"Boss, I think I can explain." Shu Yi's voice sounded.

"Don't listen, don't listen, huh!" Sister Ahri said angrily: "What excuse can you find for this head!" You just did it on purpose!"

"Don't say that, boss, I'm - this is to prevent a fairy like you from getting blood on her hands!

A fairy like you who comes down from the sky, as long as you are happy, I will do such a thing as killing!

So, I'm - I'm here to help you! ”

God help me!

That's how you helped me, didn't you?

Phew!

"You have to- ahem." As she spoke, Sister Ahri suddenly coughed violently.

Shu Yi panicked.

This won't make this boss speechless.

"Boss, are you alright?"

Dozens of seconds later, Sister Ahri took a sip of a glass of water and breathed a long sigh of relief, "It's okay, it's just that my throat hurts a little, and I use my mouth too much at work." ”

"Sore throat? Mouth used too much? ”

Shu Yi: !!

Surprised.

What does this boss do?

Is it so scary?

"What do you think! I'm a salesman! "Sister Ahri really wants to kill this little brother.

He thought she was doing that kind of work that harmonized yin and yang?

Phew!

She's still a yellow flower girl - a big girl!

"I didn't think about anything, did I? I heard that your job needs to use your mouth, and I know that you should be doing sales, which requires mouth. Shu Yi asked curiously: "What does the boss think I said about your job?" ”

Sister Ahri really hates itchy, this hateful little brother!

No, now that he has the upper hand, she has to let him eat and eat!

"Baby, how old are you?"

“18——”

Hearing this number, Sister Ahri immediately said, "I said age! ”

"yes, I'm 18." Shu Yi asked: "Could it be that the boss thinks that 18 is the size of something else?" ”

Sister Ahri gritted her teeth when Shu Yi said this, took a deep breath, and said sweetly: "You are so small!" Don't lie to my sister~"

"I'm not small, 18CM without a head. How can a man be said to be small, you can't say that, boss. ”

"I said you're young!" Sister Ahri felt like she was going crazy.

This hateful stinky brother.

[God is 18 years old, and he is obviously an old man in his early twenties! Also 18? Phew! 】

[Wait!] An old man in his early twenties? Am I not an old man, too? 】

[Then what is my 30s? Grandpa? 】

[Then what is my 40s? Been dead for ten years? 】

[It's okay to be dead for ten years!] 】

After he went home, he bought a handful of Tiamat directly, and he didn't buy a small piece of warrior jungler because Tiamat cleared the line quickly!

Wouldn't it be nice to go to gank after fighting the wild monsters, catch people, and then 'help' clear a wave of troops?

Although in this version, the jungler has been weakened, and the economy is higher than that online, and you can only get a little bit of gold, but no matter how small the mosquito is, it is still meat.

4 dollars is not money, huh?

Shu Yi thought for a while and continued: "Boss, look for an opportunity to continue to engage in the middle lane." ”

The lower road has been crushed into shit at this point.

They're only level 3! He has been beaten by Dravine and Hammerstone to the point that he can only go under the tower.

And he was half-dead on the road, and it was very uncomfortable to be suppressed by Zhang Chenyi, of course, he was already very good if he didn't die.

And the opposite Zoe player has already jumped at this time, basically no surprise, his is not a nuclear bomb, it is a fart, it can only disgust people.

Shu Yi walked towards the six birds.

"Okay!" After Sister Ahri agreed, she thought about it and continued, "Are you a college student, baby?" ”

"yes."

"And how are you doing in college?"

Saying that, this specially 'college-how is life' broke off like this.

A batch of Sao.

Are they living well?

How does he know!

He, a man who has lived for 21 years and is a single dog, how did he know such a thing.

Wrong!

This is to ask about college life \ okay, where did he think of going!

After playing a game with this pig for a while, he was all taken away from his purity.

This is too much! Tea poisons the flowers of the future of the motherland!

"Baby, tell me quickly, how is your college life?"

"College life \ is still good." Shu Yi specially disconnected and said.

"So college students/good life, huh?" Sister Ahri laughed.

Shu Yi suddenly felt that even if this question was disconnected, it would be useless.

This kind of pig will still want to be crooked.

After thinking about it, Shu Yi asked rhetorically: "Boss, you're already at work, right?" ”

"yes?"

"Then I think it's better for us college students to be in your society, after all, you have read countless people, you have been experienced, and your life is much richer than that of us college students." Shu Yi said with a smile.

God has read countless people and has been experienced.

No, no, no, this little brother's ability to talk is a bit powerful.

Sister Ahri fell into deep contemplation.

What should I do?

Suddenly—

She didn't pay attention to a move and was slept by Zoe!

To ask which is the biggest pervert in Summoner Canyon? It must have been Zoe, who slept with someone else every day.

After Sister Ahri was put into a coma, she ran back desperately, but after running two steps, she only felt that her mind was in chaos, and there was a feeling of weakness in her body, and then she fell asleep in place.

At this time, the Zoe showed a successful smile, pulled a Q, and then slid onto Ahri, and suddenly, Ahri's health was lost by one-third.

What's more, a figure appears in the river!

Lu - the prince!

When he saw Ahri, he couldn't wait to pluck the hairs off her fox's tail one by one!

If she hadn't come to her aid just now, where would he have died!

As soon as the prince raised his hand, a flag fell from the sky, and the black and thick hard object stabbed into Ahri's body.

Then came a dragon charge.

The prince flew over like a swimming dragon.

Bang –

Ahri was picked off by the prince's spear, and after the prince picked up a flat A, her health was only half of it.

"Don't run, fight back!"

A voice pierced her head, and a bald head appeared again from the river.

Sister Ahri didn't panic for a moment - it was impossible.

After all, those two people had to kill her, so they scolded her to kill!

Did she kill them? Or did you just dance at their graves?

Why target her so much!

She felt the pressure she shouldn't have at this age.

After turning back and giving a charm, Zoe was tricked.

Shu Yi saw the opportunity and kicked Zoe with a Q.

With such a cute hero like Zoe, he can kick 3 meters away with one jio!

"Turn around, boss. I'll give you heads, really. "Although Shu Yi has high damage, one set directly beats Zoe half of his blood, but if he hits two, it's okay. After all, both of them are now unskilled.

Sister Ahri didn't believe Shu Yi's reply, this spicy chicken man would give her the head?

Pull it up!

Sister Ahri has a green tree in her heart.

No one gave it to her, so why should she help?

Thinking about it, Sister Ahri turned around and smashed a Q into Zoe's face.

A second later, Zoe died.

"The dream of 900 million young men (the blind monk) killed the night and became a father (Twilight Star Spirit)."

Shu Yi's head also came to 3.

Although there has been a green tree for a long time, why do you have the urge to hit someone when you see that the head is not your own?

That's right, and there is also a Lu - the prince!

Sister Ahri looked at the prince.

The prince suddenly felt a chill, and his four eyes were staring at him!

Three seconds later, the prince died tragically under the defense tower, is this behind the distortion of human nature, or the degradation of morality? Please watch Shu Yi's head-grabbing teaching in the "God-level Play" column.

After seeing Shu Yi kill again, Sister Ahri felt that her eyes were wet.

It's not crying, it's just that the fight was too intense, blowing the wind and wetting her eyes.

Really, she didn't cry.