Chapter 236: Shocked! Qingluan's father is a rooster!
Lu Tianyi turned around, walked to the black bear corpse speechlessly, looked up at Qing, and spit out two words: "Silly dick"
Then he took out the golden knife and slashed off the black bear's leg along the spot that Qing had just grasped.
"Grab the meat, let's go in"
Putting away the golden knife, Lu Tianyi took the four bear paws and walked inside again.
Qing hurriedly pecked the black bear's leg and threw it onto the firewood on his back, and then followed Lu Tianyi inside.
On the way, Qing asked, "Big brother, what is a stupid dick?"
"It's the meaning of a stupid bird"
"I'm not stupid," Qing hurriedly retorted.
"You're really not stupid, you're just stupid"
Ao: ""
I'm obviously handsome and smart, okay, are you blind?
Of course, it only dared to think about it in its heart, and if it said it, it said that it had not lived enough.
"Big brother, then why is the dick a bird?"
Lv Tianyi: Σ°°_
How do you ask me to answer this
Do you want me to take off my pants and explain it to you?
"You don't care about this, you just know what it means anyway"
Entering the innermost part of the cave, Lu Tianyi glanced around, and immediately saw the pool of Qingshuo.
The pool is stuck in a stone wall one meter above the ground, and water is constantly seeping out of the stone wall, like a sink in a bathroom.
"This black bear demon is quite good at enjoying it."
Holding the bear's paw, Lu Tianyi walked to the pool, only to find that there were many claw marks inside the pool. It is clear that this pool was deliberately caught, and it is not necessary to guess that the black bear did it.
"No wonder you want to make a nest here"
"Silly bird, bring the leg meat and wash it and roast it."
After an hour, under Qing and Bai's anxiously waiting gaze, the bear's paw was finally roasted.
"Go, call Lili and Guo Jing in"
"Okay" Qing responded, turned his head towards the passage and shouted, "Sister Lili, it's time to eat"
A sharp voice suddenly sounded in the cave, and Lu Tianyi's ears were buzzing.
Lu Tianyi: ""
Sure enough, it's a stupid dick
The kind that can't be cured
Soon, I saw Lili and Guo Jing walking over with a large pile of gems in their clothes.
"Are you digging so much?"
"These gems are so beautiful, I can't hold back for a while," Lili was a little embarrassed.
Lu Tianyi didn't say much, turned around and handed the bear skin that was placed aside to Lili, "Use this to pack up the gem." ”
"Brother Lu, don't say it, your barbecue skills are not bad" Guo Jing took a bite of the bear's paw and admired.
"It's okay," Lu Tianyi smiled: "I like to eat, so I know a little bit about cooking." ”
"But then again, this bear's paw is worthy of the meat of a demon beast, not only does it not have the smell of ordinary bear's paws, but it also has a fragrant smell." Guo Jing said.
"You've actually eaten bear's paws," Lu Tianyi looked at Guo Jing in surprise.
"Well, before eating in Changbai Mountain, my master killed a black blind man who hurt people and ate bear paws. But the bear was just an ordinary beast, and it wasn't tasty at all. ”
Looking at Lili's pile of gems, her blue eyelids jumped, and the meat in her hands lost her taste. It knew that this thing would be its own life tomorrow.
"Sister Lili"
"What?"
"If you don't pack a little less gems, I won't be able to fly tomorrow," Qing said tentatively.
"No, I want all of that." Lili refused without hesitation.
"What to lose, these can be sold for money," Lu Tianyi said.
Hearing this, Qing's face collapsed, and the bear meat in his hand felt tasteless, and he looked bitter.
"Okay, it's a big deal, tomorrow we will catch a big demon beast as a coolie, and help you share the general line," Lu Tianyi said.
Hearing this, Qing instantly became happy, "Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother"
Then, Qing picked up the big bear leg with his wings, and took a bite of meat, quite excited.
"By the way, that bear also has a bear whip, Guo Jing, don't you want to replenish your body, you can use it to roast and eat" Lu Tianyi said.
"Really, I'll go right away" Guo Jing hurriedly got up and ran excitedly to get the bear whip.
Ten minutes later, watching Guo Jing excitedly eat the bear whip, Lu Tianyi's expression twitched unnaturally.
"Brother Lu, don't you really want to eat it, this is a special supplement"
"No, thank you for eating it yourself, my body is very healthy, I don't need to make up for it at all"
In the second half of the night, Lu Tianyi, who had finished meditating and pranayama, slowly opened his eyes, looked at Guo Jing, who was still practicing boxing hard, trying to digest the excess energy brought by the bear whip in his body, snickered in his heart, pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Guo Jing, what's wrong with you?"
"Brother Lu, don't tease me, it's really uncomfortable. I really want to find someone to vent at this time," Guo Jing smiled wryly.
"I'm sorry, no one of us here can let you vent" Lu Tianyi shrugged, then suddenly covered his chest with his hands, and looked at Guo Jing with a fake look of horror, "You shouldn't be beating my idea?"
"Get out" Guo Jing rolled his eyes, "Even if I look for a female monkey, I won't look for you"
"Then go find the female monkey," Lu Tianyi said.
Guo Jing: ""
God is a special female monkey
I'm not so
"Whoa"
With the sudden sound of a rooster crowing in the cave, the sky outside gradually brightened.
Yes, you heard it right, it's the rooster crows
In the cave, Lu Tianyi and the others all looked at Qing with shocked expressions.
"By the way, why are you looking at me like this" Qing was stunned.
"So, who did you learn from this rooster croaking?" asked Lu Tianyi.
"Oh, of course I learned from my dad."
Hearing this, the crowd inhaled violently to express their inner shock.
In a trance, they saw a rooster, the feathers on the top of the head, all green, facing the morning sun every day, looking at the green beside him kindly, and teaching it to croak with a gratifying face
In an instant, everyone made up 100,000 words of family ethics and derailment in their minds.
"What kind of expression are you," Qing looked at Lu Tianyi and them suspiciously.
"Your daddy is a rooster"
"That's right," Qing nodded.
"Then how did you become a descendant of Qingluan, a descendant of Qingluan with rooster blood, this gap is too big."
"Oops, my dad isn't my own dad, I'm just picked it up by them"
"Oh so," everyone suddenly realized.
"So, what the hell were you thinking?"
"Nothing, nothing" Everyone hurriedly shook their heads and waved their hands to hide the embarrassment in their hearts.
"Okay, okay, it's time for us to find the baby" Lu Tianyi hurriedly diverted the topic.
"Yes, yes, looking for a baby, looking for a baby" everyone echoed.
"Oh, then let's go out" Qing Bu doubted him, got up and put yesterday's day's harvest on his back, and went out with Lu Tianyi and them.