037, boss, you are normal, I'm afraid (first update)
"Boss, I've invited you."
After entering the game, Jiang Chen invited Brother Du and Jiang Ning into the game.
"yes, okay." Brother Dumb accepted the invitation to join the team, and then asked in a very gentle tone: "Little brother~What map do we play~"
"Isn't it just a flirtatious man? Who wouldn't. Brother Du smiled at the audience in the live broadcast room, without any sweet tone just now.
"Who doesn't like a genius girl like me who is young and beautiful, has a sweet voice and white skin, has a good figure, and plays games and thieves 6? Later, I'll let this little brother fall in love with me, and I can't extricate myself. β
[Someone, wake up Derpy, and have a good figure? ] Playing Game Thief 6? Phew! γ
[I'm uremia, I'll come!] γ
[Let me come upstairs, I can't let her taste the sweetness! ] γ
"I'll knock, what the hell is this little change, why is the sound so greasy? She's so sassy. Jiang Chen smiled when he heard Brother Du's sweet words.
[Huh? Do you still have the face to say that people's voices are greasy? Say it's a commotion? γ
[Guapi: I don't have any B number in my heart. γ
[Where is this small change in the sound greasy!] It's so sweet! γ
[That's it, this voice is much better than any voice changer, a natural good voice.] γ
[Mom, I'm in love again. γ
"Boss, you can fight whatever you want." Jiang Chen said indifferently.
"Hmm~ You have the final say, I'm very well-behaved~" Brother Silly said coquettishly, and then said to the live broadcast room: "This little brother is still overjoyed when he hears my fairy-like voice, and he is so happy that he wants to die?" β
Jiang Chen was silent for two seconds, and then hesitated: "Boss, you-be normal, I'm afraid." β
This made this boss don't want him to be a licking dog, and he didn't want him to talk harassy, so Jiang Chen thought that she should be a person who liked to be normal, but he didn't expect that this boss himself was abnormal.
"Wait, you say, is this boss trying to soak me? Why else are you talking to me like that? I guess it's also, compared to me, a versatile, Sairuo Pan'an, and a male god of more than one meter and eight meters, most girls like it. Jiang Chen said.
[Whew! Brothers, draw your guns and wake him up! γ
[Wake up, I think you want to eat fart!] γ
[Three Illusions in Life: She likes me. γ
[Dalang, wake up, it's time to take medicine. γ
Brother Dusk: "..."
She barely breathed her breath.
This little brother - what the hell! What a spicy chicken!
The old lady's voice is so good, you let me be normal?
Brother Du felt a strong straight man atmosphere.
Shouldn't a normal man be overjoyed when he hears her, and then he will praise him.
Why is it useless to come to this little brother all of a sudden?
Brother Du began to wonder if his voice was really that good.
[233,xswl!] I didn't expect Derpy to overturn? γ
[I appreciate this brother's character, where is a man so cheap? Isn't it so flirtatious? γ
[This is fun to play with, if it was ordered earlier, it would have started licking a long time ago! ] γ
Brother Du glanced at the barrage and found that there were a lot more gifts in an instant, and the popularity value was also soaring, far better than the previous days.
This little brother - yes!
The live broadcast effect is very good!
"Poof-" Jiang Ning couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
Cousin, it's reallyβinteresting.
After laughing, Jiang Ning immediately regained her composure.
I can't let my cousin see it.
Jiang Chen saw that Brother Du fell silent, and immediately said: "Boss, I'm sorry, I'm a straightforward person, and it's easy to say the wrong thing." β
The main thing is that they don't have any requirements, so that Jiang Chen is normal, as soon as he is normal, he likes to talk like this...
Jiang Chen was afraid that what he just said would make Brother Du unhappy, and if there was no five-star praise at that time, it would be terrible!
"It's okay, it's okay, I like your straightforwardness." Brother Silly laughed heartily.
This boss can't be a shake M, right? Just like this tone?
In that case, I'll give her a whole picture later!
Jiang Chen felt that he had 'figured out' Brother Du's preferences.
"So, boss, what kind of map are we going to play?"
Brother Du thought for a while and said, "Ningning, what map do you like to play?" β
Jiang Ning was silent for a moment, and her voice became much softer, not as cold as before, "Rainforest." β
"Huh? Lemon, what's the matter with you? Why is his voice a lot softer, do you have a crush on this little brother? Brother Dumb joked.
"What's the matter, it's just that my throat is uncomfortable, and I don't want to talk too hard." Jiang Ning continued to whisper.
Look at the ghost, this is her cousin!
"This little change sounds good." After Jiang Chen heard Jiang Ning's words, he nodded in praise, paused, and touched his chin, "Eh, it seems that I have heard this small change in the voice somewhere?" β
[Have you heard it again?] Phew! γ
[Say, do you have a crush on someone? γ
[Woo woo, you have us with the melon skin, why are you not satisfied, why do you want to find other young ladies. γ
[Scattered, scattered, melon skin doesn't love our stinky hair. γ
"No, you hateful stinky hanging hair, this voice is really familiar to me!"
Jiang Chen was speechless and changed the map to 'Sarno', "Do we want to match our teammates?" We all have a bit of a high score, and it can be a bit difficult to play three or four. β
Jiang Chen just glanced at their record - emm... It's hard to say, my brother's KD is 0.14, and her friend is a little better, but it's only 0.34...
This kind of KD is a bit scary.
Can't be provoked, can't be provoked.
Take these two girls to play a game of more than 1800 points - it can be regarded as weight-bearing training.
"Why is it struggling? Isn't there one for you? You're in the top 100 in Asia. Brother Du asked.
"But after all, this is a 1,800-point game, and they are all quite good at playing. In addition, we naturally have some disadvantages, and we are very good at playing with fewer teammates.
What's more, it's hard to survive in one hit..."Jiang Chen said helplessly.
This kind of operation often only exists in the clip, even if a professional player meets four people who can play, the front anus may not be beaten.
"Y-are you disgusted with my food?" Brother Du froze, and then said with a 'angry look' on his little face.
This little brother's words are full of nonsense such as '1 to 4', 'naturally some disadvantages', etc. - doesn't this just think she's a dish?
She's cookingβit's really a little better!
How sad it is to say it!
"I didn't, I wasn't, don't get me wrong!" Jiang Chen immediately denied the three links 'from the heart'.
Oops, how did you accidentally tell the truth!
[I'm laughing to death, it's really funny to see the appearance of the melon skin licking the dog inappropriately and not talking sassy.] γ
[What kind of licking dog is good, how interesting is it to talk normally like this? ] γ
[I think that boss is going to give a bad review to Guapi, did I order you to prick my heart? ] γ
"You are! You are! Brother Du said: "Wow, I ordered you to dislike me!" Wow, horses... Ahem, it's uncomfortable! β
"Boss, believe me, I really don't dislike you, otherwise I would be a pig."
Jiang Chen said and turned off the wheat and learned to make two pig calls.