The first phase of [Dirty Dream Tricycle]!
Well, starting today, the Dream Tricycle has started.
Well, tricycles, it's because any man has to leave the last awe of the car god realm →_→
What will be covered in this lesson?
Well, tell me the story of the girls in "The Lord God of Darkness" →_→
You may ask, why do I have an "um" word as soon as I leave my mouth today......
Well, because I'm a newcomer, the kind of →_ → that can never get a driver's license
Well, below, Ike God!
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Legend in the girls' world says that in the No. 1 Senior High School of Mingkong County, there is a man who inadvertently awakens the ability to hang the sky, that is, ...... "superpower"!
Any girl who tries to expose his evil deeds has been murdered.
And then this man wandered in the girls' world like this......
As the saying goes, I have all the superpowers, and it's time for the fan girl or something.
So the story about Tao Wu's previous days was picked up by the "inside" (girls' world) in this way......
Of course, the industry has not forgotten Tao Wu's little fetish.
Where to start with this, let's first turn over the black history of Tao Wu, I don't know why, when I think of the "idol" and such an embarrassing past, it will make them feel that their hearts seem to be a little cool......
In 1999, "Idol" was born in a poor family. But the father of the "idol" is really a capital cow 13. He decisively entered the fruit and vegetable planting industry, but he did not expect that he would reach his old age, but he became stubborn in his thinking, missed several opportunities for wealth in vain, and finally just mixed up with the position of village chief.
For example, one of them, people asked him to take out the money to introduce medicinal herb crops, saying that it could make huge profits, but the old man was not happy and stared: "My son's daughter-in-law hasn't been found yet!" ”
Ahem, the "idol" was only three years old that year......
In 2009, when the "idol" was 11 years old, he was in the fourth grade of elementary school and ripped off another little girl's pants in front of a little boy...... In this way, a pair of young men and women who have been in love for a whole year were forcibly separated.
Afterwards, the little boy asked him why, and he slapped him with a backhand: "Nitt still asks!" My mother said that when elementary school students fall in love, they can only pay for the hospital by themselves! ”
"Why?"
"You can't pay for the miscarriage yourself, huh? Do you dare to let Lao Tzu give it to you? As the saying goes, a daughter is a father's lover in his last life, you are a green daughter, and a green wife! ”
So the "idol" was delayed for a whole elementary school career!
It wasn't until the first day of junior high school that he caught up with the most beautiful little group secretary in the class, and he recalled: "Regret not being at the beginning, regretting not being at the beginning!" In recent years, people have said that the father is afraid that his daughter, the lover of the previous life, will cheat, and I think the mother is also afraid of the son's cheating. ”
It is precisely because of the "resentment" of his mother that the "idol" has never used a condom since then, and as for the day when he accidentally wins the lottery, he just smiles: "Sheng, I'm responsible." ”
It's a pity that the girl was directly scared by him on the spot, and on unsafe days, I pity a female student and have to place an order for safe medicine on Taobao......
The only thing that makes them happy is that after Tao Wu became the "idol" of the whole people (female students), he found them one by one and used good "superpowers" to not only make up for their bodies, but also make them more radiant and enhance their physique.
As for mutual jealousy, well, Tao Wu has always cared about this, in his words: "Can the emperor take care of every beauty?" ”
The "Taowu Archaeologist" in the girls' world wrote here, paused, and then inserted something.
"Looking at the World from Tao Wuxue"
In the field of Tao Wu studies, the "harem beauties" also have an internal hierarchy.
What is inner hierarchy?
It's innate, given by her father and mother, and the sticks can't change it.
What is it?
It is a very important selection criterion in the field of Tao Wu Studies.
Beauty evaluation rating!
Opposite, it is the beauty level.
According to the information currently known to the "Taowu Archaeologists", there are only four known levels of this beauty.
They are, Level 4, Level 5, Level 6, Level 7, and Level 8.
Level 4 is an ordinary girl. These girls will never be favored by Tao Wu for the rest of their lives.
The fifth level is a little beautiful, for example, a chestnut, in fact, it is a real ordinary woman. How to say it, in terms of aesthetics, the fourth-level girl is the same as the aunt who sells vegetables on the street, although she is not ugly, but she has no appearance at all. As for the fifth level, although it is not pretty, at least it has the capital to make people commit crimes. The man and woman ran away from the hotel, and when the police uncle saw it, he would definitely say that it was forced by the man, not by the woman.
Level 6, delicate, durable, gorgeous, meet any of them.
This level is broader.
Lori with a little aura, a mature and charming royal sister, a gentle and lovely female white-collar worker, a little girl from the Lin family jasper, a kind and touching sister, and a little young stepmother...... As for what the hell is a stepmother, if you think about it, when your father is forty or fifty, you will naturally understand if you find a woman of the same age as you as a mother.
Among the famous stars, Ouyang Nana is counted in this category, Di Lieba is counted in this category, and Guan Xiaotong, who is closer to level seven, is also counted in this category.
Level seven, just take a look, and you will have the feeling of a star!
…… This description is actually problematic, because some powerful actresses can become popular with their own characteristics even if they don't sell their faces.
However, for example, chestnuts can describe this concept quantitatively.
For example, Liu Yifei's Ling'er is 7.9 level.
For example, Yang Ying's photo of not being deliberately hacked, 7.8 level.
For example, Ju Jingyi's true color photo of not being deliberately hacked, 7.7 level. Lin Yuna's most beautiful photos are strictly at this level.
For example, the current Zheng Shuang is a proper 7.6 level. Compared to the seventh-level midstream level, that must be a little higher.
7.5 level, which is basically the majority of the so-called celebrity beauty rankings on the Internet.
Below, it is easier to appear everywhere in society, such as the online school flower in the school.
Level 7.0, the beginning of a star face, if Guan Xiaotong dresses up carefully, he can also enter this level, even level 7.1, and after makeup, he may be able to impact level 7.2.
The more famous milk tea MM some time ago should also be classified as 7.2.
Those who can enter the 7.5 level must have the strength to impact the online list.
The nearby 7.4 level also has such potential.
The really popular folk beauties, most of them hovering around the limit of 7.3 level.
Level 8, Earth Limit! In this category, the "Taowu archaeologists" have only heard Tao Wu say one sentence: "At present, I have only heard of it in the United States and Russia." ”
This may also be the kind of suffocating face, which is more likely to appear on the baby's face, and the Barbie girl in the United States and Russia can be said to be a killer in the whole world.
Although my country may not have it, so far, Tao Wu himself has never seen it on the Internet.