyes lit up.

Frightened, I quickly hugged my chest with both hands, and then shouted, "Master, this is the time to solve the enemy in front of me." When they are settled, we'll talk about money..."

But as soon as I said this, the fat monk's eyes suddenly lit up, and then he said excitedly: "Haha, boy, how about we make a purchase?" ”