Chapter 176: Instant Noodles

The sun is rising, and the golden light shines from the distant eastern sky, rendering the earth.

After practicing the "Yao Ling Broken Star Palm" all night, facing the morning sun, he mastered the whole set of palm techniques again, stopped the work, and showed joy on his face.

"Finally, the palm technique has also been introduced!"

Click on the ghost app to view your personal information:

Name: Lv Tianyi

Identity: Ghost cha

Soul Arrest Weapon: Soul Trap Fishing Rod

Cultivation exercises: "Fixing Technique", "Tianyang Jue", "Impermanence Whip Method", "Yao Ling Shattered Star Palm", "Tiangang Ghost Shadow Step", "Nine Turns Soul Scattering Knife", "Arhat Vajra Body"

Credits: 131

Heavenly Dao Merit: 214

"Wife, have you felt that our house is not clean recently?"

Lu Tianyi, who was checking his personal information, suddenly heard the voice of a man living on the top floor.

"Not clean? What's not clean? The surname is Sun, you make it clear to the old lady, the old lady cleaned up the house so neatly, you actually said that it was not clean? At this time, the sound of a woman's yelling also reached his ears.

"Wife, that's not what I meant!" The man hurriedly argued that if he was a little slower, he might have to buy instant noodles.

Well, nothing else, my wife is good for the rest, but I like to let myself kneel for instant noodles, and in order to save money, I kneel for a dollar of egg noodles. But the egg noodles can't be broken, if they are broken, they will boil the noodle soup and eat them, and if they are not broken, they will boil the egg noodles with real eggs for her to eat.

Recently, I've drunk too much noodle soup, and I always have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, when can I let her eat noodles!

"And what do you mean?"

"When I say unclean, it's what old people like to say is unclean, it's that kind of thing!" As he spoke, the man folded his hands together and made an out-of-body motion.

"You're talking about...... Ghost? The woman asked suspiciously.

"yes, that's the kind of thing!" The man nodded hurriedly, "Have you noticed recently, basically every day as long as it is night, there will be a slight noise on the rooftop, and it will not disappear until dawn the next day." The man gestured lightly to the ceiling.

"Oh, it can't be, where the hell is in this world! Maybe it was the night cat that made the noise on the roof of the building. The woman waved her hand in disbelief.

"Does your cat play on the rooftop every night and don't sleep?"

"What do you call my family? Isn't my home yours? What, do you have any ideas? The woman suddenly yelled.

Man: "??? ”

I obviously didn't mean that, why would you think in that direction?

"The surname is Sun, I think you haven't eaten noodles for a few days, a little nostalgic. Well, I'll satisfy you now. You give me now, immediately, immediately, go to the supermarket at the entrance of the community to buy two packs of instant noodles! ”

"Daughter-in-law, isn't it...... I...... This ......"

"Buy it now!" The woman's eyes widened and she said.

Looking at the woman's face, the man shrank his head, turned around resignedly, and walked outside.

On the rooftop, Lu Tianyi heard a "squeak", and then the sound of a person's footsteps slowly disappeared.

"Brother, I'm sorry, there really is a ghost upstairs in your house! And it's also a nobility among ghosts! Although he said that he was embarrassed, Lu Tianyi had a smile on his face.

At this time, a rapid ringing of an incoming call suddenly came from his mobile phone.

"Who? Call me so early. ”

I took out my phone and saw that it was Luo Xue.

Pressed Answer, and as soon as he put the phone to his ear, he heard Luo Xue's impatient voice on the other end of the phone: "Mr. Lu, come to the university women's dormitory, I have a student who has hit a ghost!" ”

"He's a ghost! Wait a minute, I'll be right there! ”

Hanging up the phone, Lu Tianyi immediately returned home, hurriedly changed his clothes, and hurried to the university dormitory area with Lili and Xiaobai.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the dormitory, Lu Tianyi saw Luo Xue waiting anxiously at the door.

"Mr. Lu, you're finally here!" Seeing Lu Tianyi, Luo Xue's face finally showed a hint of joy.

"Where's the ghost?"

"Upstairs, follow me!"

Without hesitation, Lu Tianyi parked the car and took Lili and Xiaobai to follow Luo Xue towards the girls' dormitory.

On the way, Lu Tianyi asked, "Tell me, what is the situation?" ”

Luo Xue organized the language and said: "After returning from military training yesterday, there was a student who had nothing to do, so he hid in the bathroom alone at 12 o'clock at midnight to attract ghosts according to the method said on the Internet. ”

"Then when her roommate woke up this morning, she found her fainting in the toilet, her face was pale, she couldn't wake up no matter how she screamed, and the mirror in the toilet was broken."

"This is really looking for your own death!" Hearing this, Lu Tianyi shook his head with a sigh, "The mirror is originally counting yin, and when the yin qi is at its heaviest at 12 o'clock in the night, it is even easier to attract evil spirits. And universities are generally built in places like mass graves, all yin, if you don't hit ghosts, it's really her last life to burn high incense! ”

While the two were talking, they had already come to the bottom of a dormitory building. At this time, because it was just early in the morning, all the female college students lazily and reluctantly got up from the bed, washed up and prepared to go to school to participate in military training.

And Lu Tianyi is about to step into this place that countless male compatriots yearn for. This is a place they have always wanted to enter, but they have always been ruthlessly blocked by the aunt in charge of the dormitory.

Of course, this time is no exception.

"Stop!" Just as Lu Tianyi was about to step into the door, a middle-aged woman's voice came from the side.

Everyone turned their heads to look, and an aunt in her forties looked at Lu Tianyi expressionlessly.

"The rules of the dormitory, first, are not allowed to enter the boys, and it is an old man like you!"

Lu Tianyi: "......"

Are you blind? I'm such a little fresh meat, you actually say I'm an old man? It's really unbearable for uncles and unbearable for aunts!

And the two of us really want to talk about it, you're a generation older than me, right?

So if I'm an old man, then what are you? Old woman?

Of course, all of the above, Lu Tianyi only dared to think about it in his heart. Otherwise, the Chinese aunt will teach you how to respect the old and love the young correctly.

In the face of Chinese aunts, even if it is Lu Tianyi, who claims to be the king of mouth cannons, he can only bow to the wind.

"Second, pets are not allowed in the dormitory, especially dogs of this size!" The aunt ignored Lu Tianyi and continued.

"Huh?" Xiaobai was stunned.

Dog? You old woman even said that my noble fox is a dog! How blind are you?

Lu Tianyi looked at the aunt and raised a finger, "First, I am a young fresh meat!" Then, a second one was erected, "Second, Xiaobai is not a fox dog, but a real fox!" Then, he raised a third finger, "Third, it's not me coming, it's someone who invited me!" ”

"Who? Who invited you? I want to see which student is so bold that he has just started school, and he blatantly calls for social workers to come to the dormitory. ”

"It's not a student, it's me, Aunt Qin!" Luo Xue then said.