Chapter 567: Brother Monkey takes the initiative to take the fruit

When it was almost dark, the lemon mobile phone suddenly rang, and Shao Yitian took it out and saw that it was an unfamiliar number, and he didn't know which way the fairy called him.

Shao Yitian immediately walked to the toilet and closed the door and answered the phone.

"Hey, who is it?" asked Shao Yitian politely. There is no way, the people who call their lemon mobile phones are all immortals of the heavenly court, and they are estimated to have status.

"Hey, Xiao Shao, I'm Brother Monkey!" came Sun Wukong's voice on the other end of the phone.

Shao Yitian didn't expect Sun Wukong to call him, he was a little surprised, and asked, "Brother Monkey, is there anything wrong with you calling me?"

Sun Wukong said: "Xiao Shao, you kid is immoral, it's been a few days, Brother Monkey, my fruit has been eaten for a few days, and you don't send it to Brother Monkey, it's too uninteresting." ”

I'm going to be a foodie!

Shao Yitian hurriedly explained: "Brother Monkey, this matter is my fault, but the main thing is that I have too many things in the past few days. Brother Monkey, you wait, I'll buy you fruit and send it to you. ”

Hung up the phone and walked out of the bathroom to the living room, Liu Sihan and the three daughters invariably stared at Shao Yitian with the kind of murderous gaze.

Shao Yitian didn't know why, glanced at the third girl, and said, "Three wives, what do you mean by this? Why are you looking at me with such eyes, I'm timid, don't scare me!"

Shen Xue wrinkled her nose, made an angry look, and asked, "Hurry up and explain, which woman were you talking to on the phone just now?"

It turned out that I misunderstood the handsome guy, which woman I was secretly chatting with, it was really more wronged than Dou E.

Shao Yitian immediately explained: "No, my husband was talking to a good brother about something important just now, so he hid in the toilet to answer." ”

"Hmph, who believes your nonsense. The three girls gave Shao Yitian a roll of the eyes at the same time, obviously not believing Shao Yitian's words.

Oh my God, why is it that no one believes me when I tell the truth? Do I let me, an honest and reliable little gentleman, become a liar, brag, and a big?

"Three wives, I have something to go out, don't wait for me for dinner, just keep some for me!" Shao Yitian asked Liu Sihan for leave from the three daughters.

"Where are you going?" the three girls asked in unison.

Shao Yitian smiled and said, "It's a secret, goodbye, three wives." ”

After speaking, Shao Yitian opened the door and walked out of the room, then came to the fruit wholesale market to buy a lot of fruits, found a remote place and came to Heaven through the lemon mobile phone.

As soon as he arrived in Heaven, Shao Yitian made a call to Brother Monkey, told Brother Monkey that he had arrived in Heaven, and asked him where to send the fruit?

Brother Monkey saw that Shao Yitian had bought the fruit so quickly, and said happily: "Xiao Shao." You wait, I'll come to your third team, wait, Brother Monkey will come right away. ”

It's better if Brother Monkey can come and get it in person, so that Shao Yitian won't be too lazy to send it, it's the best.

"Brother Tian, I'm waiting for Fairy Qingyu to pick you up again!" Seeing Shao Yitianyou standing at the door of the third brigade, the doorman asked with a smile.

Because the doorman had seen Li Qingyu several times to pick up Shao Yitian by car, he thought that this time was the same.

Shao Yitian said: "No, this time I am waiting for an immortal." ”

The two guards obviously didn't believe it, and said, "Brother Tian, don't lie to us, if you don't wait for Fairy Qingyu, the two of us will immediately kneel down and call you master." ”

As soon as the two guards finished speaking, they saw a cloud floating overhead, and there was a person standing on the cloud, this cloud was Sun Wukong's somersault cloud, and the person on the somersault cloud was naturally Sun Wukong.

"Who is so bold as to dare to fly above the third brigade of my demolition and relocation bureau, come down quickly, or ......" One of the guards saw this scene and immediately shouted at Sun Wukong who was flying on it.

However, before the words of this product were finished, he suddenly remembered which god was flying above, and he was so frightened that he immediately shut up and trembled.

"Brother, what's wrong? What's wrong with you?" asked another doorman as he walked up to him, but the doorman was so frightened that he couldn't speak.

"Brother Monkey, I'm here, I'm here!" Shao Yitian stood in place and waved to Sun Wukong in the air and shouted.

Sun Wukong heard Shao Yitian's shout, and immediately turned around and flew down towards Shao Yitian.

Sun Wukong immediately jumped down from the somersault cloud, landed in front of Shao Yitian, and said with a smile: "Xiao Shao, your speed is fast enough!"

When the two guards saw this scene, they were already frightened. Who is Sun Wukong? How could they not know that this Monkey King is a great god who uses a golden hoop stick when he disagrees.

Especially the doorman who scolded Sun Wukong just now, he was even more frightened and fainted.

"Well, which guy told my grandson to come down just now? Hurry up and stand up and eat my grandson!" Sun Wukong said, the golden hoop stick was in his hand, and another doorman was also frightened to death when he saw this scene.

Shao Yitian was directly speechless, why are these two guys so timid, this monkey brother was so frightened that he fainted before he could make a move.

In the end, it was Shao Yitian who moved the two to the guard room, and then woke the two up.

As soon as the two woke up, they knelt down in front of Shao Yitian, "Brother Tian, Brother Tian, please help us intercede, help us intercede with Sun Dasheng......"

Shao Yitian said: "Okay, okay, I'll help, I'll help!"

In the end, under Shao Yitian's repeated assurances, the two guards were a little more relieved.

Shao Yitian took Sun Wukong to the conference room, and then Shao Yitian took out the fruit and put it in front of Sun Wukong.

After eating a handful of grapes and two bananas, Sun Wukong asked: "Xiao Shao, I called you earlier, didn't you say that you have been very busy recently, what are you busy with during this time, tell Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey is too idle in Heaven all day long, and the idle eggs are hurting." ”

Hearing Sun Wukong's last words, Shao Yitian's eyes couldn't help but glance at Brother Monkey's crotch. I thought about what Brother Monkey's egg looked like in pain, would it be the same as when he recited the mantra with Tang Seng.

Subsequently, Shao Yitian told Sun Wukong about the Yuyin Immortal Sutra. The reason why Shao Yitian said this was to see what Brother Monkey could do, you must know that Brother Monkey protected Tang Seng all the way and fought monsters all the way to the West Heaven to get the true scriptures.

Therefore, in the face of this kind of evil cultivation, Brother Monkey should be the most experienced.

After Sun Wukong listened, he said disdainfully: "It turned out to be this little thing, my old grandson went down with a stick to ensure that the guy who cultivated the Imperial Yin Immortal Sutra died!"

Shao Yitian said with a bitter face: "Brother Monkey, that's you! But I can't!

Sun Wukong scratched his head with his hand and said, "Yes, Xiao Shao, you have this ability, well, it is estimated that it is a good thing not to be beaten by others." ”

Brother Monkey, can we talk well, although my cultivation is a little low, but I can't say that, it will hurt my self-esteem, can I give some encouragement?