Chapter 811: Beat Him
After Bai Zijun came over from his room to change clothes, he suddenly felt two sharp lines of sight hit him.
When I looked up, I saw Mu Yunjun, who was lying on the bed like a fake doll at his mercy just now, was slashing him fiercely with a pair of blood-red eyes at this time.
"Hey! Are you awake? Bai Zijun was stunned, and strode towards her with some surprise.
Mu Yunjun said coldly: "What were you doing when you changed my clothes just now?" ”
Bai Zijun stopped at his feet, his expression frozen. After two seconds, he smiled awkwardly, "Ah...... You...... Did you know? You've been awake since just now? ”
"Hey, hey~~ She's awake all the way, but she can't control her body. Thanks to the stimulation you just gave her, she will be able to control her area above her neck as soon as she is excited. An old ghost with a blue face and fangs floated out from the top of Mu Yunjun's head wearing a monk's robe, looking at Bai Zijun and schadenfreude.
Bai Zijun looked at the murderous aura in Mu Yunjun's eyes, and after hearing the words of the ghost monk, he silently moved his steps back. He smiled and said, "...... Yes...... That one...... I just changed my clothes. Didn't do anything...... It's really not ......."
Mu Yunjun said in a cold voice: "I just can't control my body, I'm not blind." You can't feel my whole soul watching you, but that doesn't mean I don't know what you've done to me. - Bang! ”
As soon as she finished speaking, a wave of yin qi suddenly slammed the door behind Bai Zijun shut. Han Zhan's figure stood in front of the door, glaring at Bai Zijun with a small face like a doorman.
Bai Zijun: "...... Σ(°△°|||) _"That's embarrassing! Why is there still a ghost?
"What's that...... Ahem, I was curious about what was going on...... Misunderstand! It's just a misunderstanding! I don't mean anything else......" Seeing that the back road was blocked, Bai Zijun could only admit the wrong way.
Of course, he can also give this little ghost a slap, and then open the door and run away. But what about the consequences of doing so? I'm afraid he can't afford it, so let's give up this plan.
If Mu Yunjun could move, I don't know what kind of pig's head he would be beaten into. But she couldn't move now, so she could only scratch him with her eyes.
"Han Zhan, beat him!" She can't cut him, but she still has men!
"Yes." Han Zhan replied lightly, then looked up at Bai Zijun and said, "Offended, Young Master Bai." ”
After speaking, he suddenly raised his foot and kicked Bai Zijun's ass, because this kid happened to be facing him with his ass.
However, Bai Zijun reacted quickly and dodged away, but he dodged Han Zhan's feet, but heard Mu Yunjun say coldly beside him: "Or do you want to owe it and wait for me to clean you up together." You wait. ”
Bai Zijun stumbled under his feet and immediately stood firm. It's better to be beaten by her than to let this little ghost beat ......
As a result, when he hesitated, Han Zhan behind him took the opportunity to jump up and kick him in the back.
"Ahh Oh! Don't slap your face...... Wow~~~ Ouch! - Stop fighting! Yes! It hurts! ”
After a wild beating, Bai Zijun stood beside Mu Yunjun's bed obediently like a child with a pig-like face and apologized: "I was wrong!" Don't you dare to do it again? ”
Mu Yunjun glared at him coldly: "Don't think that you have replaced my body with me, so you don't respect my body." If this were ancient, you should gouge out your eyes! ”
Bai Zijun muttered quietly, "Shouldn't you get married?" In ancient times, it wasn't a man who saw a woman's body, so he couldn't just marry home? ”
Mu Yunjun scolded: "What did you say? I think you want to die! Han Zhan! Emasculated him! ”
Han Zhan looked at her helplessly: "......"
Bai Zijun arrived at the door in a flash, leaned on the door and turned his head to Mu Yunjun in horror: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Calm down! ”
Mu Yunjun said: "Then you try to talk nonsense again?" ”
Bai Zijun said: "I was wrong! Am I wrong? ”
At this moment, there was a knock at the door: "Young Master, the helicopter is ready." ”
When Mu Yunjun heard this, he asked, "Where are you going?" ”
Bai Zijun stood at the door and looked at her from a distance and said, "Go find Granny Fang and find a way to make you move." ”
Mu Yunjun said suspiciously: "Can she have a way to do this?" ”
Bai Zijun said: "Before I came back here, I called her. She said there was an old way to try, but she had to see what I was doing. ”
Mu Yunjun said: "Then don't hurry up!" What are you doing standing so far away? ”
Bai Zijun looked at her with a shocked face, and said in disbelief: "What is the person who said he was going to castrate me just now talking about now?" ”
Mu Yunjun said lightly: "If you don't leave, I will really abolish your second child!" ”
Bai Zijun pointed at Mu Yunjun aggrievedly, turned his head to Han Zhan and said, "Why are you masters so unreasonable??? ”
Han Zhan was too lazy to island him, and in a flash, he turned into a black bird standing on the head of Mu Yunjun's bed.
Bai Zijun walked over under Mu Yunjun's cold gaze, slung her bag over his shoulder, and then picked her up and walked towards the door.
Halfway through, he suddenly thought of a question again and blurted out: "By the way, I just went to Baidu." It says you're only starting to accelerate your development now, and it doesn't seem like just ...... Well, somewhere is going to get bigger, maybe you're going to keep getting taller? ”
When he spoke of a certain place, he wisely swept his gaze to the sky this time.
Mu Yunjun stared at his beautiful chin and rolled his eyes, and said, "I was already very tall in my previous life, even if I changed most of my genes in this life, my divine soul will also affect the image of this life." And my mother in this life is not short, and I will follow her, of course, I will not always be as short as I am now. Also, if you stare at my boobs again, I'll sell your nude photos to the girls who have their eyes on you! ”
Han Zhan flew over and opened the door, holding Bai Zijun, who was about to walk out, stumbling at her feet, almost throwing her to the ground.
"Wait a minute! Let's be clear first, what photo? You did this when you were in my body? I didn't even shoot you, why did you shoot me? Bai Zijun looked at her with a confused expression and asked.
Mu Yunjun snorted coldly and said, "You didn't shoot, but you saw it all." Do you think I'm so cheap for you? You don't have to pay for it? ”
Bai Zijun said unconvinced: "You also saw me, did you pay me?" ”
Mu Yunjun sneered: "You can't see one place, I'm three!" Calculate your own loss or my loss! ”
Bai Zijun was dumbfounded by her statement, and looked at her for a moment: "It's still ...... Can it still be counted like this??? ”
"Smack!" The little bird that Han Zhan turned into flew over and slapped his head with wings, and said, "Don't be slow, go quickly!" How long are you going to talk? ”
Bai Zijun came back to his senses and immediately walked out of the door. As he walked, he looked at Mu Yunjun sadly and said, "Big guy, we have to talk about this matter later." Okay? ”