191, touch Xiang? (2-in-1)
"Ernie sauce, how do you say the airdrop in Chinese?"
On a green meadow, two people were running towards the sun.
They are not here to pay tribute to their dead youth, but to chase the airdrop.
The airdrop fell on their heads, though.
But there is still a little distance from them.
So they have to run a little bit.
"Airdrop?" Shu Yi was stunned.
"Yes, yes." Etsuko Hanazawa nodded, "I want to learn Chinese for airdrops, and I'm a good student who likes to learn." β
Shu Yi felt that ordinary teachers might have an urge to kill her when they saw this student.
With such a student on the stall, who can withstand this!
Her way of learning Chinese is usually angry with teachers.
"The Chinese of the airdrop, let me think about it." Shu Yi fell into deep thought.
Although she really didn't want to teach her Chinese, since she said it, Shu Yi couldn't refuse.
But teaching seriously, Shu Yi doesn't feel much meaning.
She can't learn anyway...
And maybe give him some bells and whistles in Chinese.
So...
Shu Yi pondered for a moment before saying, "The Chinese of the airdrop is - dreams, read with me, mengxiang." β
Airdrop is indeed the dream of many gamers, because a game can not meet a few airdrops, and they dream of airdropping, so: airdrop = dream = no problem.
So Shu Yi didn't teach her indiscriminately.
He was right.
Hanazawa Yueeko thought for a while, opened her mouth and said, "Touch, Xiang, touch Xiang?" β
"Poof." Shu Yi almost died of laughter on the spot.
What a touch!
This girl really has a good idea.
Astound!
What makes a 16-year-old girl do such a thing!
Is it a distortion of human nature?
It's horrible!
"What are you laughing at? Ernie sauce. Etsuko Hanazawa was very puzzled.
Isn't it just to read Chinese again?
What is Ernie chan laughing at?
"Didn't laugh at anything." Shu Yi put away his smile and said, "It's just that what you said is a bit funny, so I laughed." β
"Why is it so funny?" Etsuko Hanazawa was very curious, "Did I read it wrong?" β
"No, no." Shu Yi shook his head, "You didn't read it wrong, you read it right." It's just a slightly weird pronunciation. β
"Oh? Touching? Is this pronunciation weird? After reading it again, Hanazawa Yueeko said.
Shu Yi held back a smile, "It's a little bit, but it doesn't affect it, congratulations, you have successfully learned the airdrop, and Hua Ze-chan is getting more and more powerful." β
Shu Yi felt that he was really bad.
But...
This was not his intention, she thought it was so, and Shu Yi felt that she couldn't correct it.
So... Just read it.
"That's it." Etsuko Hanazawa puffed up her chest at 90Β°, "I, Etsuko Hanazawa, have a talent for languages, as long as I want to, I will learn other languages quickly."
Although Chinese is the most difficult language in the world to learn, it is just a piece of cake for my genius Yueyuezi, and there is no difficulty at all.
If I want, I will be able to learn most of Chinese in a few days. β
The smile on the corner of Shu Yi's mouth was almost uncontrollable.
This girl is really shameless and genius? Little fools are about the same!
"Yes, yes, Hanazawa-chan is the most talented person I have ever met for language learning, I think under your high intelligence, learning Chinese is just a matter of minutes." Shu Yi had a 'yes, yes, yes, what you said is right' expression.
"Ernie sauce is cute again, and the things in front of us will be written off, and what do you want to eat later, just say, I'm in for a treat." Regarding Shu Yi's compliment, Hanazawa Yueeko reluctantly accepted it.
Eh, this woman is so good, it's easy for others to see.
No way.
Her kind of excellence can't be concealed, as long as she stands there quietly, she can feel it.
"Oh? Are you serious? Shu Yi raised his eyebrows.
If this young lady is really so generous, then he...
As if knowing what Shu Yi was going to say, Hanazawa Yueyuezi took out dozens of red ones from herself, "Come on, Ernie sauce, I have money, you can eat whatever you want, but you need to use this money to pay for it when the time comes." β
Stunned on the spot.
Shu Yi looked at the red money in her hand and was a little speechless.
It's not because there's too much money.
It's becauseβ
Although the money in her hand is 100 yuan, it is the kind of practice ticket that cannot be used.
It's the money used for accounting exercises.
She was deliberately playing tricks on him!
You can buy a hammer!
No, you can't use the money!
This stinky woman!
This is too spicy chicken, isn't it?
Shu Yi had an urge to beat her to death.
Why did he meet such a spicy chicken lady today!
"Where did you get this money?" Shu Yi rolled his eyes and said.
"Hey, hey, I saw my cousin's sister use this practice at home, and I thought it was fun, so I brought it." Etsuko Hanazawa said with a smile.
Seeing that Shu Yi was deflated, she was very happy.
Shu Yi felt that this girl needed to be strengthened.
Say okay and write off the previous things!
And then just treat him like that?
It's too much!
Women are really big pigs' trotters!
"Hehe, it's funny, I'll invite you to dinner later." Hanazawa Yueeko looked at Shu Yi and said, "Ernie sauce, you see how good I am to you." β
Shu Yi looked at her.
Full of doubts.
Wrong.
There's something wrong with that.
Something must be wrong.
Why is this spicy chicken lady suddenly so good to him?
If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!
"Ernie sauce, you see, I'm so good to you, so can you give me the contents of that airdrop?" Etsuko Hanazawa said with a smile.
Shu Yi understands.
No wonder.
If you can make such a sand sculpture young lady talk well, then there must be something that needs help.
"Do you think this is something that you can buy me for a meal?" Shu Yi said.
"Hmm~ Ernie sauce, people really want this airdrop, you can satisfy them~"
Hanazawa Yueeko grabbed Shu Yi's hand and directly began to be coquettish.
The voice was sweet and greasy.
If it was an ordinary man who met a girl like her who was so cute and had a good voice, where could she withstand it, and she would immediately disarm and surrender.
But, who is Shu Yi?
He is a man who has experienced countless young ladies and has a lot of experience.
What does this coquettish trick work for him?
Yes, somewhat useful.
was so grabbed by her arm that she shook it vigorously, Shu Yi's head was big.
"Stop, stop." Shu Yi said helplessly: "This airdrop is for you, please don't shake it again, I'm about to be stunned by you." β
"Hey, hey, Ernie sauce you're the best." Hanazawa Yueeko grinned, revealing extremely cute little tiger teeth, "If there is still a chance in the future, I will invite you to another meal, what do you want to eat at that time, just tell me, I will treat you, I will definitely satisfy you." β
"Oh?" Shu Yi asked in disbelief: "Really, whatever I eat?" Then I'm going to eat you poor. β
Etsuko Hanazawa nodded, "Yes, yes, whatever you want, you can eat whatever you want, even if it is the most expensive thing, I don't mind." β
This airdrop is too worthwhile, isn't it?
Shu Yi felt that it would be okay to give her all the supplies in the back.
It's not because I want Hanazawa Yueko to have a meal, it's just because he's a boy, and it's natural to make girls happy.
Looking at Shu Yi's happy expression, Hanazawa Yueyuezi grinned and smiled very weirdly.
She won't tell Shu Yi that after today, she will return to Japan.
So today is their last chance to meet, and after today, they won't have any chance to meet.
Then that meal is also impossible to eat.
Perfect.
The airdrop fell slowly.
Shu Yi's eyes lit up.
Finally waiting for you, fortunately I didn't give up, for this airdrop, they really waited for it.
"I'll seal the smoke bomb for you, you go pick it up, I'll help you set up a gun."
Men are all about acting on what they have said.
He said that by airdropping this to Etsuko Hanazawa, he was going to give her something.
"Okay, thank you Ernie sauce, I love you!" Etsuko Hanazawa said gratefully.
Under Shu Yi's hard work, under the teaching, the three words I love you are becoming more and more proficient in the mouth of Hanazawa Yueyuezi.
Shu Yi didn't dare to imagine that if one day Hanazawa Yueeko knew the Chinese meaning of these three words, she would kill him.
If you let her know that Shu Yi's name is not called Dad, it is estimated that... Then he should be able to prepare the coffin in advance.
Fortunately, this kind of thing will definitely not be known.
Smoke rises.
White smoke slowly enveloped the airdrop.
It is difficult to see what is going on inside.
"Go ahead, there's no one for now, but be careful, get your things and come back as soon as you get them, and then we'll run." Shu Yi lay behind the stones, looked at the surrounding situation and said.
You can't blame Shu Yi for being so careful, because the place where the empty surrender landed was on flat ground, and there was no cover.
It's easy to attack someone if they have one.
Of course β
Shu Yi is not panicked.
It's not him who licks the airdrop, so why should he panic?
If he doesn't keep Hanazawa Yueyue, then... I didn't keep it.
When the time comes, he will just try his best to avenge her.
"Okay." Hanazawa Yueeko happily ran out like a second dog.
Shu Yi looked around like an eagle falcon.
Although he thought so, Shu Yi would definitely not let this kind of thing happen.
With him there, there is Hanazawa Yueeko.
With him there, nothing can hurt Etsuko Hanazawa.
No one!
Bang!
The muffled sound of M24's gunfire rang in his ears.
Frightened Etsuko Hanazawa.
And then she was really taken aback.
"Anyijianmo uses M24 headshot to knock out xiangcaijixuxiaoba."
"Yikes! Someone! Etsuko Hanazawa looked at her fallen figure and was shocked.
"Climb behind the drop!" Shu Yi immediately said.
Bang!
A bullet burst through the air.
Etsuko Hanazawa was shot again.
But fortunately, she was very obedient, and after Shu Yi said it, she immediately crawled, so the bullet didn't hit her head, only her body.
If she was lying on her stomach and didn't move, then she would only be able to see Shu Yi's perspective.
Bang!
Another bullet hit.
A black bullet hole appeared on the ground where Etsuko Hanazawa was lying just now.
"Oni-chan, this..."Etsuko Hanazawa didn't know what the hell was going on.
"This is a fairy." Shu Yi squinted his eyes and said coldly: "Why is it such a disgusting thing again!" β
This must be a fairy.
Headshots in smoke grenades, and more than once, what is this not a fairy?
Excessively!
"So what do we do? Isn't it time for the next one? Hanazawa Yueeko looked very uncomfortable.
There is no way to do this kind of thing like a fairy...
Basically, you have to kneel when you encounter it.
The air fell silent.
Shu Yi saw that not far away, a person appeared directly on the land, not even looking for the bunker, and directly revealed his figure.
Not afraid.
Indeed, there is nothing to be afraid of an immortal like him.
There's perspective, and possibly locks.
How does this work?
"Little brother... What are we going to do..."The silence made Etsuko Hanazawa feel even more uneasy.
Her health was slowly falling.
"Hanazawa-chan, do you like watching anime?" Shu Yi asked.
"I like it." Although I don't know what Shu Yi is asking about now, he still replied.
"Then do you know a sentence in the anime?" Shu Yi said coldly: "Even if it's a god, I'll kill you."
He's just a god, not a god! I don't necessarily don't have a chance! β
"Ernie sauce is amazing! Come on, Ernie sauce! I'm sure you'll be able to kill him! This time, Etsuko Hanazawa said sincerely.
"I'm pretending, but I'm not really sure I'm going to kill him." Shu Yi said with a smile.
After all, he was facing an immortal.
"I do my best." After finishing speaking, Shu Yi's expression directly entered the most serious state.
The air is quiet.
Hanazawa Yueeko knew that Shu Yi was going to fight fiercely, so she didn't bother him.
Take two deep breaths.
Shu Yi opened his eyes.
Now he's in the best shape he can be.
There was no way, he only had one chance to shoot, and if he was shot in the head, then their game was over.
There is only one chance left for Shu Yi.
He had to cherish it.
Outcrop.
Dodge!
Bang!
The moment he showed his head, the gun in the hand of the fairy brother opposite came out.
The position of the bullet was exactly where his head was.
This is the big brother of perspective + lock.
It's scary.
But, he also has to fight!
Although Shu Yi just stuck out his head just now, he had already roughly calculated the position of the guy opposite.
There is no way, that force is too arrogant.
He stood still and didn't move.
Shu Yi continued.
Stick your head out.
Blind Snipe!
Bang!
98k bursts out a bullet.
Bang!
The opposite M24 also ejected a bullet.
Bang bang!
Both bullets ultimately missed anyone.
Shu Yi just gave it a try.
He didn't expect to actually hit that player this time.
But next time I can't guarantee it.
"This time, he's dead." Shu Yi said.
Yueko Hanazawa turned her head and looked at Shu Yi suspiciously.
I saw him, squeezing the mouse and pressing the keyboard with his left hand.
The expression is serious to the extreme!
Instantaneousβ
Shu Yi immediately pressed the keyboard.
The figure he controls is a shadow that usually appears from behind the stone.
At the same time, the right hand is quickly opened.
Aiming is not aimed at the general straight out.
Instant Snipe!
Bang bang!
Both bullets are essentially fired at the same time.
The two bullets in the air glanced at each other and passed by.
Then he continued to fly out.
Bang!
Shu Yi's body suddenly burst into blood.
Smile at the other side.
The player also talked to him...
He was suddenly stunned.
"19yixiansheng killed you with a 98k headshot."
He stared at his screen and froze.
And Shu Yi in the distance stood in place, without any problem.
Didn't die.
He was killed first.
So his attack was not judged successful.
He, defeated.