Chapter 53: I Feel Like My Life Has Reached Its Peak (1st Update)

A month later.

Jiang Nan stood on the scale and covered his mouth with wide eyes: "Huh? Yes! Oh! ”

Ren Zitao thought something had happened, so he was startled and hurriedly jumped out of the locker room.

When he came out and saw Jiang Nan like that, he leaned against the wall and laughed.

Jiang Nan cried, she really cried, there were sad tears flashing in her eyes, she had grown more than ten pounds.

"Woo, woo, why am I fat? I don't seem to have eaten much, why am I fat? I'm so pitiful, I'm fat when I drink cold water, I'm prone to obesity, and this physique is too annoying. ”

Ren Zitao put his hands around his chest, the smile in his eyes couldn't be hidden, and he said in his heart:

You are not fat-prone physique, I think you are forgetful physique.

You're crying now, the tears you've shed, the hot pot lamb skewers that have wet you, spicy hot pot spicy drinks, beer fried chicken cakes, beef burgers, fries, mashed potatoes, ice cream, strawberry apple pie, chocolate chips, nuts, and all kinds of candies.

You have also buried it in snacks to eat, even if I will bake you a steamed bun for supper, you have asked for a piece of meat and more cheese, you are not fat, where can you run?

Jiang Nan was still aggrieved, and when he raised his eyes and saw Ren Zitao laughing, he was extremely unhappy and complained to him: "What do you mean by only laughing and not talking?" Are you disgusted with me? At the beginning, you fed me fat, but now if you dare to think I'm fat, let me tell you, Ren Zitao, I can't lose weight and you dislike it, I can only beat you to death. ”

When Ren Zitao heard this, the upper platform was on the line, and the situation was not good, so he walked over and deliberately covered his face, twisted his eyebrows and reprimanded Jiang Nandao:

"Nonsense, you are so tall, if you are fat like this, how can there be fat people in the world. Isn't there such a saying, the beauties are not more than 100, either no breasts or short, about 110 pounds is just right. ”

"It's not a hundred and ten pounds."

"Uh-huh?"

Jiang Nan sniffed: "It's one hundred and twenty-one catties." ”

Ren Zitao hurriedly pretended to scratch his head to look at the side, and after swallowing the laughter, he turned his head and patted Jiang Nan's little head, and said with a sincere face:

"But you're really not fat, you can't see meat when you wear clothes or something, it's all bones, why do you bother with how many pounds, right, baby? What we wear looks like is very beautiful, and it is a beautiful scenery wherever we go. ”

Jiang Nan looked him up and down with a suspicious gaze:

"You're fooling me again, you're stupid? No wonder the clothes you've been looking for me lately are coats or casual, if you hadn't choked on my little skirts, I would have paid attention to them, and if they were a little tighter, I would have controlled them, and it was up to you, all up to you! ”

Ren Zitao felt that this topic could not go on, so he grabbed Jiang Nan's arm and took it out: "Yes, yes, rely on me, I was wrong." Obedient, I have to go back to the dormitory to get something, the company also has a meeting today, didn't you also make an appointment with a partner? Let's go quickly, if you don't dare to go, don't be in a hurry to lose weight, let's lose it slowly. ”

When the door closed, Jiang Nan said, "If only everything could be as simple as getting fat." ”

When the elevator door closed, Jiang Nan said again: "From today onwards, you will remind me as long as I have a snack." ”

"Okay."

But what Ren Zitao thought in his heart was:

It would be silly to really remind you.

Imagine that scene: Jiang Nan was eating potato chips and chewing them fragrantly, and he said coldly next to him: Eating potato chips will make you fat.

Well, he dared to guarantee that the result of the subtlety would be: Jiang Nan would be listless all night, and then look at him unpleasantly.

As for the unsubtle result, Jiang Nan turned his face directly in the next second, and then scolded him with both hands, accusing him of changing and not loving her anymore, and he was so angry that he dared to whip him with his hands and feet and the bag of potato chips.

Punched and kicked......

The two of them had a long goodbye kiss in the underground parking lot, and then they each got into the car, one after the other, and put on sunglasses in unison.

Jiang Nan drove Ren Zitao's Land Rover to leave first, and she had to go back to school and pull those girls to pick up the goods.

Ren Zitao drove an Audi to follow, turned at the fork in the road to his school, and flashed his lights behind Jiang Nan's car when he turned around.

He now has to go back to the dormitory to get the data analysis report that Professor Tang entrusted to him.

As soon as he entered the dormitory, before Ren Zitao could say hello to everyone, Li Peibo grabbed him and asked, "Second brother, do you wipe the smell of sweat on your body?" ”

"What?"

"Whatever it is, just incense." After speaking, Li Peibo rubbed his hands a little embarrassed, and laughed twice: "What, let me tell you something, hehe, although it was quite sudden." I'm in love, and today is my first official date, so I want to rub some incense in case I ......"

"Are you wrong?" Ren Zitao interrupted suddenly.

"Huh?"

"I'll just ask you if you're wrong."

Li Peibo's expression was dumbfounded, what do you mean!

Is that hard to answer? Can't you just say you're wrong? ”

Li Peibo was afraid that Ren Zitao would be angry, so he said honestly: "Ah, then I was wrong." ”

"What's wrong?"

Li Peibo looked embarrassed: "No, Zitao, are you training me because I shouldn't have the idea of doing something to girls when I go back on a date?" ”

Ren Zitao interrupted with a serious face again: "Do you dare next time?" ”

"Huh? This, this," Li Peibo was completely puzzled by the second monk, he put his head thinking about the yellow waste, did it affect the dormitory like this?

"No, Zitao, what's wrong with you, Jiang Nan bullied you again?"

"Huh? I remind you, don't say another word, what does it mean? You annoy me, right, okay, pull down, annoy me, I won't say it, goodbye. ”

This time, not only Li Peibo was stupid, but An Yukai and Jing Chao were also stunned.

Jing Chao's face was full of confusion: "Second brother, why are you angry and unreasonable when you enter the door?" ”

Ren Zitao choked Jing Chao back with a few words: "I don't want to be reasonable, don't be reasonable, what reason can I talk about at this time, who wants to listen to your big truth, who do you reason with." ”

Second brother, did you encounter a ghost outside?

An Yukai just wanted to be a good man and persuade him, don't make noise, they are all his own brothers.

Li Peibo said before him: "Zitao, what, what I may have done wrong, anyway, don't be like me, I have always been arrogant, I was wrong." If you're really angry, you're going to? You just punched me twice, I'm not going out today, let's sit down and drink, you talk to me, what's wrong with me? ”

Ren Zitao finally couldn't hold back his laughter, pointed at Li Peibo and said, "Okay, pass the assessment, you remember these lines, just use this sincere attitude now, and I can help you a lot in the future." Brother, I can help you get here, go out and object, this is my gift to you," After speaking, he threw the men's perfume and threw it to Li Peibo.

It wasn't until this moment that everyone understood that they had been training in love for a long time.

Li Peibo clenched the perfume bottle, inexplicably nervous, and wanted to shrink without waiting to go out, and asked in a loud voice in disbelief: "Are women so unreasonable?" ”

Ren Zitao knocked his hand with the report and muttered: "This is just the beginning. ”

"What about the intermediate?"

"Intermediate doesn't ask you what's wrong, you have to guess."

"Then where to guess, what if you guess wrong?"

"Guess wrong: you don't have me in your heart at all, you don't love me anymore."

Ren Zitao left the dormitory, and his back was deep in his merit and fame.