"It was 99 years, the presiding officer of a temple in Tibet died, and the monks of the whole monastery placed their bodies in the sutra hall of the monastery, and then everyone sat in the hall day and night to chant and pray, for three consecutive days and three nights without closing their eyes, on the third night, those monks who were exhausted from reading could not help but fall asleep one by one, snoring like thunder. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"One of the timid little monks had no intention of sleeping, because he was afraid, and stared intently at his master's body."

In the middle of the night, he suddenly noticed that the zombie had sat up. The little monk was so frightened that he forgot to wake up the monks, pulled out his legs and rushed out of the door, slamming the temple door and running for his life. As a result, hundreds of monks in the temple were all turned into corpses overnight. Fortunately, they couldn't make it out of the temple gate, but just rampage through the temple, turning the world upside down. ”

"Later, a hermit with boundless power discovered the uncontrollable scene, he was dressed in a robe, holding a magic weapon in his hand, reciting a mantra, and came to the temple alone, opened the temple door and danced the divine dance, and walked slowly forward as he danced, and the corpses followed him closely while dancing."

"Gradually they came to a river, and the hermit led the corpses up to the wooden bridge, and then took off their robes and threw them into the river, so that the corpses jumped into the middle of the river with their robes and never got up again."

I was amazed to hear this story, but I still didn't understand what this matter had to do with my grandmother, and the situation was urgent, so I interrupted: "Uncle, what does the old monk's corpse have to do with grandma?" “

Uncle Pan on the other end of the phone snorted coldly: "Can you listen to Lao Tzu finish speaking?" “

Me: "Oh......"

"Maybe you think this is. But by chance, I was there, and the hermit was an old living Buddha, and after he had finished solving the problem of the corpse, he stopped me, gave me the string of Buddhist beads he was wearing, and instructed me to give this bead to someone destined in the future, and it will be of great use in the future. “

Now I understood: "Uncle, do you mean that I am the one who is destined?" “

"You're finally enlightened!"

"But I still don't understand what this string of Buddhist beads is for?"

Uncle Pan on the other end of the phone almost vomited blood angrily: "Your grandmother has no body now, although she can't raise the corpse, but she still absorbs the cat's aura and forms a "cat rush".

"Plus she has been pestering your sister for a year, I deduce that this July 15 is the day your grandmother takes your sister away, so on July 15, you bring this string of Buddhist beads to your sister and put an exorcism spell in the house, as long as you survive July 15 and burn some paper money for your grandmother, it should be fine!"

After hearing this, I completely understood, and replied without a brain: "You old god, can't you just say the last paragraph?" “

I guess this is probably an occupational disease, Uncle Pan said that this matter was wild, scaring the employer to collect money...

On the other end of the phone, Uncle Pan's nose was crooked, and after scolding me, he hung up the phone angrily.

Forehead......

People in their forties and fifties are still like children.

I scratched my head, I always felt that something was wrong, and after a while I remembered, grass, that string of Buddhist beads was given to Sister Yun by me as a token of love seven years ago!

This TM is embarrassing.,Although the method is simple, I don't have the tools to implement it.。

In the end, I had no choice, so I dialed Uncle Pan again.

After a long time, he picked it up: "Little bastard, why do you still want to be angry with me?" “

I quickly shook my head and flattered: "Uncle, how dare I be angry with you, I apologize, it's me who is wrong, I can't talk with my brain, don't be angry." “

"Yo~" Uncle Pan on the other end of the phone was surprised by my change: "When did you kid become so sensible, is there any trouble?" ”

I hurriedly replied: "It's true that there is ~~ a little bit of trouble......"

Uncle Pan: "Hmph, I'll just say, you kid can be so polite to me if you have nothing to do?" Go ahead.. “

Me: "Inside, ......"

Uncle Pan: "If you have something to say, don't say I'm hanging, I'll go to see customers in a while!" “

All right! I was out of the way, and at that moment I turned my heart sideways and said directly: "It's not a big trouble, the string of Buddhist beads is gone!" ”

"Poof... On the other end of the phone, I don't know if Uncle Pan choked on drinking water or vomited blood, coughed for a long time, and then replied to me angrily: "SB, get out!" ”

Rao is like this, I still have to continue to ask, after all, it is a matter of my sister's life and death: "Uncle, can the relics be Buddha exert the effect of Buddha beads?" ”

"Stinky boy, you can pull it down, how can your "Heavenly Relic" be easily lent to others? Your grandmother is also staring at you now, if it weren't for this relic, maybe it would be you who are talking about it now! “

It turns out that the relics on my body are called heavenly relics, "Uncle, what are the heavenly relics?" “

"! I don't have time to explain to you, today is July 12, when I am busy with this customer, I will fly back to Zhucheng to help you solve this matter, and talk to you about "life" by the way! ”

When talking about life, Uncle Pan gritted his teeth, it seems that this string of Buddhist beads must be worth a lot of money...

Alas, I can't care so much now, as long as he can come back, my sister will be saved!

Thinking of this, my hanging heart finally let go of something.

When I'm done with this, it's almost time for me to go out and sell spicy skewers. Brother Yu also suggested that I open a live webcast, and the live broadcast sells spicy skewers.

Although the live broadcast industry has been very hot in the past two years, who will watch you sell spicy skewers? It's just that a person with insufficient IQ like my brother Yu can come up with such a "good idea".

The next day, July 13.

In the afternoon, Uncle Pan came back by plane.

As soon as he got home, he drove his Land Rover to my house.

The old god stick didn't say a word after entering the door, and it was a kick in my ass.

It didn't hurt, but it kicked me stunned.

"Uncle, what are you doing?" I asked, blankly.

"What am I doing?" Uncle Pan raised his eyebrows: "Why didn't I count your kid yourself?" I usually don't know how to call your uncle, it's a big deal when I call, how precious is the string of Buddhist beads that I gave you, you actually gave it away!!! ”

Eh, my face turned red: "Uncle, I didn't mean it, I sent Qu Yanyun." ”

As soon as he heard Qu Yanyun's three words, Uncle Pan was stunned at first, and then his face eased a lot: "Did you go to Qingdao this year and find that little girl?" ”

I shook my head in frustration.

"Ugh." Uncle Pan sighed and patted me on the shoulder, and instead of continuing to blame me, he drove me to the cemetery forest.

The weeds near Grandma's grave have been pulled out, and there are traces of groundbreaking, and it seems that the third uncle has really pulled out the peach tree according to my instructions.

Uncle Pan took out the compass and circled around his grandmother's grave a few times, muttering something in his mouth, spinning around, his body suddenly shook, and he looked at the compass in his hand in disbelief......