【044】 Encounter with a baboon
Then everyone made a fuss together for a while, and drank quite a lot, mainly because they said that they would slaughter me, and everyone hadn't drunk outside together for a long time, and they were all very happy, mainly because I had a treat.
The next day, they each took three days off at their place of work, ready to have fun, glasses this guy is also rare to relax with us for two days, and finally we began to discuss where to play, Kaizi's opinion is to go to a coastal city, and then the beach bikini or something, how pleasant, although I also yearn for it, but in the end, considering that there are only 10,000, it is estimated that it is not enough to go, so I ignored it.
Cao Fatzi's opinion is to find a snack street or something like that and eat for a few days, which is probably his dream, but he didn't get everyone's consent, so they all voted against.
In the end, everyone thought about it, and went to ask the glasses, and the glasses told me that they have a ghost town in Chongqing that is very fun, and we have not been to Chongqing after listening to it, and I don't know if it is a professional habit, I want to see the legendary ghost town and agreed, Kaizi and Cao Fatzi listened to it and felt very interesting, so they decided to go over to play together, anyway, Chengdu is very close to Chongqing.
But when it comes to Chongqing, I think of the story that the master told me since I was a child, I have always been curious about where my parents were, but the master didn't take the initiative to tell me, so I didn't ask, and I really had to ask the master when I had time.
Anyway, everyone discussed it, we dared to go to the train station directly at the moment, and we didn't bring any luggage, anyway, it was only three days, but some necessities, such as cow tears, and some charms, I still brought them with me, and these things have become a habit with me.
Sitting on the train, everyone has talked and laughed along the way, the legend and legend of Chongqing beauties are many, in fact, it is true, we are dazzled along the way, especially the glasses are very active, I don't know if it is at home code words held for too long, out of the mouth is stunned is not idle, catch a person to chat, especially on the train, glasses see a beautiful woman directly go up, to call, talk about life, I looked at the beauty of the boyfriend on the side, both eyes are about to fire, I immediately pulled the glasses back.
Just kidding, that beauty's boyfriend looks like a fitness coach, with muscle bumps all over his body, and he has abdominal muscles, I estimate that one person can top the abdominal muscles of the four of us, provided that we have abdominal muscles, not to mention the fat man, the fat meat all over his body, and the glasses are just a few bone frames, Kaizi is a little better, I remember that some time ago he excitedly told us that he had four pieces, which made us despise it for a while, as for me, cough cough, not to mention abdominal muscles.
Anyway, I feel that the man comes up and the four of us, and the odds of winning must be at least eighty percent. When I pulled my glasses away, they turned to the beautiful woman and said, "Look at your boyfriend, he looks like a baboon, I pity you for being so pretty." ”
As soon as I heard it, I didn't care about anything, and immediately popped out the glasses a meter away, sure enough, the man couldn't stand it anymore, but this is also normal, no matter which man is said to be a baboon, it is estimated that he will be on fire, only to see the man come up, and lift the glasses and say: "You say something?" ”
**Naked threat, but it seems that this baboon brother really doesn't understand glasses, with my understanding of glasses, he will definitely say it below.
"Baboon." The glasses pushed their frames and said these two words calmly.
"We don't know him." Kaizi and I immediately said to the baboon.
"Don't explain, you, one, two, three. Four came out heads-up. The baboon's face was flushed with anger.
"Okay, husband, don't make trouble, besides, what they said is right, don't you just look like a baboon, it's okay, I love you as a person, not your looks." Suddenly, the beautiful woman next to the baboon came up and persuaded her.
As soon as I heard it, I had a fuck-up feeling, is this woman saying this called persuasion, this is completely adding fuel to the fire.
"Whoever calls me a baboon again, I'll beat him to death." The baboon brother glanced at the carriage with both eyes, and those who watched the excitement naturally did not dare to say.
"Baboon, help me put it down first." Suddenly, the words baboon suddenly came from the mouth of the glasses that were still held by the baboon, and after many years of successful glasses, someone asked me to evaluate him, and I said: Sometimes I don't know what the glasses think, he dares to do what ordinary people want to do but dare not do, the courage to challenge, some people say that genius and madman are just a thin line apart, I think he is talking about it.
Sure enough, as everyone thought, the glasses flew out five meters in the form of a parabola, although I wanted to go up and help when I saw the glasses being beaten, but when I saw the baboon's biceps, I still held back, and I kept telling myself in my heart that it was all the fault of the glasses, and it was also appropriate for him to be beaten.
Anyway, this person would only beat his glasses at most, and he didn't dare to really hit any problems, so I watched the man rush up and punch the glasses that had just stood up, and the glasses fell down again.
But after a few seconds, the glasses struggled to stand up again, and said in their mouths: "You have the ability to beat me so that I can't stand up." ”
When the baboon heard this, he rushed up and punched again, and the glasses fell down again, and then the glasses stood up again, allowing the baboon to beat. I feel that this scene is so similar to the scene of Xing Ye vs. Black Bear in the Star Lord movie "King of Destruction"?
But at least the star master has the invincible Hot Wheels, what will the glasses do? Codeword? Off the fight dick, looking at the glasses with constant anger, when it was about to explode, suddenly, a police officer came over.
"What are you doing, fighting? When you get out of the car, follow me to the police station. Seeing this, the police officer said angrily to the baboon and glasses.
As soon as the baboon, who was originally angry, saw the police, he lifted his glasses, hugged them, and said with a smile: "No, no, our two friends, they are joking." ”
"Can you play like this? Don't be stupid to be a police officer, come with me, and I'll go to the police station and explain. The policeman insisted on taking the two to the police station.
Suddenly, the baboon smiled and whispered a few words in the policeman's ear, and then the two of them went to the toilet obscenely, which was estimated to take five or six minutes.
Finally, the police came out with a satisfied face and said: "Okay, in the future, there will be less jokes between friends, it's not good to make a big fuss." After speaking, he glanced at the baboon meaningfully, turned around and left.
I estimated that these two people must have had an adulterous affair when they went to the toilet, and watching the policeman's ass twist and twist when he left, I was even more determined in my thoughts.
"Phew, dead glasses, this time it's luck, on the train, next time I see you somewhere else, see that I don't cut your tongue." After the baboon finished speaking, he pretended to be handsome with his hair, although he had an inch head, he didn't have any hair to shake.
Waiting for the baboon to go away, Kaizi rushed up and pulled up his glasses and said, "Brother glasses, next time you scold people, you have to be on time, at least you have to pick one, the four of us can do it." ”
"It's nothing, I'll draw a circle and curse him when I go back, and see if he dies." The glasses said domineeringly, and finally held up his glasses and said: "A mortal who can only act recklessly, the wisdom of mortals." ”
Looking at the glasses and saying this, I knew that his code words had made him mentally disordered, and I couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay, it's not a big deal, I have to play for a while." ”
"It's nothing, it's all skin injuries, and it's much better than the inexplicable injury I suffered last time."
I knew that the inexplicable injury I was injured by the glasses was the one I struck, but I didn't say it, and no one could know. This time, the glasses were indeed not seriously injured, and after a short rest, they were alive again, but Kaizi and Cao Fatzi and I strictly watched him, and didn't let him mess around anymore, otherwise I might meet a baboon again.
Other than this, there was nothing special on the train, and finally we got off the train in a place called Changshou District, and then transferred to Fengdu, I was full of curiosity about this ghost town, and when I got there, I opened my eyes to see how many ghosts there were in the ghost town.