Everything said at the wedding was simple, but Jiang Qiluo, who should be the key, still put a lot of thought into it, such as although she didn't have time to prepare a wedding dress for Ling'er, she prepared a red hijab.

It's just that Luo Feng and Ling'er, who covered their faces with their heads, sat on the marriage bed together, looking a little abnormal, mainly because Luo Zen Master's monk robe and robe hadn't had time to change, if a traverser broke in, maybe he thought that Luo Feng was acting in a certain scene in Journey to the West.

The red hijab covered Ling'er's face, and she couldn't see her expression, but from the small fist she clenched tightly on her knees, she could guess that the girl who was about to undergo the biggest transformation in a woman's life was extremely nervous at this moment.

According to the script, Luo Feng should lift her hijab, say something considerate, and then use the old driver's rich experience in drag racing, just like when he tutored Ayesha, to give Ling'er a beautiful experience like flying.

Compared with Xiao Li Zi in the original plot, Luo Feng is very confident that Ling'er can enjoy a perfect first experience, he is not a beginner in love, he has mastered countless postures, not only unlocked human breeding skills, but also is an expert in alien and humanoid breeding.

Luo Feng, who was full of an inexplicable sense of superiority and was about to lift the hijab and start creating people, suddenly flashed a spiritual light in his mind, squinted his eyes and used his spiritual power tentacles to probe Ling'er's body, and measured it accurately, and his heart suddenly became half cold!

I didn't calculate anything, Tiandao actually dug such a big pit waiting for him, and the red cave room that seemed ambiguous and warm at the moment was actually more dangerous than the sword mountain and the sea of fire!

Luo Feng is indeed a big worker, compared to the first brother Xiao Lizi in the original plot, I don't know where it is, but if he relies on his strong body to punch and rush without scruples, with his broken realm martial arts body, the steel plate can wear it every day, not to mention a soft and tender cute girl?

It's absurd, on the night of the cave room, the round house is imminent, I don't know that Ling'er may be fantasizing about a happy and warm married life in the future, but Luo Feng is thinking about how to create people without killing Ling'er.

I can't help but worry about these trivial matters, but the real problem is in front of us, this hurdle has passed, and happy events can become funerals!

Heavenly Dao is simply embarrassing him!

Obviously, Ling'er is not suitable for him, Tiandao has to make the two of them a pair, and then kicks the ball to Luo Feng, so that he can solve the unsuitable dilemma by himself.

By fit, we mean physical dimensions.

Luo Feng is close to 1.90 meters tall, the body of the broken realm is strong and well-proportioned, Ling'er is 1.62 meters tall and weighs only 48 kilograms, although it is a bit of the most cute height difference, the difference in diameter of some private places is not cute at all.

For some reason, Luo Feng has been specially strengthened, which is far more majestic than ordinary men, and if the excitement comes up, the size will increase even more.

Even if he used the technique of pressing the gun, it was difficult for Luo Feng to guarantee that Ling'er would not scream in pain, the tools of the crime were unbearable, and no matter how rich the skill, strength, frequency and experience were, it was useless.

In the small pistol bureau, you take out the Italian cannon, and no matter how good the marksmanship is, you can't play it!

It's a little embarrassing......

Regardless of the size difference, it is absolutely not advisable to be hard, Luo Feng doesn't want to be selected for the Darwin Award for the Lord God Investigator, and he will be ridiculed for hundreds of millions of years when he dies.

The so-called Darwin Award for the Chief God Investigator, also known as the "Stupidest Death Award", is a self-deprecating award made by investigators who are having fun in their pains, and the main purpose is to spur new investigators to die in a relaxed manner, and show them what happened to their predecessors.

The bride was killed on the wedding night, and at the same time angered the two supreme beings of Tiandao and Nuwa's will, and because it was the origin of the world that was killed, the world also withered, so it was first beaten by the two supreme beings, and then died with the world, completely annihilated into a void fragment that could never be resurrected.

If Luo Feng is so dead, he can at least rank in the top three of the Darwin Awards, and the so-called happiness and sorrow are nothing more than this!

However, now that the arrow is ready to be sent, they have all entered the cave room, and they are designated by Heaven as the father of the next Nuwa descendants, and it is impossible to shrink the eggs, and if they shrink, they will become villain bosses.

But the actual conditions don't match, you can't always masturbate by yourself, take out a straw, and take artificial insemination to complete the candle night in the cave room, right?

Not to mention that this damages Luo Feng's prestige in the heavens and his dignity as the number one mighty gentleman in the heavens, and it is also very unfair to Ling'er, isn't it equivalent to keeping a widow and marrying a wilted man who can't be human?

Moreover, the birth of Nuwa's descendants is not only a biological reproduction, but also involves the law of cause and effect, luck, world rules, and so on, and there are many restrictions.

First of all, Nuwa's descendants must be female, which is already contrary to biological common sense.

Secondly, the descendants of Nuwa are passed down from generation to generation, and it is impossible to give birth to a sister when there is a descendant of Nuwa.

Thirdly, the descendants of Nuwa must have true love, and even if the parents turn against each other later, they must love each other and be harmonious when they are pregnant with her.

Finally, the descendants of Nuwa must be naturally bred, and no IVF Nuwa descendants have ever been born.

The descendants of Nuwa are not the biological inheritance of Nuwa's genes, the gods are already another level of life form, beyond the laws of physics, and the concept of biological genes does not exist at all, Luo Feng wants to take technological means to get the descendants of Nuwa, which violates the basic rules of cultivating immortals, and it is impossible to succeed.

This is uncomfortable, even if it is a toothpick stirring up a vat, Luo Feng's dignity is damaged, but at least it does not delay the birth of a child, not to mention the enlargement potion Luo Feng also has a collection in the warehouse, and even if it is a female dragon, it can be matched.

The Good Death Immortal God Research Institute only developed an enlargement potion, but it didn't develop a shrinking potion, probably because the demand was small and there weren't many male investigators who had too many troubles.

The more he thought about it, the more distressed Luo Feng became, this is a major matter related to life and death and posthumous reputation, if it is not dealt with properly, it will be nothing to die, and the stench will be hung on the Darwin Award monument for 10,000 years, and it will be okay to be taken out by the newcomers as a negative example!

This shows how dangerous the work of the main god investigator is, even if ordinary people think that it is a great thing for Sister Lin to fall from the sky, it may be a death trap that will never recover!

This is exactly when the medicine is used, Luo Feng knows that the seemingly useless beautiful boy LM medicine can also be used to save lives at some critical moments!

He couldn't help but secretly decide that if he could survive the difficulties this time and return to Liberty City, even if he paid out of his own pocket, he would ask the research institute to develop a male version of the beautiful boy LM potion to deal with the extremely complex and dangerous situation of the heavens.

When necessary, men must be able to bend and stretch, what a painful realization!

This is all for later, it is difficult to say whether Luo Feng can survive tonight, it depends on whether he wants to come up with a solution to the problem.