Chapter 101: It's hard to be an emperor
"Then let's come and eat together!"
What? Does the emperor want me to eat with him?
Hehe! I couldn't help but giggle twice. How can my little eunuch eat with the emperor. I pointed to my stomach and smiled, "It's hungry, I'm not hungry!" ”
The emperor burst out laughing, his face softened, "Come here, sit down!" ”
I looked at the palace maids and eunuchs standing on the side, their expressions were as if they had seen ghosts, and I really didn't have the courage to sit down. If I really eat it, if it is spread out, then the name of the enchanting monarch will not be able to escape, and I want to live two more days. I took a few steps back and ran a long way before I said, "I'm really not hungry." ”
The emperor shook his head, but he no longer insisted, "I won't eat you again, okay, you go down and eat!" ”
"Yes! Thank you for your grace! ”
I stepped back and had dinner with the little eunuchs. The food of the eunuchs is naturally not as delicious as the emperor's imperial meal, but it is safe to eat. Well, I'll admit that I just can't hold it up.
After eating, the emperor was going to the imperial study to deal with government affairs, and I, as the emperor's personal little eunuch, of course, followed suit. The emperor sympathized with me being kicked and spared me from copying the "Book of Rites", which is the thing that has made me happiest these days. I found out that I had been really unlucky since I entered the palace.
The emperor was watching the twists and turns, and from time to time there were ministers asking to see him, of course, what he said was some major national events: like what, where there was a flood, where there was a great harvest when it rained, where there was a drought, where there was an auspicious omen, where there was a small group of enemy troops to invade the territory, and where to regain lost territory......
The emperor listened carefully, inquired in detail about the specific situation, solicited the opinions of the ministers, and finally gave instructions on the relief of the disaster, the commendation of the award, and the dispatch of troops......
looked at the mountains of twists and turns, looked at the ministers coming and going, and looked at the tired emperor. I couldn't help but sigh: It is said that the emperor is the happiest and most powerful person in the world. But how do I think that the emperor is the most tiring and bitter job in the world. Of course, it is not about those emperors who only care about pleasure and ignore the people. The emperor has to take care of everything in the world, watching the music to the third watch, and he is tired every day haha. I really don't understand why it is so hard to be an emperor, why do so many people still want to be an emperor?
Finally, the last minister left, and the emperor breathed a sigh of relief, took a sip of tea, and lay down on the dragon chair to rest.
The emperor pretended to sleep for a moment and beckoned to me, "Xiao Yuezi, have you thought about your affairs?" ”
My heart suddenly felt a little sore, and I almost burst into tears. The emperor was so tired, he still remembered my little thing, I hurriedly stepped forward, pinched the emperor's shoulder, and said sensationally: "Your Majesty, you are too tired, let's take a rest." ”
"It's okay, I'm not tired! When I listen to you talk, I feel relaxed. ”
"Okay, then I said, Your Majesty, listen with your eyes closed, if you don't want to listen, just tell me, I will obediently shut up!"
"Hmm!"
If I really pinched her hand at that time, her first reaction at that time was not to play her clothes, but to scream loudly, the pain was abnormal, but she didn't, which shows that she was not really in pain at the time, and it can prove that her hand was broken and not pinched by me. And later, the emperor came, she still saluted very decently, and she didn't moan in pain, just two oops, which also showed that she was not very painful at the time, and as for her hand was really broken later, it can only mean that this is her bitter ploy, just to let the emperor attract the attention of the emperor......"
The emperor didn't move for a long time, I thought the emperor was asleep, and I was about to turn my head to look, but the emperor spoke, "Well, what you said makes sense." How about I just give her a month's grounding? Although she framed you, after all, she hurt herself, so let's teach her a lesson! ”
I hurriedly said: "Of course, the emperor is in charge." In fact, Xiao Yuezi doesn't hate Sun Zhaoyuan, if she can realize her mistakes, I don't care, it doesn't matter if she can't stop grounding. ”
The emperor seemed a little surprised, "She framed you like this, and you still plead for her?" ”
I smiled and said, "I'm not pleading for her, I'm afraid that the emperor will punish her, what if she frames me again?" ”
"You're afraid she's framing you? Don't you want to leave the palace? ”
I smirked and said, "yes, how did I forget, in a few days, I will be out of the palace, what am I afraid of her doing?" Your Majesty, you can punish you as much as you want! ”
The emperor sighed and said, "Okay! You don't have to pinch it, come and have a good chat with me! ”
I stopped and said, "Yes!" ”
The emperor's face was tired, "Xiao Yuezi, you say, what should I do?" Every time I step into the harem, I feel very annoyed, they are jealous all day long, and I am annoyed to death! ”
What? Your Majesty, are you mistaken, you actually asked me this? How would I know? Those people are your own concubines, if you don't like them, why did you marry them in the first place? I really don't understand!
I smiled and said, "Hehe, this is the emperor's family matter, how can Xiao Yuezi interject." ”
"Say it boldly, I don't blame you! I like your bluntness. ”
It seems that if I don't say something, the emperor won't let me go, so I had to say: "This is easy to do, the emperor, you set a rule, go here today, go there tomorrow, one person a day, everyone is equal, so that no one will fight." ”
The emperor shook his head and said, "This method doesn't work!" I'm the emperor, can't I even call the shots about this? ”
Yes, the emperor can't even pamper that concubine, that's really sad.
I hurriedly said: "Xiao Yuezi, nonsense, the emperor forgives the sin." ”
"I said it, I don't blame you! Any other ideas? ”
I thought for a moment and said, "Hmm...... Then there will be no harem, and all the people who are in the way of the eyes will be driven out! It's good to keep the people you love the most for the rest of your life. ”
Didn't the emperor love Concubine Li? Just pamper Concubine Li alone, and the rest will be thrown out! Will that concubine, concubine, and Sun Zhaoyuan ...... Get out of here, and let you bully me again! Haha, of course I just think about it this way, I know it's impossible! The emperor won't do this.
To my surprise, the emperor was stunned when he heard this, and there was a rare confusion in his eyes, "No harem?" Guarding the person you love the most for the rest of your life? That's nice! ”
"It's a pity that I'm the emperor, it's impossible!" He shook his head and sighed, "Xiao Yuezi, is this what you think?" ”
I was stunned, "What do I think?" ”
The emperor didn't speak, just looked at me in a daze, there seemed to be a deep meaning in his eyes, I couldn't understand it! The emperor has always been unfathomable, so I'd better not guess!
At this time, Xiao Wuzi came to report, "Your Majesty, Xue Guan, the servant of the Ministry of Officials, asks to see you!" ”
I looked at the emperor's tired face, and inexplicably felt a little distressed, and persuaded: "It's time for the emperor to rest, see you tomorrow!" ”
The emperor smiled slightly and said to me, "Are you sure you don't see it?" Don't regret it! ”
What does the emperor mean by this? I hurriedly said: "I'm not interfering with the government, I'm just afraid that the emperor will be tired!" Whether you see it or not, or the emperor, you have the final say! ”
The emperor said to Xiao Wuzi: "Xiao Wuzi, Xuan Xue Guan will see you!" ”
"Yes!"