Chapter 611: Chang'e who eats meat, drinks wine, and plays with little bees
Nima, what did Tian Peng, the dead fat man say, this amount of information is so big, the buddies are all confused, Wu Gang, cut down the tree, laurel tree, I rely on it, isn't it, no wonder my brother just looked at the sky here for a long time, and he didn't find the moon, the emotional brother is now on the moon, and the strong man in front of him with a fierce face and indifferent face turned out to be Wu Gang, then, this palace should be the legendary Guanghan Palace located on the moon.
My God, no wonder the rich atmosphere of the moonlight around here has condensed into fog and vapor and drifted everywhere, it turns out that this is the base camp produced by the breath of the moonlight, damn it, what kind of dream did Tian Peng have this guy do this time, why did he run directly to the moon, usually our brothers shouted his canopy and canopy, could it be said that this dead fat man really regarded himself as the generalissimo of Tianpeng who was in charge of the 100,000 heavenly soldiers in Tianhe in Journey to the West?
After hearing Tian Peng's sudden words, like a fierce beast, he stared at Sun Buxing to death The strong man who couldn't move there, his eyes were confused for a moment, and then he immediately returned to his original calm and indifferent state, and no longer paid attention to Sun Buxing, turned around and went to cut down his tree again. Immediately, a burst of Ding Ding dangdang's voice came from his side again, but it made Sun Buxing look funny and poignant, this Wu Gang really forgot his past as described in the legend, forgot all his glory, just died under this laurel tree, just cut this laurel tree that will never fall.
Sun Buxing, who understood where he was now, was determined in his heart, and he no longer bothered to pay more attention to this dead-eyed Wu Gang, to be honest, he was really afraid of this Wu Gang from the bottom of his heart, the other party was so fierce that the kind of cattle who would not make a move, just one look came, and he was already powerless to parry, so he was left to wait for death there. This kind of character is not something that Sun Buxing can provoke now. That is, this dead fat man who doesn't know anything can reprimand people without taboos in his own dream world, if Sun Bu woke up, dare to do this, I'm afraid he would have become a corpse by now.
After walking a few corners, he finally came to the front of the main entrance of this palace, Sun Buxing raised his eyes and swept lightly above the main hall, brushed it, and his eyes immediately lit up, a black wooden plaque with three huge ancient seal characters Guanghan Palace was hanging upright above the gate of this palace, but it made Sun Buxing have a few more bold and interesting guesses about what he was going to face next.
The two stone doors in front of the palace were not closed very tightly, and the gap opened in the middle was enough for Sun Buxing to squeeze in, but it did not make any noise to alarm other people, and Sun Buxing quietly came to the courtyard in the palace.
This courtyard is like a small square, the flat land is covered with a smooth white jade floor, at a glance, there is a gorgeous and noble atmosphere blowing in the face, plus the courtyard, surrounded by several flower beds, planted with flowers of various colors, plus those misty moonlight that permeates the entire air, the whole courtyard, is decorated as if it is a fairyland on earth.
"Two little bees, fly among the flowers, fly, fly, pop, two little bees, fly among the flowers, fly and pop, pop ......"! Striding across this vast courtyard, Sun Buxing finally came to the door in front of the main hall, Tian Peng's voice should have come from here just now, Sun Buxing didn't push the door in, and didn't want to disturb Tian Peng's meaning, just put his eyes close to the window inlaid with translucent crystal, and peeped there with a smile.
In fact, after listening to Tian Peng's words just now, Sun Buxing faintly became very interested in the picture he was going to see next. However, who knows, when he tried hard to see the situation inside, Tian Peng's rough and hoarse voice came out of it again with his throat pulled like this. At the same time, after seeing the specific picture inside, Sun Buxing almost couldn't bear to laugh there. It was also thanks to him that he covered his mouth very often, so that Tian Peng inside and the palace beauty sitting opposite him did not discover his traces.
Damn, if it weren't so shameless! Sun Buxing thought that what he was going to watch next was a spring and palace drama in which Zhu Bajie Moon Palace teased Chang'e, who knew that this forbidden film was not watched, but it made him see a scene that made people laugh and cry.
I saw that in the middle of the hall behind the door, a small square table was placed upright, and on this table, there were five plates piled high and full of cold pork ears, braised pig's trotters, braised pork, pork knuckles, and general pork head meat. Next to these plates, there are two bottles of Erguotou that have drunk more than half of it, and I don't know how much Tian Peng likes to eat pork in his heart, this table of snacks and dishes are all cut from pigs, and there is not even a vegetarian dish.
What makes Sun Buxing feel even more funny is that Tian Peng, even in a dream, is obviously drunk now, but this guy is still happy there and the palace beauty sitting opposite him is happily playing the common game on the wine field Two little bees, you say that you lose the drink, forget it, but when you lose the game, you keep slapping your fat face from time to time, although I haven't seen who this beauty is drinking with Tian Peng, but, Sun Buxing can see from Tian Peng's happy face that this thing is really happy and happy now, far from the kind of smile he pretended to be in reality during this time. Nima, when did Tian Peng be so good at playing, accompanying the big beauty to eat pig's head meat and drink the second pot head and play with the little bee, this is too funny.
"Sister Chang'e, this made me lose again, come, I'll drink all the wine, you see that the wine in this bottle is almost drunk, shouldn't we go back, I said, Sister Chang'e, why can't you save it all the time, lie there and ignore me, originally you actually ran to the Guanghan Palace in the sky to become Sister Chang'e, this is really surprising, I was still waiting for my brother monkey to help me rescue you back, now I don't need his help, Sister Chang'e, do you know how much I Tian Peng misses you, In the days without you, I can't find the hope and goal of life, we have almost drunk this wine, and there is nothing interesting in your Guanghan Palace, let's pack up and go home......"!
Just when Tian Peng was talking with the beautiful woman in palace clothes, Sun Buxing, who had gathered enough energy, finally saw the other party's appearance clearly, but after seeing the appearance of this palace beauty, Sun Buxing immediately stayed there, what Sister Chang'e in this Tian Peng's mouth, in addition to the palace clothes on her body and the sideburns on her head are different from Xiao Min's dress in real life, this height and appearance, eyebrows, nose, eyes, mouth, etc., etc., etc., are all copies of Tian Peng's girlfriend Cheng Xiumin, If he is allowed to wear modern clothes, this is undoubtedly Xiao Min himself. It's just that the Xiao Min that Sun Buxing knows definitely doesn't have such a noble and cold suffocating elegance.
It seems that this Tian Peng recognized Chang'e, who looks like Xiao Min, as his girlfriend in reality, or maybe because Tian Peng is still unconscious, he directly mixed these two different characters and roles together, in short, now in Tian Peng's eyes, this Chang'e is Xiao Min, Xiao Min is Chang'e, these two people are his girlfriends anyway, and they are all his lovers who are infatuated with love. After hearing Tian Peng's drunken words, even if Sun Buxing didn't wake up, he couldn't help but secretly fall for his brother's infatuation in his heart and admire him. In the past, he had always been heartless when he saw Tian Peng, but he never thought that this Tian Peng was still a rare infatuation seed.
"Tianpeng, another six hundred years have passed, you have finally embarked on the path of cultivation again in this life, you and I can meet in this Moon Palace, it can be seen that your current divine consciousness power has finally reached the level where it can break through the immortal soul seal in the depths of your soul again, Chang'e is here to congratulate the marshal, please drink this cup, Chang'e is now just a fragment of memory hidden in the depths of your true spirit, not when the first heavenly court was shattered and the Moon Palace was destroyed, if it weren't for the marshal desperately protecting each other, I'm afraid that Chang'e can't even survive a fragment of a hopeless memory of rebirth now, speaking of which, Chang'e has not thanked the marshal here for his preservation, Chang'e is here to accompany the marshal to drink this cup as a token of gratitude, marshal, please ......"!
It's just that Tian Peng regarded people as Xiao Min, but then, the palace beauty who looked exactly like Xiao Min sitting opposite the man Peng actually raised her cup there and said a lot of strange words that Sun Buxing and Tian Peng were puzzled by. In the end, this sister Chang'e poured a full glass of wine for Tian Peng, and she also picked up a glass of white wine, and after saluting Tian Peng, she gently tilted her neck and drank the whole glass of wine.
You must know that the wine glasses placed by the two of them on the table are not the kind of wine cups that drink liquor, but the kind of big cups that drink beer.
Even in a dream, the strength of this liquor is still very violent, after a glass of wine, the face of this Chang'e sister, who was still cold just now, immediately appeared a flush, and the whole person also changed from the noble and cold fairy state just now, and suddenly became a flesh-and-blood beauty with the breath of fireworks in the world.
"Sister Chang'e, what are you talking about! Why don't I understand at all, what marshal, what heavenly court is broken, does it have anything to do with the two of us? I know that you are a fairy in the Moon Palace, so let's go back together, continue to be in our bureau, and accompany my brothers and sisters to do tasks together, and when the time comes, I will introduce them to you one by one, you can rest assured, with me, I promise that in this life, no one will dare to bully your ...... again"!
Tian Peng, although he looked drunk, but what he said moved the Chang'e sister opposite, perhaps because of the influence of his own excited mood, this Chang'e sister, who had been acting very ladylike there, finally showed a look of love there, and gently stretched out his right hand, so tightly held it with Tian Peng's left hand.
Good guys, what a mess this is! Dude, are you acting in a love blockbuster for your brother? These two people are really interesting enough, could it be that Tian Peng, this guy, has always regarded himself as the real generalissimo of Tianpeng in his heart? It shouldn't be! Tian Peng, didn't he hate them the most for calling him Zhu Bajie? How can this be a dream, and he actually replaced himself with Marshal Tianpeng, the predecessor of Cheng Zhu Bajie. It's just that you want to play the role of Marshal Tianpeng, are you so serious, why are you still wearing a casual shirt and jeans, brother, this is easy to play, okay?
After listening to the conversation, Sun is about to faint if he doesn't wake up, Tian Peng's product is too fun, what kind of bullshit spring dream is this! A little bit can play Marseille, and there is no place to say it, and there is even such a Tianpeng Moon Palace will be Chang'e, if this is filmed in reality, I am afraid that an audience will not have it. Alas, forget it, brother should let the system count it and see what kind of benefits can be reaped in this dream. Since this is where the Moon Palace in the Heavenly Court is located, there should still be some good things.
After eavesdropping on Tian Peng's two conversations for a while, Sun Buxing can be regarded as dead, and he no longer wants to see any jokes about Tian Peng, anyway, if he looks at it again, there will be no interesting topics, he still completes the goal he wants to achieve in this dream first.
"System, help me count, in this dream world, there are those exercises or artifacts that are worth stealing, since we are here, we can't waste such an opportunity to fall asleep, no, if there is really no good thing, I see that the axe used by Wu Gang outside to cut trees is good, well, even with that laurel tree, let's wrap him up and walk ...... together"!