When the lord heard me say this, he glanced at me in surprise, and then his face turned happy, and his eyes melted like dead wood in spring, and he said happily: "Don't say one thing, even if it is a hundred things, I will depend on you!" ”

"Tomorrow must be opened!"

I say this because I feel that the deceased has been in the hall for a long time, and I am afraid that there will be more incidents, and even if the deceased still has a heartbeat, I still dare not gamble. More importantly, www.biquge.info more importantly, there is also the unstable factor of You Shusong in this funeral.

"Tomorrow?" The master was stunned, stared at me for a moment, and then looked up at the woman beside him, as if to ask what the woman meant.

"No way!" The woman thought for a moment, then rejected my request and said, "We also want to agree to your request, but..., those relatives are not easy to explain, and there is..."

At this point, she paused, as if there was something unspeakable.

I asked, "What else?" ”

She shook her head and stopped talking, but the master said, "Brother Eight Immortals, I... I... Alas, can you change things, this thing really can't be agreed! ”

Listening to this, I don't even understand, according to the rules of the Qingming Festival, the dead person on that day needs to be carried up the mountain within three days, which is reasonable! Why do they disagree?

I asked the doubts in my mind.

The two of them exchanged glances, and they were stunned, and they didn't speak, which made me anxious, so they said, "You have to have a reason!" Otherwise, how can this funeral continue? ”

"I... I..."The master said, and finally sighed and explained: "Don't ask, this matter involves family ugliness, as the saying goes, family ugliness should not be publicized, I... I really can't comment! ”

After saying this, the master took out a cigarette for me, lit it for me, and continued: "Eight Immortal Brothers, I'm really sorry, according to the request of my uncles, my father's funeral needs to be delayed until the seventh day after the Qingming Festival, and I hope you will bear a little more, you also know that the rights of uncles in the funeral are even greater than mine, what do they want, as a junior, you can only follow them." ”

I understand what he meant, in the funeral, the rights of the people in the room are indeed very large, especially the generation of brothers, even greater than the rights of the deceased's son.

To use a simple analogy, Song Guangliang died, as Song Guangliang's son, it is an obligation to do the funeral, and Song Guangliang's brothers belong to the people in the house, they have the right to ask Song Guangliang how to do the funeral, and even make it difficult for Song Guangliang's son, this is also a helpless thing, it is his brother who died, and naturally has the right to ask for the funeral.

Of course, this kind of request also comes at a price, that is, relatives such as uncles have the obligation to make the funeral lively, otherwise, it will not be convincing with just one mouth.

For example, the uncles asked what ceremonies should be at the funeral, and as an uncle, at least there should be a lively atmosphere, right? If you don't even have a dragon, who will believe you?

All in all, there are many such rules in funerals, all of which reflect the word respect, and sometimes I really want to say that the cultural heritage of 5,000 years is vividly expressed in funerals.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the master pulled me and said, "Brother Eight Immortals, look, how about changing things?" ”

I thought about it for a moment, and then I said, "Where are your uncles, I'll go and talk to them!" ”

He looked embarrassed and said, "I should have slept at this point!" ”

"Just tell me the address, and I'll go find them!" I dropped this sentence and stopped talking, mainly because I felt that it was useless to discuss with him, and I had to discuss it with his uncles.

He thought for a moment and said, "They're all in the third house on the left!" ”

I hummed and walked towards the door, the master wanted to send me, but I politely refused.

When I was about to go out, I suddenly remembered a sentence, that is, I didn't shave my head in the first month, and my uncle shaved his head to death, I remembered that Song Guangliang's nephew seemed to be locked up by them, so I asked the master's family, "Where is your cousin locked up?" ”

He smiled awkwardly and said, "That's what my uncles did, and I don't know where they kept my cousin!" ”

All right!

I sighed, I really don't understand what this family is thinking, he can really do anything for money, and this master family, I don't know why, I always feel as if he is hiding something from me.

When I got out of the door, I was about to go to the third house, when the master chased me out and asked, "Brother Eight Immortals, what you just said still counts?" ”

I hummed and didn't want to speak. Made, which Eight Immortals can be like me, not to mention that I can't make money, I have to pay upside down, I guess I'm so stupid in this world.

Then, I went directly to the third house on the left, this house is okay, at least the gate looks like an ordinary house, not as shabby as the main house, I knocked on the door a few times, "Is there anyone?" ”

I shouted several times in a row, but there was no sound, I was a little anxious, according to my will, I must have a funeral tomorrow, and tonight I must get them to agree, otherwise, I will not be able to start work tomorrow.

At that moment, I knocked a few times, and my voice raised a few points, shouting: "Is there anyone, I have something to find you!" ”

After shouting three or four times, the door opened, and a woman in her forties, with only a thin shirt on her body, glanced at me and asked, "Who!" Do you still let people sleep in the middle of the night? ”

Without any superfluous words, I directly explained my identity to her and said, "Can you ask them to come out and discuss it?" ”

"I'm all asleep, I'll talk about it tomorrow!" The woman dropped these words lightly, raised her hand and was about to close the door, looking at the posture, she did not intend to consult with me.

I was also in a hurry, so I pressed the door and said, "That... Auntie, the deceased is the greatest, can you..."

Before I could finish speaking, the woman couldn't help but raise a few points, and said, "What are you doing! It's all said, they are sleeping, how can they have time to discuss with you, besides, you are a coffin bearer, what do you care about so much, we let you do what you do, don't meddle with rats! ”

"I... I..."I was speechless, indeed, according to the rules of funeral, whatever the main family says, we eight immortals will do it.

However, at the moment, if this matter is really done according to their intentions, I am afraid that there will be a sudden change, so I cheekily said, "Auntie, as the old saying goes, Qingming mourns one, Mid-Autumn Festival..."

As soon as I finished speaking, the woman pushed me away and said, "Don't talk to me about any old sayings, I'm uneducated, I don't understand what you're saying, I'll just tell you one word, if you want to discuss the funeral, please be early tomorrow!" ”

After speaking, the woman snapped, closed the door, and a burst of scolding came from inside, "What bullshit, I really think I'm a big man, and I still talk to us, and I don't see what kind of person I am." ”

PS: Four chapters will be made up tomorrow! (To be continued.) )