Jiang Nan: What should I do if my personality collapses?

What should I do if I collapse, what should I do, and why can I still live?

No, in fact, there is another trick, wouldn't it be nice to let other people's images disintegrate, the two of them will be together, be companions, and praise their wit.

Jiang Nan pushed the bathroom door open, squinting slightly, with a dangerous expression: "Ren Zitao!" ”

Ren Zitao was honestly washing the dishes, and looked back when he heard the words.

Jiang Nan swished out a lipstick from behind him, and pulled it out with both hands to reveal a bright red lipstick, she rounded her arms and drew a circle with lipstick in her hands.

Ren Zitao immediately threw away the dish towel, shook his head and refused while waving his hand: "You see that I have this image, can I still look like a person with red lips." ”

Jiang Nan simply stopped talking nonsense and went up directly to arrest people.

"Spare me, spare me," Ren Zitao jumped around the room: "I really hate wearing lipstick." ”

"No, I'll let you owe, I'll let you hide the paper, you come over to me."

The two of them were separated from the table, Ren Zitao grabbed the corner of the table and raised his neck: "I won't go over." ”

"Okay," Jiang Nan first pretended to run to the left, and then ran to the right extremely fast.

"You've got what it takes to catch me." Ren Zitao reacted faster, and jumped onto the sofa with a turn, not at all able to see that he was dragging his injured foot at this time, and ran to the bedroom on the sofa.

Jiang Nan was fooled, chased him and followed him into the house, into the house, there is a bed in the house, so can there be good?

Jiang Nan was pressed down, and he didn't forget to pedal and planer when he was down.

Ren Zitao suppressed it with two long legs: "Say you're wrong." ”

"Let go of me."

"Oh, don't say it's wrong, do you, dare to be stubborn?" Spanking Jiang man's fart. Share it.

Jiang Nan glared at him with a red face: "Oh, give you face?" ”

Ren Zitao was happy with compassion, and he waited for Jiang Nan to be fearless.

poured out a hand, Ren Zitao tore the little black dress on his body with a brush, and pounced on Jiang Nan with the two pigtails tied on his head, and a hungry wolf pounced, directly biting a red mark on Jiang Nan's neck......

It didn't take long for a word to come out of the bedroom: "Are you wrong?" ”

Jiang Nan's voice was crooked, and he said softly, "Wrong." ”

Ren Zitao's breath was unsteady and asked, "Do you like me bullying you?" ”

This time Jiang Nan didn't answer, she was sick and liked to be bullied.

Half an hour later, Ren Zitao buried himself in Jiang Nan's neck socket and said excitedly: "Say, say quickly, baby, man, say that you like me to bully you like this." ”

If you are bullied in this way, you like, "Well, I like it." ”

Ren Zitao is complete.

His body and mind are comfortable, and he has no worries.

took the initiative to pick up the lipstick left under the bed, and didn't look in the mirror to put a sausage mouth on himself: "Am I beautiful?" ”

Jiang Nan pulled his face and smiled and said, "Beautiful drops, beautiful drops." ”

Ren Zitao bumped into Jiang Nan with his forehead: "It's good if you like it." ”

More than just lipstick, he also:

put on pajamas for Jiang Nan;

Blowing Jiang Nan's hair, he tied it up clumsy after blowing, but he was not very satisfied, he said that he wanted to learn to braid the little girl;

Rub skin care lotion on Jiang Nan, and trace Jiang Nan's eyebrows and eyes with your fingertips while rubbing;

Wrapped his arm around Jiang Nan's shoulders and sent him to the living room, turned on the TV, kept asking Jiang Nan what he wanted to watch, and recommended a lot of classic movies.

Take the computer, open the computer and ask Jiang Nan for the campus network number, and change the usernames of the two of them, Jiang Nan's name is ten, and he changed his name to eight or nine.

Jiang Nan asked why it was called this?

Ren Zitao said: Eight or nine is not far from ten, eight or nine out of ten, you have me, I have you.

The love words came as soon as he opened his mouth, Jiang Nan was still in the aftertaste, he had already gone to the kitchen to prepare the fruit, washed and cut, and chatted with Jiang Nan very happily: "In the future, when you wash the grapes, you have to put half a spoonful of salt and two spoons of starch, and stir fifty times to wash it, don't be fooled, it's time to eat in your stomach, there are small insects in your stomach." ”

Jiang Nan looked at his back and said, "Why should I wash, isn't it you?" ”

Ren Zitao smiled: "Yes, let's not chatter, I'll just tell you, and bayberry, remember to soak it in a spoonful of salt for ten minutes, after soaking, you will know that it is very disgusting, and there will be small insects crawling out." ”

Jiang Nan is cold.

The man was still there and said, "But my grandmother told me that it's okay to eat it, people can eat bugs, bugs don't eat people, it can't bite your stomach." ”

Jiang Nan ended the topic with a grin: "This is excellent for grandma." ”

Ren Zitao brought the washed fruit over, and then went into the house and hugged the big bunch of snacks to Jiang Nan, knelt down on one knee and held a large handful of snacks and said, "Please pick the little baby." ”

Jiang Nan covered his mouth, pulled out a tissue and threw it down, Concubine Hua stepped up and said, "Let's knock." ”

"Wow."

"Boom?"

Ren Zitao was about to turn around and leave, but Jiang Nan stopped him again: "What are you doing, why did you take it." ”

"Aren't you done picking? Pick the tissues. ”

Jiang Nan angrily kicked him with his toes: "Shao Poor, what are you, cough, dismantle all the wrapping paper." ”

"What?" It took him a lot of effort to get it, and he tossed it twice.

"I'm lying on the couch, and you pour all this food on me, and I want to bury it in it. Since losing weight, I've been so bitter. ”

Ren Zitao: "......"

Ren Zitao was washing Jiang Nan's clothes in the bathroom, and from time to time he glanced at Jiang Nan buried in the snacks.

I found that the girl had a mouthful of canned yellow peaches, a mouthful of fruit soaked in yogurt, a mouthful of the ground, a mouthful of mouthfuls, if it was adjusted to a fast-forward state, the hands and mouth would have to be brushed upside down.

is not idle when her mouth is stuffed with food, holding the remote control in her hand, watching the movie God of Gamblers, when she saw the most classic shot of Chow Yun-sen, the girl actually sang with the TV with something in her mouth: "Dangdang, Dangdang, Dangdang, Dang, Dang, Dang!" ”

was thinking about whether to put the food off the sofa, the color of the sofa was too light, and he couldn't stand it if it was dirty, so he shouted: "Ren Zitao?" Oh no, bayberry juice has stained the sofa cushions. ”

Ren Zitao foamed his hands and rubbed Jiang Nan's little Nene, and shouted back with a very good attitude: "It's okay baby, I'll clean it up later, just don't rub your pajamas." ”

After shouting, I suddenly realized that I was a little too much of that, is it really good to be so used to it? Why didn't he even pause, according to common sense, he shouldn't have gone out and questioned how you were careless eating.

Alas, forget it, who let us be old men.

Ren Zitao finished washing the small inner room, and then sat on the small bench to brush Jiang Nan's little white shoes.

Jiang Nan ran over after watching the camera of the movie, and found that people had done so much work, and he was a little distressed, and he knew that she would ...... I knew that I would have to wait, she had a sore back and legs, so she relied on him.

Knocking on the door, he asked, "Hmph, how can you wash the clothes in this palace?" ”

"Mother, please let me wash it, I want to wash it for you every day."

"When are you going to finish washing?"

"What."

"Let's go out for a walk."

Ren Zitao: But he has a fixed job to be busy at night, forget it, turn off the mobile phone.

Half an hour later, Jiang Nan drove Ren Zitao's Land Rover and stopped at a barbecue stall on the street.

Ren Zitao smiled and saluted Jiang Nan with a cup of beer: "Come, small beer, relieve your heart, relieve your gluttony, relieve laziness, relieve your backache, and solve the small difficulties in life." ”

In fact, there is another sentence in my heart: If you drink some, it will be convenient for me to go back and untie my trousers.

However, after Jiang Nan ate twenty lamb skewers, he didn't go home, she said she wanted to see the night view.

Ren Zitao thought to himself: Looking at the night view? You're a great idea, and you're playing wild.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the suburban road scene, except for a circle of mosquitoes swaying under the dim street lamp, there is not even a ghost on the road.

At this time, the two people in the back seat of the car hugged each other, and their hearts were hot.

Ren Zitao hugged Jiang Nan's face and said, "Your eyes are so good-looking, but my eyes are even better, because I have you in my eyes." ”

After a while, the Land Rover was shaking.

It was faintly rumored that Jiang Nan said, "Ren Zitao, you didn't bring that." ”

Ren Zitao took it out of his trouser pocket: "I brought it." ”

"How do you go out and take it?"

"Because I'm always ready to die for love."

At the same time, Jiang Yuan Dateng sat up, and Su Yu rubbed his eyes and turned on the lamp: "What's wrong?" ”

Jiang Yuanda covered his heart and relieved for a long time: "I dreamed that my daughter fell from the bunk." ”