Chapter 283: Candidates
Lao Lei looked helpless: Who will take tens of millions of dollars to light a cigarette to wipe his butt! You can go on if you want, anyway, people are scolding you, not me.
But I have to talk about it myself, Donald is not an open-minded person, and I don't know how many henchmen he has changed over the past year.
Lao Lei thought for a moment, and then suggested: "Even so, we still have to be prepared in terms of public opinion, I'm afraid your pressure will be great." ”
"Don't worry, I don't need to prepare anything, I can bear it, someone will accidentally scold him, when the time comes..."
It turns out that you have such a mind, I understand how to kill people with a knife, Lao Lei smiled: "I don't know what kind of legitimate defense he likes, I hope it won't go too far." ”
Donald nodded at him: "That's what we're talking about in the evening, we have to get a memorandum of understanding or something, and give each other some face." ”
"I'll have someone prepare one." Old Ray nodded.
"Be careful that our interests are protected!" Donald admonished.
"Definitely! Rest assured! "Old Thunder's fingers are slightly.
"I've got to take a look!" Donald continued.
"I've arranged it! But... There's something..."Lao Lei pondered for a while, and felt that he still had to say what he thought, "I was thinking about Einstein just now, after all, it is better to have a scientist,..."
Donald sat slightly upright and looked at Old Ray.
Old Ray raised his eyes to look at Donald: "Franklin is a scientist, he took a hundred dollars and wrote two phone numbers, if he is implying something... We have to respond. ”
"Albert Einstein?" Donald glanced at Ivanka, he was able to come to power behind the support of a lot of Jewish consortiums, so this kind of thing should give Jews a face.
"Replace Reagan, then?" Donald frowned, if only there could be five in this set.
It's just that there are only four, and after removing a dead bald head, there are only three places left, and it is really difficult to take care of the face of so many ethnic groups.
"Replace Reagan..."Old Reagan held his chin and pondered, this kind of silent substitution is actually unknown to the outside world and will not say anything, at least Reagan's family will not feel humiliated.
Because Donald offended all the presidents who didn't put on the banknotes, not one.
People will list historical merits to comment next to each other, what so-and-so has done, what contributions he has made to the United States, and this list is ready-made.
As for Donald, he has only been in office for a year, and it is a fart to talk about any historical achievements!
"I said, why can't you print three more million-dollar ones?" Ivanka couldn't help it, the two in front of her were stupid, "It's going to be printed anyway, it's for him anyway, you don't have to worry about him taking 10 million to buy breakfast in the future..."
"I'm not worried," Old Lei shrugged, "take 10 million to buy breakfast, no one will take him money, and I think he will like it." Doesn't he like to rob? With 10 million, others can't find the money, and they can't say that he's robbing! ”
Donald agrees.
Mark Twain's million-pound book says it all, the poor American guy is in London, and the two tycoons bet him and give this Addams a million-pound bill, one thinks this guy will starve to death because no one will sell him anything, and the other thinks he will do well.
As a result, he really lived well, he didn't spend a penny, and he married Bai Fumei and reached the peak of his life.
Now that the dead bald head is holding a 10 million dollar bill, can he also enjoy the friendliness of this American society? I still have 100 million dollars in my pocket!
It's obvious!
Then it won't be so annoying to shout and kill all day long!
"I've read Million Pounds,... But times are different, now all credit cards are swiped, and there are not so many cash changes in any store..."Ivanka sighed, "What about buying luxury goods?" Ten million is too much, and you have to get some small denominations, one million, two million, five million, three are better matched. ”
"It's a way..."Donald nodded slightly, in terms of the span of the face value of the banknote, the previous gold coin coupons were 100,000, and now they are suddenly going to 10 million, and there is a lack of gear in the middle, who said that it can't be printed again, anyway, it has already broken through the bottom line, and it doesn't matter if it is a little deeper.
And now there are so many local tyrants, and you say that the most you have in your pocket with a net worth of tens of billions is Zhang Franklin, which is too shameless.
"Three more places!" Donald's heart is overjoyed, now that his position is stable, what qualifications are more effective than banknotes?
The conclusion is, no!
"Then you're still in the tens of millions?" Lao Lei asked carefully, Donald seems to be thinking very high-flying now!
Donald looked up to the sky and muttered: "A president at the level of 10 million, Reagan is replaced by Einstein, and I am in this gear... Million-level... Reagan, Edison,..."
Lao Lei's heart was beating wildly.
"Roosevelt!" Donald said the last name.
"Edison, Roosevelt, and Reagan are best in order," Ray suggested in a whisper.
"Why?"
"Contributing a lot... Well, that's not right either! ”
"In no particular order!" Donald waved his hand domineeringly, anyway, he already occupies a position, no one wants to pull himself down, and you say that you have a big contribution, this has to look back, and when you become a mutant, whoever dares to say that you are not the most contributing will pinch to death!
Ivanka saw that the topic between the two was starting to be crooked, and quickly interrupted: "What about this black candidate?" ”
"In short, it can't be ***!" Donald said decisively, he has no good impression of Ohei, that thing has been president for eight years, except for the increasing arrogance of domestic blacks, there is nothing to say about economic, political and diplomatic affairs, "I remember that this guy likes to dry his shoes on that table all day long, what else does he do?" ”
Old Ray smiled, and a look of understanding was handed over: "How could it be him, but it could be Nelson. Nelson Mandela or Martin. Luther. Gold! Both are human rights fighters, one foreign and the other domestic,... They all have the Nobel Peace Prize in their bodies..."
Lao Lei's subtext is to go back and operate again, give the dead bald head a Nobel Prize, give Donald a Nobel Prize, and it is better to have a double yolk egg, of course, such a good idea can't be said now, and only by turning back and throwing it again can he appear to be far-sighted.
Ivanka sighed softly: "It's a pity that Reagan didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize... Otherwise..."
Lao Lei looked at her with some pain, this woman gave birth to three children, and her IQ is so high, it's too much!
It seems that the Nobel Prize is not posthumously awarded, but I heard that the Peace Prize is not the same thing as the authentic Nobel Prize.
Maybe go back and hint that there can be a posthumous award, of course, it must be done after the dead bald head and Donald won the award, well, Edison doesn't know if he has won the Nobel Prize, it seems to be close, Roosevelt should also be able to get a peace prize according to this contribution, of course, it is also a posthumous award.
Then the significance of this new set of banknotes is far-reaching!
Such a product is worth collecting!
Lao Lei's heart moved, and his mind was broad.
With such a large denomination of dollars, it is not easy to be found at home with one or two sheets, and I usually give one when I go out to buy things for dinner and give a tip, which is forced to pretend to be straight to the clouds.
Compared with a fluttering million, the black centurion card and the gold bricks are ugly, and the people who receive the money probably don't dare to stand, kneeling is not enough, so they have to throw themselves to the ground...
As long as it is released, I don't know how many local tyrants will want to have a set, at least those big dogs in the Middle East will rush to ask for it, and then the president's private phone will have to be blown up:
"I, Abdullah so-and-so, come to a version!"
"I, Crown Prince So-and-so, have a thirty-two couplet."
Not only in the Middle East, but also local tyrants everywhere, others have their own who can bear this?
This Nima scene is big.
As soon as this person rushes to ask for it, the value is not the number of the denomination, but at least doubled. If you don't give it, you can't give it, you have to pay the price to give, not only spend money, but also owe favors!
This scene was so terrifying that it was hissed!!
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