Seeing that I didn't speak, Na Lang Gao walked up to me, pushed me, and said, "Brother Jiu, what do you think of my opinion?" ”

"No way!" I directly rejected his request and said, "Let's take a look at the situation first, and besides, God knows how credible the deceased's words are, I don't want to drive Chen Erbei away because of this matter." ”

"Brother Jiu!" Na Lang Gao seemed to be a little unwilling, "He's just a beggar, let's get him a job, it's already benevolent and righteous, there's no need to take it with you anymore." ”

I glanced at him, but I didn't speak, and I was very puzzled in my heart, this Lang Gao seemed to be very disgusted with Chen Erbei. Otherwise, with his temperament, it is impossible to want Chen Erbei to go again and again.

At this point, I didn't want to dwell on this issue anymore, so I took out my mobile phone and looked at the time, it was close to four o'clock, so I said to him: "Get the corpse ready first, and then talk about it later." In addition, I don't want to hear you say bad things about Chen Erbei again, he is really pitiful. ”

He sighed helplessly and said, "Brother Jiu, I hope you can remember today's words on your body, and don't be betrayed by your friends." ”

I hummed, said a word, and led him straight to the hall.

When we came to the hall, He Yuemin had already moved a table of eight immortals, placed behind the previous table, with a few simple dishes on the table, and a few villagers standing on the side, chatting in whispers.

Seeing us coming, He Yuemin smiled at me, nodded at Lang Gao, and asked, "Little doll, it's really okay, right?" ”

As soon as I heard this, I couldn't cry or laugh, He Yuemin asked several times, and then said to him, "Don't worry!" There will be no problem, it's just a corpse feast. ”

I said as I walked over to them.

As soon as I walked a few steps, Lang Gao pulled me and glanced at Chen Erbei again.

I understand what he means, he is not giving up, let me go and say something to Chen Erbei to let him leave.

In this regard, I directly chose to ignore it, walked to the edge of Chen Erbei, put one hand on his shoulder, and asked, "During the time I left, nothing happened in the hall, right?" ”

He shook his head and said no.

I hummed, and without saying anything more to him, I found a long wooden stool and placed it on the left side of the hall, and sat down, intending to wait for four o'clock to come.

When Lang Gao saw me sit down, he followed, sat next to me, and said, "Brother Jiu, you really don't plan to let him leave?" ”

I glared at him, "Don't talk about it anymore, the most important thing right now is to make a funeral." ”

"Okay!" He sighed helplessly, didn't speak again, and kept his eyes fixed on Chen Erbei.

Chen Erbei seemed to notice Lang Gao's eyes, glanced at him, and smiled at him again.

Seeing this situation, I really don't know what to say to Lang Gao, this Chen Erbei gives me a really good feeling, I really don't know why Lang Gao sees him as a thorn in the eye and a thorn in the flesh.

On this question, I always wanted to ask Lang Gao, but he never answered me, and it was not until later that he told me that it was because of Chen Erbei's that the urn would be broken.

For his answer, I'm really drunk, what a bad reason!

However, sometimes when I think about it, between people, it seems that this is really the case, only one thing is slightly off, and I will look at people with colored glasses. Na Lang Gao is just an ordinary man, so he naturally can't jump out of this rule.

After waiting for about ten minutes, He Yuemin finally prepared enough dishes, so he asked me: "Little doll, do you have any requirements for this meal?" ”

I pinched my fingers and said to him, "The two zodiac signs of the rat and the ox are in conflict with the deceased, and there is nothing wrong with the rest." ”

He hummed, turned his head to the group of villagers behind him and asked, "Are there any people with two zodiac signs?" ”

Those villagers, you look at me, I look at you, finally shook their heads and said, no.

Seeing this, I took out my phone and looked at the time, 3:45, 15 minutes before the corpse.

At that moment, I immediately stood up and walked towards Chen Erbei, "Erbei, before the funeral begins, you must stand at the door of the hall and wait for me to gesture to you before you can enter the hall." ”

As I spoke, I asked Lang to put a basin of water on the threshold of the hall, and asked He Yuemin to stand on the left side of the threshold with a kitchen knife.

After doing all this, I asked Chen Erbei to go out first, and I began to tinker with some things needed to feast on the corpses in the hall, first put the Taishi chair on the top of the first Eight Immortals table, and then prepared some yellow paper, put it on both sides of the Taishi chair, and then found two rice bowls, filled them with oil, salt, and vinegar, and then covered them with another empty bowl.

After doing this, I suddenly remembered that the corpse needs the five internal organs of the animal, that is, the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys, stomach, large intestine, small intestine, three cokes, bladder, and gall bladder, which means that the body of the deceased is reborn. According to the traditional rules, these things are best used on pigs.

However, in this situation, the funeral expenses are extremely limited, and it is obviously impossible to slaughter a pig. In desperation, I had to ask He Yuemin to find a chicken, weigh it, and then give him some money according to the local market.

Soon, He Yuemin got a big rooster over.

I took the chicken, without any hesitation, the fast chicken died, and then took out the internal organs of the chicken, used a medium-sized rice bowl, packed these things, and put them next to the photo of the deceased.

"Brother Jiu, what are you doing with these things?" Na Lang Gao walked over and wondered: "At the funeral, isn't it okay to put these bloody things?" ”

I smiled bitterly and said: "Normal funerals, seeing blood is the murder, and feasting corpses is auspicious to seeing blood, one is that the deceased has no body, these internal organs are considered to represent the deceased, and second, these things, after the ceremony begins, the 'corpse' is accompanied by oil, salt and vinegar, and swallowed." ”

As soon as these words came out, Na Lang Gao couldn't help but take a few steps back, looked at me incredulously, and said, "Sheng... Swallow it? ”

I hummed, ignored him, glanced at Chen Erbei, and asked, "Erbei, are you okay?" ”

Standing at the door, Chen Erbei did not answer my question directly, but first glanced at the internal organs on the table of the Eight Immortals, then hesitated for a while, and finally nodded.

Seeing this, I finally put my mind at ease.

Frankly, if I swallow it with oil, salt and vinegar along with my internal organs, I will feel sick to my stomach when I think about it. After all, it takes a lot of courage to eat these things raw, and if you ask yourself, I don't have the courage.

However, there is such a hard requirement for the corpse, and as the Eight Immortals, I am helpless.

At this moment, the mobile phone rang, and I took it out to see that it was an alarm clock, and the time was exactly 3:58, and there were only two minutes left before the corpse.