Chapter 216: Aliens and Robots
TBBT Apartments.
Rooftop rooftop.
After wearing goggles and observing the laser signal reflected back from the moon on the computer, when Zach asks more stupid questions, Penny can't stand it anymore and pulls Zach away.
Everyone put the equipment away and put it back in the apartment, Leonard was sullen on the couch, and Howard and Rajesh complained for a while when they saw that Sheldon had gone back to the bedroom without moving anything.
Rajesh suddenly had an idea: "Do you know anything more interesting?"
"What?"
Howard said casually.
"Find Sheldon a girlfriend on Amate.com. ”
Rajesh grinned.
"You're kidding, right?"
Howard complained: "With Sheldon's case, how can you find a matching girlfriend, have you forgotten that we speculated on Sheldon's breeding method in the future?"
"Are you talking about Sheldon eating too much Thai food, and one day, suddenly mitosis splits into two identical Sheldons?"
Rajesh smiled: "Although your speculation is very reasonable, but we can do it as an experiment, think about it, so many people are looking for traces of aliens, and we can just upload Sheldon's information to the True Love Network, we can wait for the rabbit, how interesting, isn't it?"
"That's just as well. ”
Howard's eyes lit up, and the two good friends started to operate on the computer.
Late at night.
Knock knock.
"It's coming. ”
The knock on the door woke Leonard, and when Leonard opened the door, he saw Penny leaning against the door drunkenly, pointing at him and scolding, "You bastard, Zach is a very good boyfriend, and you ruined him!"
"What's my business?"
Leonard retorted.
"Because I wouldn't have thought him stupid before!"
Penny had a headache, "And now he's so stupid, he thinks you're going to blow up the moon, and thinking about it, even if he has great skills, he can't make me happy." ”
“......”
The corners of Leonard's mouth twitched, not knowing whether to laugh or be annoyed.
"You ruined my ability to tolerate SB. ”
Penny started to get drunk, pulled Leonard and walked to the bedroom, met Sheldon who came out with his eyes rubbed, and reminded domineeringly: "Put on your noise-canceling headphones, it's going to be noisy tonight~"
The next morning.
Penny sobers up and sneaks away.
Thinking that they were going to get back together, Leonard came to the next door and saw Penny put on a waitress uniform and prepared to go to work, so he followed her downstairs and invited Penny on a date, but unfortunately Penny refused.
"Listen, last night was a mistake, I drank too much, let's just act like nothing happened, okay?"
"Not good. ”
Leonard pouted, "The whole thing has been engraved in my mind, especially the riding show~"
“oh,god!”
Penny hides her face and flees in shame.
"That's it?"
Leonard shouted at Penny's departing back, "You don't recognize anyone when you put your pants on?!"
Speaking of this, almost with a roar.
Squeak.
The door opened, and the tenants downstairs walked out, looked at Leonard, who was immediately silent, and said with a smile: "Morning, Leonard, maybe I should say 'drive'~"
At this point, it was Leonard's turn to flee in shame.
California Polytechnic University.
Faculty cafeteria.
"Good boy, you've got you!"
Howard patted Leonard on the shoulder and smiled lewdly: "Drive~drive~drive~"
"Huh. ”
Owen smiled: "I think Leonard's voice should be 'hiss~hiss~hiss~'? after all, we all know that Penny is a cowgirl from Omaha~"
"Hahaha. ”
The crowd burst out laughing.
"You all know?"
Leonard said curtly.
"A little bird told us that. ”
Owen gestured to Sheldon with his eyes.
Sheldon sat there a little dazed, in poor spirits, obviously last night's noise-canceling headphones didn't have much of a defense against the sound of the next door.
"Actually, I'm more curious about one thing. ”
Howard frowned and said, "Sheldon, this little bird, has it really been a little bird all night after listening to the strategy, galloping, and soaring?"
"Good question!"
Rajesh also looked at him with a lewd face.
"Actually, it's possible. ”
Owen quipped: "I'm not targeting everyone present, in fact, except for me, no one can strategize, gallop, and soar all night, so in last night's incident, Leonard was more of a persistent man who was repeatedly defeated, and there must have been a lot of rest in between, otherwise with Leonard's small body, where would he deal with the cowgirl from Omaha~"
“......”
The corners of Leonard's lips twitched in unison, and they glanced at each other, all of them feeling concerned.
"I'll go first. ”
Leonard stood up and said.
"Where are you going?"
Howard wondered.
"Penny uses me as a tool for venting, and I can do what she can do. ”
Leonard said angrily: "Anyway, it's normal to find a friend you haven't seen for a long time, and then applaud in entertainment!"
"Didn't he go to Leslie?"
Howard hesitated.
"Is there anyone else but Leslie? Leonard can't go to the Northern Empire to find Joyce?? Kim, huh?"
Owen smiled playfully, "But he must have been bored with himself." ”
“yeah~”
The corners of Howard's mouth were bitter, and he muttered with concern: "This trick will definitely not work, I have tried it a long time ago, of course I mean before I get back together with Bernadette~."
It's been almost 18 months since Leonard and Leslie broke up, and they haven't seen each other during that time, so it's impossible to make it out!"
"None of that matters. ”
Owen said bluntly: "The key is that it was Leslie who dumped you in the first place, not you who dumped Leslie!"
“so?”
Howard exclaimed unhappily.
"So, you don't have much place in her heart. ”
Owen smiled: "If you change to a man who dumped her, you can try it, don't say that you haven't seen her for 18 months, or if you haven't seen you for 180 months, and then meet again, as long as you are willing to work hard, you can also do scientific experiments again." ”
“......”
Howard was speechless, got up and said: "I'm also leaving, the laboratory has been busy recently, and the manipulator I developed will soon have a new breakthrough, and when the time comes, I'll show you what a magical manipulator is!"
"I'm going to the office too. ”
Rajesh got up and muttered, "Netflix has recently been able to download movies on the client, and some of them have watched it now~"
When Owen heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he complained in his heart, the dignified Indian Iron Man, a young astrophysicist at Caltech, turned out to be a person who made a living with a salary.
During work hours, in addition to receiving and receiving emails, sending and sending emails, updating Facebook pages, engaging in wiki entries, and now it has developed to the point of going to work and watching movies, and this kind of discrimination is simply to the point of madness......
。 m.