"Huh?" Xiao Shiping replied to Xiao Xue.

Xiao Xue hesitated for a moment and shook her head: "I'm not ready yet, or Brother, you can let her interview her!" She didn't bully me. ”

"I didn't help you either!" Xiao Shiping said with a cold face.

"Ugh!" Xiao Xue was speechless, she really couldn't get into those circles in the class, and she was relatively homely, so she could only study hard.

"What did you say?" Britney couldn't understand what the two were saying.

Xiao Shiping smiled lightly: "Okay, what do you want to ask, ask quickly, but I don't guarantee that I will answer everything, nor can I guarantee that I can say what you want to hear." ”

Britney hated a lot in her heart, but she still had to smile a little on her face, and reached out to brush her hair: "Then can I record and videotap?" ”

"You can record or record, can't you record it, can't today's reporters know how to shorthand?"

"Who still has shorthand now," Britney sneered, pulling out a notebook, "I have an interview book too." So... Where to start? Oh Shaun, when did you get struck by lightning? ”

"Yesterday, in the evening, when it rained, in the woods."

"The woods? Well, we all know that you shouldn't stay under a tree when it's thundering. You made a mistake, um, well, let's move on, how did you feel at the time? ”

"Hemp!"

"So you didn't know you were struck by lightning at the time?"

"I don't know, I was already here when I woke up." Xiao Shiping looked at her quietly, "Do you want to see this?" ”

"Absolutely. By the way, have you ever found yourself as one of the few lightning strike survivors in the world? ”

"Nope!" Xiao Shiping replied with half-closed eyes.

Britney had never hated someone so visibly, and now she found that there was, the indifferent guy in a hospital gown in front of her.

"So, what did you think at that moment?" Britney throws up a classic mentally retarded question. Many reporters like to ask this question when they are interviewing people, but when they ask, they always call in their hearts, "Speak quickly, say what I want you to say." ”

This is true for interviewing people who have acted bravely, and it is also the same for interviewing people who have never died in catastrophes, and even car accident survivors, they can ask this sentence calmly.

It's as if a real person can think about life in a second and then decide what they want to do.

"What do you think people can think in a thousandth of a second? Can't keep up with the nervous response, right? What about common sense? Xiao Shiping looked at her with a smile, the corners of his mouth full of mockery.

Oh Shet!

Britney tried to turn her head and smile at Xiao Xue, otherwise she would really open her mouth to scold.

Xiao Xue is serious: "Generally speaking, in such a short period of time, people will faint before they have time to react." ”

Britney gritted her back teeth, stroked a heavy stroke to a question in the interview prompt book, and looked up: "Okay, I'll change the question, Shaun, did you see anything after you fainted, what did you think?" ”

"Would you like to change the question to a less retarded one? Miss Britney. What else can one think of after fainting... That's falling asleep, not fainting. Xiao Shiping smiled slightly, "Do you need to find a doctor to give you some general knowledge lessons?" ”

"Britney is my name, and my name is Didi Rios, Mr. Shaun." Britney squeezed this sentence out of her teeth word by word, she was about to be hit crazy, if it weren't for her own accounts and fans, I wouldn't be here!

Xiao Shiping snorted slightly: "Who cares, you know that I'm just telling you, do you want to hear me say that I saw light, saw electricity, and saw the only myth?" ”

Poof! Xiao Xue couldn't help laughing.

Britney immediately turned her head: "Is there a joke about what he said?" ”

"The lyrics of a song, a Chinese song."

Boring bad taste! Britney shrugged: "So what do you see?" There's always something, right? ”

"I saw a door open, and a white light came down, and a few birdmen, oh, a few winged men, flew out of the door, some of them were singing, some were dancing, some were carrying bottles of wine,..."

"Pan's wine bottle?" Britney asked solemnly.

Pan's wine bottle?

Pan God is a deity of which system? Greece's is not the same worldview as God's angels!

Xiao Xue couldn't stand it again, her brother was obviously talking nonsense, and Britney was still helping to make up for it, where is the spirit of doing news, this is the editor of the Internet!

"Britney, you...... Seriously! Xiao Xue frowned and looked at Britney, if it's this kind of news, then what do you do at school, you can make up tens of thousands at home.

He looked at his brother again and looked hard: I know you want to slowly uncover the secret of your superpowers, but is this method good?

"I know he's talking nonsense," Britney said quickly, "but what's the matter, I suddenly understood that anything can happen after a lightning strike." Please continue, Shaun. ”

What she didn't say was: Don't netizens just want to see this? Anyway, they haven't experienced it, don't you make it up to exaggerate, people can be willing to watch it? I want click-through rate, I want attention, and I give what others want to see.

He looked at Sean with a serious face again: "So, can you describe the wine bottle you saw?" ”

Xiao Shiping looked at her, and the corners of his mouth were lightly raised: "Because there is no manufacturer to provide endorsement fees, I won't say what brand of wine I saw!" ”

Oh! Oh, God! This long-winded and arrogant guy is quite business-minded.

Britney's heart, which had just been untied by herself, was twisted again, and she scribbled on the paper indiscriminately, and said in her mouth: "It's okay, I'll remember what you say, go on!" I went back to find a picture of Pan Shen's wine bottle on the Internet, maybe netizens will love to see this kind of content! Points of discussion can be added. Angels rarely hold wine bottles,...... It's a new discovery. ”

Xiao Xue looked at Britney with a lunatic look: "What are you doing!?" ”

"Social media, new and fancy content is done, I need attention, I need clicks, I need influence!" Britney said firmly, waving her white arm, "So, Mr. Shaun, please speak as much as you like!" ”

"It's gone!" Xiao Shiping shook his head.

Wots? That's not going to work! Britney shook her head repeatedly: "They didn't invite you to a drink?" ”

"Well, if I drink it, then there should be an ad placement here, isn't there no now?" Xiao Shiping looked at Xiao Xue, "Am I right?" There is no work done in vain in this place, and everything done in vain should be worth some money. ”

"Brother!" Xiao Xuejiao stood up angrily, "Okay, Britney, Shaun may not really think about so many things, you can just write what you just did." ”

"However, the light lightning strike doesn't attract the attention of many people! There are no photos again, by the way, has anyone taken a picture of you being struck by lightning? ”

"I don't think there should be, but if you know how to wear a picture, you can wear one yourself, of course, you need to give some image authorization fees." Xiao Shiping looked pensive, "This price is not easy to set, so forget it!" ”

"So I'll take a picture of you now? It's rare to see someone as energetic as you after a lightning strike. Britney's face was full of mockery, and she picked up her phone, waiting for Sean to agree.

"Well, take a good picture, this is the first time I've been in front of the public." Xiao Shiping smiled slightly, he had also given a speech at the conference in the cultivation realm back then, but no one would take pictures of this kind of thing, it was all a record of divine thoughts.

With a click, Britney took a picture of Sean, full of energy and energy.

The title needs to be carefully thought out, and all the elements that can attract people to click in and see need to be concentrated.

But what Xiao Shiping thinks is that it is interesting to slowly reveal the truth.

…...

(This week is a strong push on the reality classification.,This book is realistic at the starting point.,But you have to fight with those urban books.,I really hope to give more book friends a ticket.,Reward also.,Friends at the out-station also use the starting point to read or QQ reading to collect it.,These are very important to me who works hard to write.。 There are three watches in the past few days, respectively twelve twenty, six forty and ten thirty, thank you)