After receiving the socks, Ren Zitao was very happy.

You must know that a month ago, Jiang Nan was still eating alone, and Mommy Mommy Bang prayed to God not to let him go back.

Now after going out for a day, shopping with the girls, I also think about bringing him a small gift, which is progress.

What bikes to want.

Ren Zitao thumped Jiang Nan's legs, and while thrashing, he listened to Jiang Nan call and said:

"Peijun, Xiao Junjun, what are you doing? I miss you.

My current college roommates are much less reliable than our high school roommates.

Why is it unreliable? They can eat more than me, and they make me fat, do you know how many pounds I have now? 121, 121, Ward, my mouth hasn't stopped on this day.

Hello, I remember that when I was hungry before, you reminded me coldly: Jiang Nan, if you run for half an hour in the morning, the sweat you shed will be ruined because of your meal.

At that time, I was scared, and I calculated back and forth in my heart, whether to eat or not. I'm so thin, now that I think about it, hey, I'm so moved, I'm going to invite you to dinner, barbecue hot pot seafood steak as you order, I'll arrange it. ”

Lin Peijun on the other side of the phone: "......"

Ren Zitao: "......"

Isn't it about losing weight? If you open your mouth, you have to invite you to eat.

Jiang Nan shook his right leg and motioned for Ren Zitao to massage without stopping, and then finalized the time with the other side of the phone:

"Okay, then tomorrow, I'll pick you up tomorrow, you just clean up and wait for me.

It just so happens that tomorrow you will be a senior and a big money, and you will watch a football and charter a stand, and you will do team building for the company's employees, which is estimated to be very lively.

Let's watch the ball first, and I'll introduce you to my stupid roommates, who are all very nice.

There are those who are like Wang Shuang, those who are delicate and squeamish like Mao Yanni, and one who is similar to Ji Xuan, who is careful and generous. There is also a little snobbery that has just started school, which made me straighten up a few clicks, and now I worship my body and mind.

Anyway, you should be able to get along with it, and after reading our group of people, let Senior Ren invite you to dinner, wait for me to call, see you tomorrow. ”

hung up the phone and found that Ren Zitao was looking at her intently.

"What, do you have any objections?"

"No, I just feel like when you talk to me, why don't your eyebrows flutter like this."

Jiang Nan simply ignored his hypocritical topic, wrinkled his nose and asked, "What smell, so fragrant?" ”

"Porridge made with bird's nest."

Jiang Nan's eyes lit up, and he slapped Ren Zitao's face with both hands and boasted: "Bird's nest? Did you boil it for me? You're so virtuous, bring me a bowl to try. ”

"But you don't want to lose weight, I boiled it to give you a contemporary meal, but what you're eating now isn't a little bit like that, it's a little topped...... Right? ”

Jiang Nan immediately pulled his leg back, and he didn't need to press it: "Yes, yes, yes." Ren Zitao, you are laughing at me for being fat, and you are laughing at me for being too hungry. The subtext in your heart is not that: You have eaten so much outside, what kind of porridge do you eat, you don't pay attention to your image, you are a fat girl. Okay, you can do it, I remember you. ”

Ren Zitao looked innocent: "How could I say that." ”

"What else do you want to say, don't defend it, the explanation is tantamount to covering up, I'll lose weight."

At this moment, Ren Zitao finally understood the famous saying of the majority of male compatriots, "If you want to think like this, I can't help it." ”

He kept complaining in his heart that Jiang Nan was unreasonable, but his behavior betrayed him.

Because he understands better: people can not speak, but he can't; People can wronged him, but he can't be wronged; People can not forgive him, but he can't help but ask for a girlfriend.

So when Jiang Nan stretched out his arms and legs, Ren Zitao leaned over, turned on the speaker, and played a saxophone music to Jiang Nan: The moon represents my heart.

Jiang Nan wanted to lower her waist, Ren Zitao sat cross-legged at the position where she lowered her waist and raised her head, and took a sip when she went up.

Jiang Nan held back his laughter, insisted on insisting and persevering, and Ren Zi finished taking one bite after another.

Jiang Nan spread on the ground in frustration: "What are you doing?" ”

Ren Zitao held Jiang Nan's face and said: "I'm helping you lose weight, science shows that if you kiss 10,000 times a month, you can lose ten pounds." The kiss time is longer, one time is equal to ten minutes of swimming, you look at my kiss, you look at the muscles of my face, let's demonstrate. ”

After speaking, he pressed Jiang Nan on the yoga mat and kissed him wildly, and only after more than a minute did he ask: "Did you find that the 34 muscles on my face have become richer?" All 219 muscles in my body moved, and my heart was pounding. ”

Jiang Nan was gnawed straight into confusion: "Really? ”

"Yes, kiss for ten minutes, and you'll be able to eat a chocolate chip cookie."

Jiang Nan put his arms around his neck, and in the music of the moon representing my heart, he blushed and took the initiative to say, "Then there is a biscuit." ”

Ren Zitao smiled and rushed over, knowing in his heart that this was a personal feeling, and now he is getting more and more secretive.

Later, it was a sport, a real sport.

I exercised for more than 40 minutes, on the yoga mat, until the neon lights outside were lit.

It is unknown how many calories Jiang Nan consumed, but it is known that Ren Zitao had a knee pain the next day, and he yelled to buy a few more yoga mats in case of emergency.

……

Jiang Nan was drawing eyebrows and eyeliner in the mirror, and she wanted to sweep her blush, but she was raised by Ren Zitao recently, and she raised her eyebrows at herself in the mirror: too many people are more delicate than flowers.

While calling Wu Guoer and them: "Are you done cleaning up?" ”

The other side said, after cleaning up, I'll wait for you. The main thing is that you don't dare to rub it off, and you're not a boyfriend.

Jiang Nan said with satisfaction: "Okay, I'll be there soon." ”

made another call to Lin Peijun, but because of this call, her good mood was gone: "What did you say?" ”

Lin Peijun briefly explained the reason, and then told him that he could not meet today.

Jiang Nan didn't say anything before hanging up the phone, but after she hung up, she took out her key, pulled her slippers and went back to her house.

She carried a big bag and carried Wu Guoer and others at the fastest speed to Lin Peijun's school.

He signed and registered downstairs in the dormitory, and two steps and one step directly pushed open the door of Lin Peijun's bedroom.

"Jiang Nan?" Lin Peijun didn't expect Jiang Nan to come, and his eyes turned red instantly.

At this moment, I understood that the so-called sense of security is: you stand there and don't move, I'll pick you up. In the future, she will have one more requirement to find a boyfriend: better than Jiang Nan.

In the dormitory, it was very lively at this time, with teachers in charge of the dormitory building and several college counselors.

One of the teachers asked, "Who are you?" ”

Jiang Nan didn't answer this question, and directly raised his chin and asked, "Who lost their lipstick?" Who wronged us Lin Peijun and didn't let people go? ”

The dormitory teacher answered: "Not suspicious of Lin Peijun, we are?" ”

"What is it, to search the cabinet is to be suspicious, the school is afraid that it will be a big fuss and will wronged the students."

Jiang Nan opened the zipper of the bag in his hand and motioned to Lin Peijun to point out his bed.

Then the dormitory was full of people, and they heard the sound of cheering.

Jiang Nan poured out more than 200 brand-new lipsticks in a fit of anger, patted Lin Peijun's shoulder and said, "You use one every day, let's throw it away today." We're not afraid of losing it, we have to trust our roommates, there's not much money, do you hear? ”

Jiang Peishan stepped forward: "Isn't it just a broken Dior, your school is really exaggerated." ”

Sun Yan answered the conversation and said with a smile: "That's it, the key is to dare to suspect that Jiang Nan's friend took it, who threw it up to take a look, and open your eyes, there are all brands there, more complete than the shopping mall, none of them have been opened, don't miss this opportunity to increase your knowledge." ”

The girl who lost her lipstick shouted angrily with red eyes:

"I didn't say that she had to take it, I just mentioned it to the teachers, Lin Peijun accidentally touched my bag today.

The people in the dormitory knew that my bag was very expensive, and my mother bought it for me, and I was reluctant to carry it, and I was afraid of being crushed and deformed in the cabinet, so I kept hanging it there.

It was also filled with valuables that I usually value, and when she touched it, the lipstick was gone. ”

"Bags are expensive?" Xiang Mengmeng's eyes widened and he recognized the bag, and said suspiciously: "Impossible, don't fool the teacher, I know this bag, Jiang Nan also took one two days ago, and used it to pack a leek box for us." ”