Chapter 111: The joke is too big

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Lu Tianyu was lying on the soft big bed, looking at the beautiful decorations above his head, and quickly sorted out his scattered thoughts in his mind, and found that there were many things that could not be explained.

"Tick bell bell", Lu Tianyu picked up the customer service phone, this is an antique handset old-fashioned phone, antique, giving people a thick and long-term feeling, a soft and sweet female voice came from the microphone: "Mr. Lu, it's dinner time, Miss Zheng invites you to dine in box 6." ”

"Zheng Zhaoyun should ask for something?" Lu Tianyu put on the formal clothes prepared for him by the hotel and walked into the No. 6 box.

Lu Tianyu walked into the box and found that there was a man in the box, who was not tall, slightly obese, with a pair of gold-rimmed eyes on the bridge of his nose, and a strong scholarly temperament.

"Tianyu, please take a seat, I'll introduce you, this is my cousin--- Zheng Hanzhi, you have chatted on the Internet", Zheng Zhaoyun saw Lu Tianyu walk into the box, and hurriedly got up to introduce Lu Tianyu.

"Hello--- Lu Tianyu, I didn't expect you to be the one who bought the wreckage of the spaceship, fortunately!" I did talk to Zheng Hanzhi about the spaceship on the Internet, but I didn't expect that Zheng Hanzhi and Zheng Zhaoyun would be cousins.

"Brother Lu is a talent, Zhaoyun often mentions you around me, I heard that you have also opened a company, and it is really gratifying that your products have entered the military market, I didn't expect that we would meet in Busan, and I hope Brother Lu can give more advice."

Zheng Zhaoyun gave Zheng Hanzhi a big roll of his eyes, and said unhappily: "Cousin, just know that when you talk about me, didn't you still say that you wanted to invite Tianyu to come?" ”

"Tianyu, my cousin rarely calls other men like this, haha, it makes my cousin jealous", Zheng Hanzhi teased.

Lu Tianyu frowned, he didn't know if what Zheng Hanzhi said was true or false, generally only very close friends would call himself 'Tianyu', as if he was not very familiar with Zheng Zhaoyun, there was no need to be so close.

"Zheng Gongzi, Miss Zheng......"

"Miss Zheng, Miss Zheng listened awkwardly, can't you call me --- Zhaoyun?"

"Yes, it's good to call each other like this, and it's good to call me --- Hanzhi in the future, so that everyone can talk more intimately."

It's also awkward to call Childe and Miss by yourself, so I just agreed casually: "Brother Han, Zhaoyun, you are too polite, I came here to take refuge, I understand your hospitality, I don't want to do anything, I hope to find a remote place to hide, if I always trouble you, I don't want to go." ”

Zheng Hanzhi looked at Zheng Zhaoyun and smiled: "Cousin, you haven't told Tianyu yet, why don't you let me explain." Here's the thing, I also want to invite you to Busan, and this time I have the opportunity, so I want Tianyu to live in Busan for a while, and I want to ask ...... in person for some ideas. ”

After listening to Zheng Hanzhi's explanation, Lu Tianyu finally understood why he was courteous to the Zheng family, and said that pies would not fall from the sky, it turned out that these were true.

Zheng Hanzhi is the first legal heir of the Zheng family, although he is talented, Zheng Hanzhi does not seem to be interested in business, and is keen on studying alien technology, which can be called crazy. After Zheng Hanzhi bought the fragments of the spaceship from Lu Tianyu, he became even more obsessed with studying alien civilizations, and talked to himself about aliens on the Internet.

It is not surprising that Lu Tianyu receives what kind of courtesy he receives to be appreciated by the eldest son of the Zheng family, as long as Zheng Hanzhi is happy, he will worship himself and soak in a honey pot, I believe that Zheng Hanzhi will do it too.

"Let Brother Han laugh, I don't actually have any research on alien civilization and technology, and the words that Brother Han said on the Internet are just a person's cranky thoughts when he is bored, Han Zhi must not be taken seriously", what are you kidding, can you understand alien civilizations by yourself? With your own imagination and astronomical knowledge, it's better not to mislead people's children. He is not a god, and he doesn't need to coax Zheng Hanzhi in exchange for the courtesy of the Zheng family, so it's better to explain what he has to say.

"Tianyu is too modest, I have been looking for the remains of alien civilization for almost ten years, and I know that there are very few people on the earth who can really understand alien civilization, but after meeting Tianyu, I found that Tianyu's understanding of alien civilization is different, I just want to ask for advice in person, and I hope Tianyu will not shirk", Zheng Hanzhi took Lu Tianyu's truth as a prevarication, or Lu Tianyu's modesty, no matter what, Lu Tianyu's words were in vain.

"I really can't help Brother Han, and I ask Hanzhi to ask another Gao Ming", what to do, just this little bit of goods in your stomach, if you disappoint Zheng Hanzhi, don't let people kill you.

Zheng Zhaoyun looked at the two of them with a smile, she didn't know what she was thinking, and when she saw Lu Tianyu's gaze for help, she said: "Tianyu, you don't have to shirk, cousin doesn't have to ask you to study any alien civilization technology, I just want to find someone to chat with and listen to some different suggestions, anyway, you don't have other events in Busan, it's better to talk to your cousin more, maybe you can help him from the other side, I don't know." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, let's eat first, talk while eating, I'll toast Tianyu first!"

I am very helpless, if I let myself study electronic machinery, it may be of a little help to Zheng Hanzhi, let myself help Zheng Hanzhi study alien civilization, isn't this a joke? "Anyway, what I should say has already been said, whether I listen to it or not is Zheng Hanzhi's business, and I can't change Zheng Hanzhi's mind."

At the dinner table, Zheng Hanzhi and Lu Tianyu talked about alien civilizations, of course, these are Zheng Hanzhi's speculations, Lu Tianyu had no choice but to listen, there was really no good advice to help Zheng Hanzhi.

After the meal, Zheng Hanzhi left the hotel, and Zheng Zhaoyun sent Lu Tianyu back to the room: "Zhaoyun, you tell Zheng Gongzi, I really can't help him, what alien civilization and alien history and technology, I haven't been exposed to these at all, doesn't this let me mislead Zheng Gongzi?" ”

"I'm scared now, didn't you talk about your views on extraterrestrial civilizations on the Internet at the beginning? Now let you say, why don't you dare to say it. ”

"It's okay to say those things on the Internet, but if you really want to study it, I really can't do it, Zheng Gongzi is a kind person, I don't want to deceive him."

Zheng Zhaoyun smiled charmingly: "Do you think my cousin doesn't know?" Do you think your cousin wants to ask you to help study alien civilizations, but you really take it seriously? ”

"Ahh You mean....... ”

"You don't need to take care of these things, my cousin wants to listen to your advice, as for whether you are right or not, the decision is in the hands of my cousin, you can't influence your cousin's decision, you think highly of yourself."

So that's the case, it is estimated that Zheng Hanzhi wants to listen to different opinions, and he doesn't really let himself study any alien civilization, it's right to think about it, Zheng Hanzhi is so easy to fool, otherwise he would not become the legal first heir of the Zheng family.

"Rest early, tomorrow I will take you around Busan, there are many scenic spots here, there are Beanyu Temple, Haeundae, Taejongdae, Tongdu Temple and Bugu Hot Springs, you come to Busan for the first time, I respect the friendship of the landlord", Zheng Zhaoyun winked at Lu Tianyu and said: "The two masseurs this afternoon are not bad, but I left them for you, if you like it, call the service desk and wish you a good dream." ”

"Wronged! I didn't do anything, so I would have enjoyed it if I knew it. No, I must make up for it tonight, the figure of the two masseurs in the afternoon is really good, I don't know how the skills in bed are, I need to feel the ...... for myself, are I that kind of person", it seems that he is yellow mud and pulls out his crotch--- not is also, and his mouth is full and he can't explain clearly.

Zheng Zhaoyun is very happy, Lu Tianyu is very depressed, how can he think of himself as a stallion in the north, or a rich child who leaves incense everywhere. Even if you want to, you have to have financial strength to do it, just a penniless homeless man, without Zheng Zhaoyun to arrange a hotel room, I estimate that I am now in a small hotel in a corner, thinking about how to work to earn living expenses.

Lu Tianyu is just thinking about it, it's hard to say whether his life can be saved now, how can he think about women.

The next morning, I saw Zheng Zhaoyun again, "Tianyu, are you not interested in yesterday's masseur, or I'll change two for you", Zheng Zhaoyun already knew what happened yesterday, and said with a wicked smile.

"I like it very much, if you can give me two masseurs, I will like it even more", and Zheng Zhaoyun can't tell the truth.

"Really! You are not afraid of pleasure to know, I heard that your fiancΓ©e is very jealous, and she is not afraid that she will chase and kill you! ”

"You give it to me, I'll take it back as a maid, I'm afraid you won't be reluctant", I saw that the two masseurs yesterday were the best, and gave the hotel's cash cow to myself, it is estimated that Zheng Zhaoyun can't do it.

"Cut, I know that you men are all flowers, don't talk about eating inside and out, and like to mess with flowers and butterflies everywhere, you think beautiful!" Zheng Zhaoyun said, without a little angry expression on his face: "Take you to relax today, and take you to live in my cousin's research institute for a while in a few days, I will pay attention to the affairs of Antekan, and you will go back when the wind calms down." ”

Lu Tianyu has a feeling, as if Zheng Zhaoyun is taking her boyfriend to play in Busan, eating when you want, playing when you want, buying whatever is expensive, as if you don't have to pay for Zheng Zhaoyun. In the past, it was a headache to go to the mall with pleasure, what to buy when pleasure saw it, and the distressed Lu Tianyu tightened his belt. Now it's okay, Zheng Zhaoyun is generous, as long as it's good, buy it all and give it to Lu Tianyu, people who don't know think that the son has a little lover, which makes Lu Tianyu want to cry without tears.

"Tianyu, you try wearing this dress!"

"Waiter, wrap up all these clothes and send them to room 0801 of Zheng's Hotel, as well as these pairs of shoes, and send them over together!"

"Zhaoyun, declare in advance that I don't have the money to pay the bill?"

"Look at your stingy appearance, who wants you to pay the bill, waiter, these clothes are also needed."

The waiter in the store looked at Lu Tianyu's eyes changed, envy and jealousy, I don't know whose little white face it was, or the duck in the dance hall caught a rich girl, it seemed that he was deeply immersed in sweet words and couldn't extricate himself.

"Am I white?" After half a month of bumps, the skin that was not fair was a little rougher, and I couldn't think of what I looked like, what could attract the favor of a rich girl. Lu Tianyu found that he now needed to dig a pit, bury his head in the soil, and block his ears at the same time, blaming his ears for being too smart, those rumors were like the wind blowing through the window, making a "woo" sound, which made Lu Tianyu eager to walk over, carrying the waiter's ears, and telling them loudly, "I am not a little white face, let alone a duck." ”

This is Zheng Zhaoyun taking revenge on herself, she doesn't seem to have offended Zheng Zhaoyun anywhere, is Zheng Zhaoyun also jealous, Lu Tianyu doesn't see it now, but he can see that Zheng Zhaoyun is desperately disgusting himself, and the smugness at the corner of his mouth exposes Zheng Zhaoyun's inner thoughts.

Lu Tianyu found out that he was destined to commit a peach blossom, and nothing good would happen with a woman, "No, Zheng Zhaoyun has begun to set up a love rival for himself again." ”

"Miss Zheng, how can you have time to go shopping today, it's better to ......", a gentleman stared at Zheng Zhaoyun like a fly.

"Isn't this a pouncer? Shopping alone! This is my boyfriend, if it's okay, I won't bother", Zheng Zhaoyun put her arm around Lu Tianyu and greeted the man surnamed Pu.

Pu Gongzi looked Lu Tianyu up and down with anger in his eyes: "I don't know what this son is called, I know a lot of celebrities in Busan, but I don't know that you are the one." ”

Lu Tianyu didn't bother to pay attention to the boring behavior between Zheng Zhaoyun and the surname Puff, and twisted his head to the side, all of which were in the air.

"I don't know how to lift", the surname Pu snorted in his nose, he didn't know the details of Lu Tianyu, so he naturally didn't dare to offend Lu Tianyu easily, and thought that Lu Tianyu was the son of a big family. can be with Zheng Zhaoyun, and can make the arrogant Zheng Zhaoyun admit that he is a boyfriend, there are not many such people, and the surname Pu gave up after thinking about it.

Seeing the surname flutter leaving, Zheng Zhaoyun let go of Lu Tianyu's arm and said, "I didn't expect him to be so timid, and he still wanted to pursue me like this." ”

Lu Tianyu felt funny, "I have become Zheng Zhaoyun's boyfriend, and the one surnamed Pounce will pursue you in vain!" I wouldn't have done it myself", Zheng Zhaoyun belongs to Bai Fumei, born in a wealthy family, she is beautiful, and there must be a lot of suitors around her, but I didn't expect Zheng Zhaoyun to have no boyfriend now, which seems a little unreasonable.

"You reject others like this, who dares to pursue you, I'm surprised that you don't have a boyfriend now?"

"If I say I want to be celibate for the rest of my life, would you believe me?"

"Believe, what don't believe, there are many people who think like this, afraid that love will hurt you, or have been hurt by love, I don't know why you have such thoughts?"

"I was afraid of losing everything I had now, and the family didn't want a married woman to manage the family business, so I decided not to marry for the rest of my life."