Chapter 1297: It's not good to be a teacher
Kamechitose summoned a waiting maid, left behind a set of clothes and a look you know, and left.
Zhou Fengchen put Weiyang down, hugged the bed in the back room and covered the quilt, and then sat dryly, pondering a strategy.
After a while, the Yuanzhi monk woke up and shouted, and Zhou Fengchen had no choice but to tell what had just happened.
The Yuanzhi monk didn't dare to have a little disrespect for the demon king, mainly afraid of death, coughed dryly, sat aside, and stared at the maid who was waiting.
Zhou Fengchen patted the clothes left by Turtle Chitose at this time and asked, "Yuan Zhi, what do you say I look like?"
Monk Yuanzhi was stunned for a moment, "It's very common!" Anyway, I think the men are all the same, and the women can be analyzed with you. β
After speaking, he continued to look at the maid, "Sister, how old are you, where do you live?" β
The maid really doesn't look good, her mouth is too big, her face is too round, but there is a kind of taste that ordinary women don't have, she grinned when she heard the words, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, "I'm three hundred and twenty-one years old, I used to live in Suyahu Lake in Henan, and it was my ancestor Turtle Chitose who brought me out!" Hey, hey, hey. β
Okay! A mouthful of Henan dialect, but also shook out the bottom of the turtle Chitose, it turned out that the old turtle was a Henan turtle, no wonder the Henan dialect was so smooth!
Monk Yuanzhi swallowed his saliva, probably feeling that he couldn't accept a very earthy turtle girl, so he simply looked at Zhou Fengchen, "What's that...... Brother, I heard that you are going to show a beautiful man's trick? β
Zhou Fengchen was very embarrassed, "What a beautiful man is not a beautiful man, the old turtle doesn't know what to think, it's really naΓ―ve!" β
Monk Yuanzhi rubbed his nose, "If you find it inconvenient, I'll go!" β
"You? Beautiful men? Zhou Fengchen stared at Monk Yuanzhi up and down, with a big belly, thick lips, small slitted eyes, and leaky teeth, it was really enough to choke.
Yuan Zhi monk smacked his lips, "Na! How can this dragon's aesthetic be the same as that of a human? Maybe I'm going to be a hit? Who can say such a thing as feelings! What's more, I'm more experienced than you! β
"That's right! You've had experience, you've played with trees, butterflies, pigs, air, and ghosts! β
Zhou Fengchen said as he put on the ancient clothes left by Gui Chitose, and took a picture of the bronze mirror next to him, well, the wide-sleeved Confucian shirt and the hat are not bad.
"Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned!" Monk Yuanzhi looked embarrassed, stared at Zhou Fengchen, his eyes lit up, and he got up to help him tidy up, "Not bad!" It just fits, the Tang Dynasty is a handsome son, the old turtle is quite good at jumping clothes! β
Zhou Fengchen shook his hand, "It's okay, huh?" β
The Yuan Zhi monk and the maid watching next to him said in unison: "Okay!"
Zhou Fengchen coughed, "Then I'll go!" You stay and take care of Weiyang, that girl, remember to cook, don't let Weiyang go hungry! β
Monk Yuanzhi waved his hand, "Go, go, eat in the bowl and look at the pot!" β
"Hammer!" Zhou Fengchen scolded and walked out of the door.
There is no day and night at the bottom of the sea, and I don't know when it is, but the crystal palace has been as bright as day, surrounded by jewels, bubbles, seaweed is not undulating and fluttering, palaces, pavilions, look quite charming.
Zhou Fengchen walked around and took a look, turning around and around, the fish and shrimp guards and maids along the way were surprised, but none of them dared to come forward to ask.
After walking around like this for a while, Zhou Fengchen suddenly realized that he was finished, he forgot to ask where the dragon girl lived, looked around, and walked to a row of maids, "Hey, excuse me!" β
"Hehehe......" A group of maids ran away with a grin, ignoring them at all.
Zhou Fengchen smashed his mouth, turned his head to look around, and saw a group of fish and shrimp guards passing by, beckoning over, but before he could get closer, a group of fish and shrimp "swished" and disappeared, and he didn't know what to do with the guards.
Zhou Fengchen was stunned for a while, and suddenly had a lot of doubts about this matter itself, it was too boring!
I looked around and saw a flower pond next to it, and there were two things similar to toads squatting on the lotus root leaves in the pool, so I simply walked over and squatted down to watch.
The two toads didn't know what they were, and they were still upright when they fought, as if they were boxing, and he was suddenly interested and watched with relish.
However, at this time, a figure suddenly appeared next to him, smashing two fists against the two "toads", and running away with one in his mouth.
Zhou Fengchen was stunned for a moment, looked at the shadow, and found that it was a cat with two pairs of ears, long horns, and two tails, and couldn't help but be furious: "MLGB, Lao Tzu's Tyson also dares to rob it, I'll kill you!"
Sa Yazi followed and chased, although the cat is not ordinary, but where can he outrun his dignified Taoist real person? After turning a few palaces, he was pinched by the neck, and took off the "toad" in his mouth to see that he was already dead, and he was angry enough, and slapped it over, "I made you arrogant!" β
The strange cat screamed miserably, trying to scratch and bite him, but was pinched by his hand, and his whole body was weak.
Zhou Fengchen couldn't enjoy it, so he turned over and played at his little brother, "I'll make you arrogant!" β
The game was enjoying itself, and suddenly there was an angry shout behind him, "Where did the living people come from?" It's too much! β
Zhou Fengchen was stunned for a moment, and looked back, okay! I don't know when a group of people came behind him, seventeen or eighteen, men, women and children, and the little dragon girl Ao was also among them, the eyes were not the eyes, the nose was not the nose.
Without exception, these people have horns on both sides of their foreheads, presumably all of them are dragons, and the one who speaks is a woman in the middle who looks in her forties, with a graceful and luxurious temperament but also a virtuous and beautiful woman.
"Uh......" Zhou Fengchen panicked, this is still a fart beautiful man's trick, and thought about it, "I'm ...... It's a visit to relatives! β
The middle-aged woman asked, "Oh? What relatives to go? β
Zhou Fengchen coughed and began to talk nonsense, "Well, in fact, I am a descendant of a friend of King Jiao who was in the world back then, and I heard that King Jiao came back, so I came to visit a relative." β
There is nothing wrong with what he said, Dad and King Jiao definitely know each other.
A group of people are collectively confused, and there is still this statement? King Jiao can't confront him when he's not at home.
Ao pouted and suddenly said, "Aren't you invited by Uncle Turtle?"
I didn't even puncture it!
Forget about this stubble! Zhou Fengchen's head turned sharply, "Haha, I and Gui Chitose are also old acquaintances, so I will come to see him by the way this time!" β
A group of people was noncommittal.
Ao tilted his heart with a cold face, "Don't you put my Ah Miao down?" β
Zhou Fengchen hurriedly let go, and the strange cat suddenly got into Ao Tingxin's arms, screaming, as if he had been wronged.
The middle-aged woman said at this time: "Since it is the king, no one will report it, it's really rude, please enter the apse and let the old woman entertain one or two!"
Zhou Fengchen couldn't refuse, and nodded, "Hmm!" Yes! β
"Please!"
A group of people took Zhou Fengchen along the path for a while, and then entered a palace, Zhou Fengchen looked at it for a while, and he was almost blinded, and the ground was full of gold, jewelry, coral agate, and jadeite.
No wonder people say that Dragon Palace is rich, it's just rich!
The family didn't think that it might just be a dispensable ornament, and then they would have a banquet if they didn't agree.
Soon the maids came in with wine and food.
Zhou Fengchen is not polite, drinking wine, eating side dishes, what beautiful men plan or not, eat and drink enough first.
The middle-aged woman introduced that this group of people were all descendants of King Jiao, what little wives, concubines, concubines, granddaughters, grandsons, etc.
When he was done, he asked Zhou Fengchen, "Look at the fact that you can go down to the bottom of the sea, I'm afraid that you are a person with advanced Taoism, and I don't know your surname?" β
Zhou Fengchen was angry, "Under Mao Wenlong!" β
I don't know if Mao Wenlong will be angry if he knows that Zhou Fengchen is making fun of him.
The middle-aged woman smiled, "Xiao Mao, eat quickly!" β
followed by another chatter of eating, drinking, and chatting, Zhou Fengchen looked around and saw that the little dragon girl Ao was not there, shook his head, and didn't take it seriously, he cheated on a meal, and after explaining that he lived in Gui Chitose's house, he said goodbye and left.
As soon as he left the main hall and was about to flash people, a scolding came from not far away, "You liar, you are really daring!" β
(End of chapter)