Chapter 244: On the Importance of Undressing
It's hard to explain, but it has to be explained, the Nine Heavens Xuannu doesn't want to be exposed, if she admits that she is the true god of the mortal world, once the news is publicized, she will immediately be watched by the people of the mortal world.
Now is the critical period when the catastrophe is coming, if the people visit her and pray for her blessings and the elimination of disasters for the world, will she accept it or not?
The Nine Heavens Xuannu stiffened her head and said, "I'...... I was too angry just now, and I used the life-saving magic weapon given to me by my father to exert several times my extraordinary power, by the way, I also used the Demon Clan's Blood Burning Dafa, desperately losing my life in exchange for a short-term strength increase......"
I don't know if she is self-aware, in fact, she is a very clumsy liar, Luo Feng frowned when he saw it, if this level of acting skills was put on the Liberty City, the investigator training camp would not be able to get out, and Tang Xiaotian's stupid girl would have a fight.
This may be because the gods of the heavenly realm have not eaten the fireworks of the world for too long, relying on their supreme power to solve problems, and they disdain to do those things that are flies and dogs.
"Oh...... I see. ”
Luo Feng could only cooperate with her, and muttered: "Your girl's temperament is really not small, even if the poor monk is really a disciple, you don't have to work so hard to draw the poor monk, right?" ”
As he spoke, he also handed out a pill of Buddhist healing medicine, and said in a pretended kindness: "Since it was the temptation of the poor monk that caused you to be injured, this pill is considered an apology for the poor monk, and it is important to take it quickly to treat the injury." ”
How could the Nine Heavens Xuannu be willing to mess with what others gave, although she accepted Luo Feng's explanation of testing her mouth, she was still instinctively wary, if this pill was manipulated by him, and she fell into a coma after eating it, she would suffer a big loss.
She hurriedly refused: "No need, the medicine of the human world is not effective for our demons, I only need to breathe and cultivate to heal!" ”
Luo Feng didn't insist, put away the pill casually, and continued: "The poor monk believes that the girl used the magic weapon to make the blood burning Dafa. So, back to the topic just now, the girl wants to enter the human world, and she still has to take off this dress. ”
The Nine Heavens Xuannu was stunned for a moment, she didn't understand, what was going on with this monk, why did she just want to pick off her clothes?
Just said that it was a temptation to force out her true strength, and the Nine Heavens Xuannu gritted her teeth and believed it, and now she wants her to take it off, and she thinks that the goddess can't stand Lai Hanzi's grinding, and she expects to be able to rip off the girl's clothes by grinding it shamelessly?
Not to mention, the soft grinding and hard bubbles did play a role, and the Nine Heavens Xuannu was powerless to get angry, so she just asked puzzledly: "What do you want?" Last time it was a temptation, but what happened this time? If you don't look at my body, your merits will not be complete, and you will not be able to become a Buddha? ”
"Don't get me wrong." Luo Feng waved his hand in disgust and said: "Even if you are good-looking, but in the eyes of the poor monk, you are just a pink skeleton, you take the initiative to show it to the poor monk, and the poor monk still disdains it!" ”
This made the Nine Heavens Xuannu feel blocked in her heart, but it was difficult to answer, so she could only purse her mouth and say nothing.
"What the poor monk means is that if you want to enter the human realm, people can enter, but clothes cannot enter, you must stay in the customs custody, when you leave, when will it be returned to you."
Luo Feng patiently explained: "During your stay in the human world, all clothing, shoes, hats and jewelry can be provided by the human world government for free, and there is no need to return them when you leave, and you should be given as a souvenir." Of course, when you change your clothes, it is inconvenient for the poor monk to be present, but a female disciple of Shushan will be sent to supervise the whole process. ”
The Nine Heavens Xuannu frowned and said, "What kind of weird rule is this?" ”
Luo Feng said as a matter of course: "This is a security regulation specially set up for powerful high-level demon entrants. The reason is very simple, you are a high-level demon who came to the human world, how can you not carry a high-grade magic weapon? Custody of all your belongings, including all costume jewelry, is to prevent you from entering the country with a magic weapon of mass destruction, and to protect the lives of vulnerable mortals in the human world. ”
"I didn't bring any magic weapons of mass destruction, so why should I ......?"
As soon as she was halfway through the words, the Nine Heavens Xuannu was speechless, she had just lied and said that she had used the magic weapon given by the Demon Venerable to make a powerful palm, and now it would be a contradiction to deny it.
Luo Feng looked at her with a smile on his face, and said sincerely: "Please also ask the girl to understand, cooperate with the work of the poor monk, if you really just come to play in the world, why do you care what clothes to wear?" The poor monk guarantees that the clothes provided by our human world are absolutely exquisite and comfortable, if you don't believe it, the poor monk will show it to you now. ”
As he spoke, Luo Feng poured women's clothes out of the space warehouse, but he was not perfunctory, and all he took out were quite good boutiques.
For example, the golden Roman armor-like skirt with a conhawk helmet and a golden ring staff, as well as a giant shield; Another example is another Nordic armor-style dress, which is equipped with a two-handed greatsword......
The Nine Heavens Xuannu is wearing a colorful yarn palace dress, the uniqueness is that the streamer is windless and automatic, slowly fluttering, compared with the various boutique women's clothing displayed by Luo Feng, the material may be far exceeded, but the design looks a little retro and rustic.
"Girl, don't be in a hurry to make a decision, you still have fifteen days to finish the class."
Luo Feng saw that her face was cloudy, and she seemed to be making a difficult choice, so he didn't urge, and said: "During this period, as long as you notify the staff of the study class, there will be women who will come to the door with a change of clothes, and they can change their clothes at any time." If you don't want to change your clothes, then I'm really sorry, the poor monk can only suspect that you have other intentions for entering the human world, but he won't embarrass you, please go back the way you came. ”
Speaking of this, Luo Feng paced the square steps, turned around leisurely and left calmly, leaving the problem to the Nine Heavens Xuannu.
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Walking out of the study camp, Luo Feng let out a long breath and relaxed his tense nerves slightly.
Ever since he realized that the Holy Clan girl who claimed to be Jiang Jiu'er was a goddess of the mortal world, Luo Feng had actually been thinking about how to cheat her clothes, and now it has not yet been decided whether the plan will succeed.
If he can cheat her clothes, Luo Feng will have a few more chances of winning, otherwise the gods of the heavenly realm will interfere, and with his current strength, no matter how he struggles, it will be in vain, so it is better to give up the task and evacuate as soon as possible.
Fortunately, it was a goddess rather than a male god who descended to earth, otherwise Luo Feng would have nothing to do, and in the face of absolute strength, resourcefulness can play a very small role.
The reason why he was bent on deceiving the clothes of the goddess of the mortal world was because the main god research institute found that the goddess, especially the goddess on the fairy side, had a fatal weakness after careful research on the mythical side and the fairy side, that is, once the heavenly clothes were separated from the body, the divine power would be greatly weakened!
The specific principle has not yet been figured out, but examples abound, the most well-known of which is the myth of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
The Weaver Girl secretly went down to the world to take a bath, and was stolen by the Cowherd, but a fairy who could shock mortals to death with a sneeze married a mortal and gave birth to a child, where is the reason?
In terms of physical strength, if the immortals clamped it with a little force, the mortal should be dead.
In this case, there are only two possibilities, one is that the Cowherd is a "Cowherd" with quotation marks, and in some aspects, the Weaver Girl was impressed by its charm, fell under the flower pants, and took the initiative to abolish her divine power. Another possibility is that once the goddess's heavenly clothes are separated from the body, the divine power will be greatly weakened, and the Weaver Girl is only a low-level celestial immortal, and she almost loses her divine power after losing the heavenly clothes.
Because the other party's realm is much higher than his own, Luo Feng can't judge what level of immortal the mortal goddess is, he doesn't expect that the goddess who takes off her heavenly clothes will be as weak as the weaver girl and can't even return to the heavenly realm, but as long as he can weaken the enemy, it is worth dying, and the enemy is weaker by one point, which is equivalent to being one point stronger than himself, and the odds of winning are one point higher.
Only by working on the details that are difficult for ordinary people to notice, and accumulating advantages little by little, can we achieve a reversal in the case of the enemy's absolute superiority and make the impossible possible.
This is the way of the Lord God's investigators.
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