Chapter 0030 - One guest doesn't bother two masters
Qin Han was stunned.
That's a big brain!
Who told you that I sucked the poison out of your corpse with my mouth?
She Fengqi was still squirming, expecting Ai Ai: "I know you are kind, in fact...... There is no way to suck the poison out of the mouth. It's not the same as snake venom......"
Qin Han couldn't cry or laugh, and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I used a vacuum cleaner to suck out the corpse poison for you, and I didn't use my mouth." You still have residual poison on you, do you want me to suck it on you again? ”
She Fengqi was stunned: "Vacuum cleaner? Where did the vacuum cleaner come from? ”
Qin Han was too lazy to talk nonsense, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he pressed She Fengqi's wound again: "Don't move, I'll continue to suck it for you!" ”
"Hey, hey, don't ...... like that" She Fengqi was embarrassed, squirming and struggling.
Qin Han's other hand stretched out and pressed She Fengqi's back hard.
After all, She Fengqi was poisoned by the corpse and his physical strength was exhausted, so he finally stopped struggling, buried his face on the ground, and shouted:
"Qin Han, I suspect that you are using healing to treat me as rude, eat my tofu, and take advantage of me...... If you can't suck out my corpse poison, I'll kill you!" ”
Qin Han snorted: "If I can suck out your corpse poison, do you want to repay me for the rest of my life?" ”
She Fengqi stopped talking.
Three minutes later, the corpse poison on She Fengqi's body was completely sucked out.
The swelling and stiffness of the wound was gone, and blood was pouring out.
She Fengqi also clearly felt that the corpse poison was expelled, his spirit was sober, and the pain and sensation around the wound were restored, and there was also the feeling of being cold when the wind blew through his pants.
Qin Han withdrew his hand and said, "Okay, the corpse poison has been resolved, it's this wound...... Bandage it yourself. ”
She Fengqi lay on the ground, running to breathe, confirming that the corpse poison had been removed, and raised his head and smiled awkwardly:
"Qin and Han ...... What method do you use, with the palm of your hand...... Sucked out the poison of my corpse? That's it, it's been seen by you anyway, one guest doesn't bother the two masters, thank you for your drive, and by the way, you can bandage me......"
Qin Han sighed and looked at the wound on She Fengqi's buttocks:
"It's as if I'm taking advantage...... Bandaging is also possible, the question is, what to bandage? There's no gauze here, so I'll have to tear your clothes. Anyway, your pants are torn, so tear them up! ”
She Fengqi was startled and hurriedly shouted, "Don't don't! I'm a girl, after tearing my pants, I have bare legs, how can I see people? ”
Qin Han was helpless: "Or, tear your shirt?" ”
"That's not going to work!" She Fengqi shook his head again and again, smiled flatteringly, and said, "That's it, Qin Han, you are a big man, don't be shy, just ...... Tear up your clothes. ”
Qin Han sighed and shook his head, tore his two trousers from under his knees, bandaged She Fengqi's wounds, and said:
"I'll accompany you to catch ghosts for 50,000 yuan. But now, I didn't see 50,000 yuan, but I put on my own clothes, I really didn't eat the mutton, and I made a commotion......"
She Fengqi didn't dare to reply, and honestly lay on the ground and let Qin Han bandage it.
After a hastily bandaged, Qin Han asked, "How do you feel now, can you walk?" ”
"You help me up, I'll try." She Fengqi said.
Qin Han reached out to support She Fengqi's arm and helped her up.
She Fengqi walked a few steps, nodded and said, "It's okay, you can walk slowly......"
Qin Han picked up She Fengqi's sword, cut a branch, and handed She Fengqi a crutch.
She Fengqi thanked him and said, "Thank you...... The 50,000 pieces, back to the city, I will give it to you. ”
Qin Han was also polite: "You have to give it to me." ”
"Love money is like life...... She Fengqi muttered, waved his sword, slashed at the female zombie on the ground, and scolded: "Dog, dead zombie, dare to sneak attack Aunt Ben, I will chop you into dumpling filling!" ”
The poor female zombie was miserable in an instant.
After splitting more than a dozen swords, She Fengqi didn't vent his hatred, and split the coffin board again, lit a fire, and put the female zombie on the fire.
Qin Han looked at it coldly and said, "Okay, it seems that you are not seriously injured, and you still have so much strength, and you can do things neatly." It's almost dawn, let's go down. ”
Only then did She Fengqi put away his sword, leaned on crutches, and went down the mountain with Qin Han.
After all, She Fengqi was injured and it was inconvenient to walk.
Qin Han was anxious, and simply said: "She Fengqi, it's better for me to carry you on my back, otherwise we won't be able to go down the mountain at noon tomorrow!" ”
This time, She Fengqi was not shy at all, and even a little happy, and said with a smile: "Then it's hard for you." ”
Qin Han didn't say much, picked up She Fengqi on his back, jumped to the ground, and went down the mountain.
She Fengqi was lying on Qin Han's back, only to feel the wind whistling in his ears, and the trees on both sides retreated sharply, he was even more surprised, and asked, "Qin Han, where are you sacred, and why...... So supernatural? ”
Qin Han continued to run forward wildly, and said: "I am the Taishang Laojun who descended to earth, and the reincarnation of the Buddha is like this, hehe!" ”
……
In less than an hour, Qin Han had already carried She Fengqi on his back and returned to the bottom of the mountain.
By this time, it was already dark.
She Fengqi slipped down from Qin Han's back, rubbed it on his chest, and muttered: "Fortunately, it's a real guy, if it's a silicone prosthesis, it must have been blown up......"
Looking at Qin Han again, his face was not red or panting, and there was no sweat on his head.
She Fengqi sighed and said:
"My master often said that the strong have their own strong hands, and a mountain is even higher than a mountain, but I always don't believe it. Qin Han, after seeing your ability, I realized that there are indeed masters in this world, and I can't catch up with horses! ”
Qin Han walked forward along the road and said, "Don't pat yourself on the back, She Fengqi, don't forget the 50,000 yuan." ”
She Fengqi pouted: "Don't worry, the king of Hades can still have less money from the little ghost?" You remember my phone number, when you go back, call me, give me a card number, and I will call you immediately. ”
Then, She Fengqi reported his phone number.
Qin Han remembered it in his heart, nodded and said: "It's already dark, you can go back by yourself, I'll go first, and I'll call you when I go back." ”
Who knows, She Fengqiyi grabbed Qin Han and asked, "Don't go, Qin Han...... Ask you something, do you have a girlfriend? ”
Qin Han was stunned: "No!" ”
She Fengqi grinned: "Then congratulations on you now have it." From now on, I'll be your girlfriend. ”
Qin Han had a black line: "She Fengqi, what are you doing?" ”
She Fengqi said with a smile: "You ate my tofu and took advantage of me, I just broke the jar and broke it, and I married you...... Anyway, this girl is so beautiful, she is completely worthy of you. You don't have a girlfriend anyway......"
"But I have a wife!" Qin Han said.
"Huh?!" She Fengqi was dumbfounded.
"Hehe, if you're willing to be small, I can discuss it with my wife. Let's go first, goodbye! ”
Qin Han grinned and turned away.
She Fengqi stood on the side of the road, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, raised his foot and kicked a small pebble on the road, and scolded: "MMP, this time it's a shame...... Damn Qin Han, I'm going to call my master and find out your details! ”
Then, She Fengqi took out her mobile phone, dialed Master's number, and asked Master.
After listening to the report, She Fengqi's master was silent for a moment, and suddenly exclaimed excitedly: "Feng Qi, this Qin Han must be the reincarnation of my senior uncle and your senior uncle!" ”
"Huh? He's me...... Uncle Shi?! She Fengqi was stunned again.