Chapter 21 Be a man with a dream

An Yukai carried the kettle in both hands and slammed the bedroom door open with his body.

After entering the house, put away the thermos that belonged to Ren Zitao.

Jing Chao was working on his little invention with an electric soldering iron, and there was a sound of sizzling and pulling in the dormitory.

At this time, Li Peibo hung a towel around his neck, his two feet were inserted in the basin, while rubbing his two feet against each other, he was holding Ren Zitao's cleansing water and patting it on his face, and after patting the water, he smeared the body lotion.

An Yukai looked surprised: "You didn't wash your face before, and the second brother put on a mask and you still said that he was suffy, why did you take care of it today?" ”

Unexpectedly, Li Peibo sighed before speaking: "Alas! ”

After sighing, he lowered his head and pinched the fat on his body, and suddenly asked, "Hey?" You say that if I lose weight from now on, can I lose the effect of Zitao's girlfriend? It's like a different person. ”

Jing Chao stopped what he was doing and glanced at An Yukai.

An Yukai pushed his glasses and carefully observed Li Peibo's appearance: "Theoretically, a person's facial features, whether he loses weight or not, are unchanged. ”

"That's okay, you don't know, my grandmother has said since I was a child, saying that I am a beautiful man. Before I was in the fifth grade of elementary school, there were quite a few little girls who wanted to play with my back ass, and as soon as I went out, they rushed to play with me. ”

Jing Chao showed an expression of disbelief.

An Yukai also looked embarrassed: "With all due respect, boss, no matter how you lose it, you can't return to the scenery before the fifth grade, you are disabled." The object of the second brother is already good-looking, and it still belongs to the eighteen changes of the female college when it is over. ”

Li Peibo threw the foot towel over with a shake of his hand: "You go to the edge." ”

"Loyalty, boss."

"You didn't say that before, you said that if the second child was Xiao Zhu Yin, you also looked like Andy Lau above your forehead."

An Yukai immediately shushed: "Boss, the second brother is coming back soon, you are trying to destroy me." Then he glanced at the door, and then continued:

"That's my clumsiness, I'm blind and two cakes.

How can I have the ability of the second brother, people are stunned to be able to find Zhu Yin's trace from the fat to the deformed face, but this is not to blame me, the second sister-in-law was really fat and deformed before.

Look at it now, the long legs, the melon seed face, the temperament, I thought I had a new girlfriend, and it had to be the kind of Beiying, otherwise I could ask her which school.

Really, I don't accept anyone now, just serve the second brother, among the thousands of stocks, I can find the most profitable one, for Chang Jingfu, flowing oil, I knew that I hugged the second brother's thighs tightly, went back to my hometown to steal the house photos and sold the house. ”

Jing Chao also nodded: "This time, it confirmed his discernment, and he became a girlfriend very early." No wonder people say that every fat person is full of infinite future, it seems that I have to change direction when looking for a girlfriend, I have to find a fat girl. ”

Li Peibo immediately stood in the basin excitedly: "So, buddy is not disabled, if I reduce from 200 to 150, really, if I lose weight, I will have nothing to do, and then I will be the new generation image ambassador of our dormitory building, and I will be responsible for Qingda!" ”

Jing Chao immediately showed that you should be quieter, don't let people hear the expression of laughter: "Stop, boss, weight loss is secondary at the moment, for the sake of insurance, in case you are busy in vain, when the second brother comes back later, let him give you a face first." ”

"What are you talking about me," Ren Zitao pushed the door in briskly, threw the backpack on the bed, and An Yukai and Jing Chao told him nonsense.

Ren Zitao raised his eyebrows when he listened, a little proud in his heart, and a little pleased.

After listening to the reason, he patted Li Peibo on the shoulder and said: "Losing weight can't save you, you have to have plastic surgery." ”

After speaking, he jumped and went to bed with both hands.

With this sentence, the dormitory instantly became lively.

An Yukai pointed at Ren Zitao and said You are too unkind, Jing Chao laughed, stood in front of Li Peibo and shook his head.

Li Peibo didn't wipe his feet, he came out of the basin directly and ran to the windowsill and roared:

"Can you let me go back to that beautiful world again, and find myself. Don't tell me it's just delusional, don't tell me it's just cranky, it's raining......"

I don't know how many floors it is, but I really poured half a basin of washing water with a bang.

"Who?" Li Peibo stroked the water on his face: "Which grandson did it?!" ”

When he turned around to ask for a codeman, Jing Chao suddenly made a silent gesture to him.

An Yukai stepped on the stool, took a look, turned his head to the two of them and said with his mouth, "Sleep." ”

When he covered Ren Zitao with a quilt, he bit his ears with the other two and said: "I am smiling when I fall asleep, and I don't know what is beautiful in my dreams." ”

What's beautiful, if someone really asks Ren Zitao, maybe he will reply: I can't tell.

He only knows:

Before falling asleep, I want to laugh as long as I recall the idle stories I talked about with Jiang Nan;

Only when I was with Jiang Nan did I realize that I was also talkative;

It was only when I got along with Jiang Nan that I found that time passed quickly.

In order to be able to spend more time together, it is hard to imagine that you will bow your head and beg someone.

Asking for someone is no longer to do something big, just for the man, you stay with me for a while, stay for two more minutes, I'm not sleepy at all.

In fact, what can you do in two minutes, but one more second is a second, and then I feel that this kind of behavior is stupid.

Later, he really couldn't delay it, because Lao Jiang's phone call came to him, and he said, "What time is it, you two are still together", and then sent Jiang Nan away.

Well, not quite a send, to be precise.

Because it was Jiang Nan who carried him on a bicycle, he pedaled downstairs to the dormitory and returned the bicycle to him, and told him how to go, don't go wrong, and when he spoke, he was tired and panting.

……

Ren Zitao was asleep with a smile on his lips, and Jiang Nan was not far behind.

She had just separated from Ren Zitao, and she was laughing while climbing the dormitory building, and she didn't realize that she had been giggling.

She climbed the stairs slowly, not slowly, her legs were sore from pedaling the bicycle.

Thinking:

When her father scolded Ren Zitao just now, look at Ren Zitao's cowardice, hahahahaha.

Alas, what's the hell, if people don't care about her, they're afraid of what her dad will do.

Thinking about it again, in the end, Ren Zitao still spat out, saying that it doesn't matter if she is filming a soap opera or a bloody drama, if it is really a dream, he will take it all without her money.

When I think about this, my heart is sweet.

In fact, she and her mother also mentioned this, and it happened to be heard by her father.

At that time, Lao Jiang glanced at her first, revealing an expression of why you don't go to heaven, and then confirmed that it was not a joke, Lao Jiang blew his beard and glared at her and threatened her: "Little man, if you dare to take money and mess around, I will, I will take money to light cigarettes." ”

This is equivalent to consumption that his father can't understand, Ren Zitao, the little father who loves to worry about her, will be reimbursed, ahahaha.

Jiang Nan arrived at the door of the dormitory, and quickly patted his face to make himself look serious, and then entered the door.