Chapter Eighty-Two: Good Things Are Messing Up
Yang Yuyan also echoed: "Okay." Baby, my mother. Cousin, let's talk about it, and it's a deal. Sister-in-law Yun smiled: "Okay, a word is a certainty." ”
I had a spring dream in the evening. I dreamed that I suddenly grew eight years old in my dream.
As a gift to celebrate my eighteen-year-old coming-of-age, the four beauties of Sister-in-law Yun, Yang Yuyan, Bai Xiaojie, and Ban Hua married me at the same time.
I was so happy that I did.
Within three months of entering the cave room, my underdeveloped body and bones were in love with Simei night and night, and I wanted to die of immortals, and finally died on the mahogany bed of Yun's sister-in-law.
I went straight into the Hades Palace.
Seeing me, Lord Yama smiled and said, "Flying Bird, don't you know that 'all evil and adultery are the head, and there is a knife on the head of the color character'?
"Okay now, your life is gone, a lot of spring is gone, and the most important thing is that your beauties are gone, do you say you are at a loss?"
"Also, why can't you just love the one you love the most?
I smiled disappringly, "Hades, you are wrong. You deal with ghosts all day long, how can you understand our love in the world?"
"Although Sister-in-law Yun is my favorite, I can't give up ten miles of peach blossoms for the sake of a delicate peach blossom, otherwise it will be a big loss!"
"I have nothing to regret, 'Peach blossoms die, and ghosts are also romantic. 'Although my life is short, I have married my beloved four beauties, and my life is very complete!"
Hades stared at me for a moment, then suddenly smiled sinisterly, "For your sake of just hitting me, I want to help you." ”
After speaking, he shouted outside the hall: "Black and white impermanence, quickly follow the instructions of this king, go and invite the four flower-like ladies of the flying birds to me, so that they can be reunited with their husbands in the underworld." ”
Hei Wuchang walked in after Bai Wuchang, took a life and death book, and said to the king of Hades: "Tell the king, Hong Xiaoyun, Yang Yuyan, Bai Xiaojie, Bai Xiaohe, the four of them have a long life." Bring them to the Hades Hall at this time, aren't we not too kind?"
"Fart!" Hades scolded and said, "Stupid, you won't use a pen to change the life and death book? ”
Bai Wuchang was holding the big red brush, and he was about to change his life and death, and I was so frightened that I yelled, "Don't", and threw myself at Black and White Impermanence.
Unexpectedly, Hades kicked at me, and I woke up with an "oops", which turned out to be a dream. It scared me, how did I do such a spring dream?
I got up, put on my padded jacket and got out of bed, took the kettle and poured a bowl of boiling water, and drank the bowl with the bottom facing the sky. Lying back on the bed, I thought about it for a while, and finally fell asleep in a daze.
When I woke up the next day, I got dressed and walked into the stove room, and found that my mother had already made breakfast. The mother said: "Little bird, quickly pack up and eat, school starts today, and you will go to the private school in a while." ”
After breakfast, I picked up my schoolbag and came to Yang Yuyan's house.
Sister-in-law Yun was breastfeeding the baby, I stared at her breasts stupidly, Sister-in-law Yun's face was flushed, she lowered her head, and didn't look at me.
I was watching it with passion and enjoyment, but I didn't expect the destruction of Wang Yang Yuyan to come again.
She stood in front of me like a gust of wind, with her back to me, just blocking my view of Sister-in-law Yun.
I'm really annoyed, every good thing is disturbed by Yang Yuyan.
Looking at her high butt in front of me, I really want to slap it hard to relieve my troubles!
I moved to her left, but Yang Yuyan had long eyes behind her head, her body also moved to the left, I fell back into place, she also fell back into place, I moved to her right, and her body also moved to the right, every time it just blocked my view of Sister-in-law Yun.
After a few times, I was so angry that I couldn't help but have a seizure.
Unexpectedly, she suddenly turned around, and her towering breasts almost touched my forehead.
She smiled slyly: "Little bird, you want to see my cousin's boobs like this, are you also hungry, and you want to eat my cousin's milk?"
"It's okay to eat if you want, I speak on behalf of my cousin, if you can become as big as your baby, I'll let you eat it once!"
"Damn, damn it. I scolded viciously in my heart, and kept silent with a bitter face.
I only heard Sister-in-law Yun smile and said, "Okay, don't make trouble." Little bird, you go first, wait for us under the banyan tree on the road to Damiao Village at the head of the village, I will feed the baby milk, and after coaxing him to sleep, I will chase you with Yuyan and Dashi. ”
I said yes again and again, turned around and walked out of Yang Yuyan's house.
The big banyan tree at the head of the village is very tall, and I often dig birds' nests on it with my friends, and do a lot of immoral things that infringe on the birds.
My name is Little Bird, and maybe I was a bird in my previous life, and I was a little bird.
Do people have a past or present life? Some people say yes, some say no, and the devil knows whether there is or not.
I touched the big banyan tree, and I couldn't help humming that beautiful melody in my mouth: "Under a banyan tree on the side of the road, is the place where I see you, sweet smile, kind words." ”
After waiting for about half an hour, the three of them appeared at the head of the village.
I went up and walked in front of Yang Xiaoshi, while Sister-in-law Yun and Yuyan walked behind us. The green rape on both sides of the road grows well and shows tenacious vitality in the cold winter.
Ten minutes later, we came to Damiao Village Private School Primary School. At this time, it was already more than nine o'clock in the morning, and the entrance of the private school was bustling with people coming and going.
I was pleasantly surprised to find that Bai Xiaojie, a beautiful girl who sells fritters, is wearing a green cotton jacket and cotton pants to sell fritters, and I haven't seen her for more than a month.
The red head rope tied on Xiao Jie's jet-black hair is particularly eye-catching, adding a bit of glamour to her.
I looked at her with affection, a little distracted.
Sister-in-law Yun noticed my strangeness and smiled: "Little bird, what are you looking at? ”
I came back to my senses and hurriedly agreed, "I didn't see anything." I have you two big beauties by my side, what other beauties are worth looking at?"
Sister-in-law Yun said earnestly: "Little bird, when you get to school, you have to study hard, listen to Mr. 's words, strive to achieve excellent results, and be admitted to the Sesame School in the future, fight for your father and mother, and fight for a good reputation for our village." ”
Yang Yuyan also said seriously: "Flying bird, you must study hard. You think, you're not handsome and not tall, if you're educated, there are still good girls willing to marry you. ”