Chapter 12: God Shows Loyalty
"Bell Bell Bell ......" class bell rings again, this is an English class, the class teacher's class!
"It's class again! Alas, I didn't even go to the toilet when I watched the super super videos of Bodhi Tree and Xiamen! Ke Xiaoqiang said.
"I've got a rope, lend it to you to tie the faucet!" Ye Fan said. 、
"Roll the calves!" Ke Xiaoqiang said.
"Ke Xiaoqiang, you go back to your seat, turn on your phone, and enter the Glory of Kings!" Ye Fan said.
"Look, you don't know that this class is from the head teacher, you want to kill me!" Ke Xiaoqiang said.
"Look at my account!"
"Look at the, I read your account the day before yesterday!" Ke Xiaoqiang said.
"No, you obviously looked at my account two months ago, don't you remember?" Ye Fan said, this sentence is plain, but the power of the Heavenly Dao is only an illusion, and it will not have any bad impact on Ke Xiaoqiang.
Ye Fan really didn't dare to tell him that he could change the game's record at will, if he said it, Ke Xiaoqiang's big mouth would not be spread everywhere, it would not be the end!
So Ye Fan asked Ke Xiaoqiang about when he had watched Ye Fan's results, and the time became two months ago.
"Nonsense, how could I not remember, I watched it two months ago, the scum with a 37% win rate!" Ke Xiaoqiang said.
"Made! You remember the 37% win rate so clearly! Ye Fan couldn't cry or laugh, he originally wanted to change Ke Xiaoqiang's memory about the 37% win rate, but after thinking about it, forget it, two months should be enough to make the record beautiful!
After a while, the head teacher came in with a thick English tutorial and started the noisy English class!
The homeroom teacher analyzes grammar and what \\that on the blackboard...... Suddenly, a high-pitched voice sounded in the classroom.
The owner of this voice is none other than Ke Xiaoqiang!
Ke Xiaoqiang entered the glory of the king in the drawer in class, clicked on Ye Fan's record, and found a big thing! That is the super loud worship in the mouths of the classmates, Li BaiTM, the first in the national uniform, turned out to be his classmate - Ye Fan; And it was Ye Fan who opened the black together, this discovery made Ke Xiaoqiang feel like a chrysanthemum was being smeared with soap by countless people, and he couldn't help screaming!
This scream made Ke Xiaoqiang scolded by the head teacher, not because Ke Xiaoqiang's scream interrupted the class teacher's class speed, but because this scream almost scared the head teacher out of a heart attack! Sitting on the ground with a straight wilted ass.
In the end, it is conceivable that Ke Xiaoqiang was punished by the head teacher for standing, and invited his parents to come to the school in the afternoon, this result made Ke Xiaoqiang look at Ye Fan with a resentful look!
"You said you were going to worship me!" Ye Fan said softly to Ke Xiaoqiang, who was standing behind him.
"I'm going to bite you to death first, and then I'm going to worship you! @-@" Ke Xiaoqiang said.
Soon, the bell rang for the end of school, and Ye Fan packed his things and went home, ready to ask for leave in the afternoon! As for poor Ke Xiaoqiang, he has been taken to the office by the head teacher, and he is not allowed to eat, waiting for his parents to bring him over!
What awaits him will be the scolding of his parents and a 5,000-word review book!
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Compared with Ye Fan, Ye Fan was happy, Xia Yuyan was half squatting and bending slightly, and was helped to slowly leave the classroom step by step, Ye Fan gently sniffed Xia Yuyan's fragrant three thousand green silks, some green silks even floated around smartly, gently helped Ye Fan's cheeks, and floated over Ye Fan's lips for a while.
The only pity is that the quality of the school uniform is very good, tightly clinging to Xia Yuyan's neck, not allowing Ye Fan to take advantage of it at all, and he can't see the vast waves inside without a trace, which makes Ye Fan almost want to let the Heavenly Dao Law help a little and open a little gap.
"Stop! You toad quickly let go of Xia Yuyan, she is not a goddess who can touch garbage like you! "The person who spoke was Wang Qili, a gangster who bullied men and women in the school, I heard that he usually has a relationship with the underworld outside the school, and he can call people from the outside, and he has not bullied his classmates in the school, of course, Ye Fan has been bullied before!
Ye Fan squinted and looked at Wang Qili with a few brothers in front of him and Xia Yuyan, Wang Qili is a person, Ye Fan is familiar with it, Ye Fan was once also charged by him for protection, Ye Fan was too weak at that time to have the courage to resist, now Ye Fan is no longer the weak student, but a terrible Hades, originally planned to hang Wang Qili for a period of time and make trouble for him, but now it's good, he actually sent it to the door himself!
"Which onion and garlic are you, don't you have long eyes, didn't you see that it was Xia Yuyan who was supporting me!" Ye Fan said.
"Boy! How dare you despise me for being a shallot? Don't have long eyes? Boy, I remember that you asked me every day to pay protection money, and it was you who told me to protect you from being bullied! Boy, are you blinded by eye feces, see clearly, I'm Wang Qili!! Wang Qili pointed to himself and said.
"I don't know! How could I have to pay protection money for protection, did you recognize the wrong person! Are you blind? "Ye Fan will definitely not admit that the dignified Heavenly Dao of the Universe Desolation has once asked someone to pay protection money, and it is estimated that if he says it, he will crawl out of the coffin of the previous generation of Heavenly Dao Chaos and kill Ye Fan. (Of course, there must be no coffin!) )
"Boss, obviously this Ye Fan wants to show manhood in front of Xia Yuyan, why don't you go up and beat him directly!" A younger brother beside Wang Qili said.
Wang Qili's face was very ugly, and he now believed what his younger brother said, this Ye Fan deliberately wanted to show himself well in front of Xia Yuyan, but Wang Qili also wanted to show a very strong big brother's spirit in front of Xia Yuyan, so that Xia Yuyan could see his very MAN side!
However, the result was unexpected, Ye Fan, who was forced to pay protection money, was stubborn in front of him today! Gritting his teeth with hatred in his heart, he nodded at his little brother and said, "Unloaded his two legs!" Throw it into the ditch! ”
"Waste Ye Fan, pretending to be a man also has to have capital, and it depends on who you are in front of, you dare to scold our brother Li, wait a minute, don't beg for mercy!" The younger brother said.
"Watch your step, you'll fall! With so many words, you will lose a few front teeth! Ye Fan said.
"I'm grass! Ahh It hurts me to death, Mom, my ...... It's mine...... My tooth is out! As soon as Ye Fan finished speaking, this fierce little brother who was about to rush over was really exactly what Ye Fan said, fell to the ground, and then knocked out a few teeth! Bloody! Now I'm covering my mouth and looking for teeth all over the floor to see if I can get it back and go to the hospital to make it up!
"So careless! I've got you covered! Ye Fan said.
"Classmate Ye Fan, how do you know that he will fall, and he will knock out a few front teeth?" Xia Yuyan looked at the classmate who was covering her mouth and crying in pain in shock, and then looked back at Ye Fan beside her, staring at Ye Fan with a pair of dark eyes!
"I guessed!" Ye Fan said.
"Classmate Ye Fan, tell me, why did you guess so accurately?" Xia Yuyan looked at Ye Fan, and always felt that the feeling that this classmate gave her was very close and mysterious!
"Because I'm handsome, so handsome that God falls in love with me!" Ye Fan said.
"Pull it down, God loves you, and you are not God's illegitimate child!" Xia Yuyan said.
Ye Fan rolled his eyes, does God dare to eat my tofu? Dare to take advantage of me?!
"Nonsense, I'm God's father! God, tell me, am I right? Ye Fan said to the sky.
The whole refreshing sky after the rain really echoed Ye Fan's inquiry, and the black and white flashed twice, as if it was 2 seconds from day to night in an instant.
"Ye Fan, was the sky dark for 2 seconds just now?" Xia Yuyan looked at the clear sky with a stunned face.
"Really?" Ye Fan shook his head and said with a shrug.
"Yes, just after you finished speaking, you are God's father, and the sky suddenly went dark for 2 seconds! Oh my God, what's going on!! Xia Yuyan asked in surprise.
"I don't know!" Ye Fan definitely refused to answer Xia Yuyan's inquiry, could it be told to her that all this is because of you, you dare to say that I am God's illegitimate son, God is afraid that I will take it, the sky is dark for 2 seconds, and it is used to show loyalty to Ye Fan!
(Postscript: It was because of Ye Fan's inquiry that the sunny sky suddenly darkened for 2 seconds, and this spectacle was recorded by astronomers as the first spectacle recorded in thousands of years!) Similarly, it was also photographed and recorded by some netizens' mobile phones, known as the precursor of the end of the world! Of course, these are all postscripts, and Ye Fan, who is the party concerned, doesn't know that he just asked God, which caused an earth-shattering discovery by astronomers and netizens! )
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