Chapter 238: Others Say I'm Stupid, Actually, I'm Witty!
"I know my name is Feng Baobao, I'm asking which ...... I am"
"Your name is Feng Baobao......"
"I know my name is Feng Baobao......"
Along the way, the same conversation continues.
Gao Xing was tired of this, but Feng Baobao was reluctant to give up, asking over and over again.
After walking a short distance, Gao Xing saw that a Western restaurant was still open, so he asked, "Bao'er, are you hungry?" I'll treat you to a big meal. ”
"I know...... Banquet? Okay, I want to eat meat! ”
Bao'er finally stopped worrying about which one she was, and followed Gao Xing into the restaurant.
At this time, Gao Xing couldn't help but think, I don't know how this girl got into the present, she doesn't seem to be a little guarded, as if anyone can take her away.
This is a disease, and it must be cured!
According to the original plot, Bao'er was miserable by that Sister Tian and her concubine and partner Da Fei.
I was hit by a large number of narcotics, and was beaten by a group of people, and I was bruised all over my body, which was unbearable.
Fortunately, Xu San and Xu Si's father Xu Xiang received the news and came to Hong Kong Island, rescued Bao'er, and asked a local person named "Uncle Rong" to avenge Bao'er.
Because Xu Xiang belongs to an alien organization in the mainland, it is inconvenient to do it on Hong Kong Island.
After that, Uncle Rong found a subordinate, found Sister Tian and Da Fei, hummed Jacky Cheung's "It's too difficult to turn back", and buried the two alive......
"I'm sorry, sir, but you can't go in."
Gao Xing took Bao'er to the door, but the waiter standing outside the door did not let him in.
After all, although this Western restaurant is not very high-end, Bao'er's beggar costume does look too eye-catching.
Gao Xing said coldly: "Can't go in?" You give me a reason. ”
As soon as he heard Gao Xing's accent, the waiter was even more energetic: "Mainland cub, we are a place with taste here, not who ......"
"Bang!"
Before he finished speaking, a dirty hand reached over, grabbed him by the collar and threw him straight away.
"Annoying, it affects my eating."
Bao'er clapped her hands and glanced at Gao Xing: "Okay, you can go in." ”
What is the reason for what can be done?
The two walked into the restaurant together.
When the hall manager saw the two of them, his face couldn't help but change, and he subconsciously glanced at the door.
"Manager, they ...... They ......"
The waiter was angry and ran in.
Gao Xing glared: "Try to be blind again?" ”
An invisible murderous aura, as well as a fierce momentum, frightened the waiter and shuddered, and he almost didn't pee out.
This is the coercion of the superiors.
There is a kind of momentum that dominates the world.
At this time, the lobby manager finally guessed that Gao Xing was not an ordinary person, and hurriedly beckoned to sit down.
"Two, please...... Please order. ”
The manager personally handed over the menu.
Although the menu is in English, it is not difficult for Gao Xing, after all, his English score was quite good that year.
"Steak, medium-rare, 10 servings first, lobster, 5 servings first......"
As soon as Gao Xing spoke, the manager was stupid on the spot.
Are these two pigs?
"Bang!"
Bao'er slapped the table and shouted, "Don't go yet?" ”
"No, sir, are you sure...... Really point so much? ”
Gao Xing said slowly: "What? Afraid I won't have any money to give? ”
"No, no, no, it's not...... Okay, I'll arrange it. ”
At this time, there were still three tables of guests in the restaurant, and they all glanced over like monsters.
There was even a man in a suit, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and a workplace elite outfit, who slapped the table angrily and shouted: "Manager, I want to complain!" ”
The lobby walked over with a smile: "Excuse me, sir, may I ask, what are you not satisfied with?" ”
"You are a Western restaurant here, and we pay a high price to spend here, which is an environment. The result? What cats and dogs are running here, dirty and smelly, and it is unappetizing......"
The lobby manager wiped his sweat again and again, stammering and not knowing how to explain.
Bao'er looked indifferent, and even hummed a little song happily...... Because, she just thought that she would have a big meal right away, and she didn't know that the other party was scolding her.
She's so simple.
If you don't point at her nose and scold, she won't care, or rather, won't know you're scolding her.
"Sir, I'm sorry, or I'll give you a 10% discount on today's dishes......"
The lobby manager finally came up with a compromise.
"What's your attitude? I can spend here, and it's rare for you to get such a discount? ”
The glasses got their hands on and started slapping the table.
"Darling, forget it, let's go, we won't come here to eat in the future. Really, anyone who wants food can come here......"
The red-haired woman who dined with glasses covered her nose even more contrivedly and looked at Bao'er with disgust.
"Huang Yangbian's shoulder is so soft, sister and brother Hariye, pick a pick of white rice and go to Youzhou, sister, sister, sister......"
Bao'er dangled her feet and sang a little song.
Who's the one who wants to eat?
It's definitely not my sister Bao'er.
Why hasn't the big fish and meat been served yet?
It's just that Bao'er can stay naturally, but Gaoxing can't.
Show superiority, huh? Then show it off!
Gao Xing's thoughts moved, and his divine sense locked on the man with glasses and the red-haired woman, pinched his fingers, and shouted: "Squat down like a dog!" ”
Bao'er was stunned: "Why?" Don't think that if you invite me to eat, I will listen to you......"
"Learn to bark!"
Bao'er's face changed: It's too bullying, inviting someone to eat, there are so many perverted requests, and you have to learn to squat, and you have to learn to bark?
"Woohoo!"
"Wow!"
Boa was about to go crazy, but she heard a "dog barking".
Boa glanced over with a blank expression, only to find that it was the man with glasses and his female companion lying on the ground like dogs, stretching their necks and barking.
"Huh? You...... What the hell did you do? ”
At this time, Bao'er finally understood that Gao Xing was not directing her.
"Don't squeak!"
"It's funny, you teach me, I won't tell them that you did it."
Hey? Isn't this girl staying? Actually know the threat?
"I'll talk about ...... later"
Gao Xing changed his finger and continued to whisper: "Roll around, make waves like a dog......"
"Ahh
"Ahh......h Barking! ”
At this time, the restaurant is simply a joyous scene.
The waiters in the restaurant, as well as the other two tables of diners, looked at the "dog man and woman" with blank expressions.
In fact, the dog man and woman were completely awake and knew what they were doing.
However, the more this happened, the more humiliated and frightened I felt in my heart.
Although he is awake, his actions are not controlled by his brain at all, like a puppet, he is pulled by an irresistible and invisible force, passively receiving various instructions.
"It's fun!"
Seeing the funny appearance of the man and woman rolling around on the ground like dogs, Bao'er couldn't help but applaud.
At this moment, it suddenly woke people up: Isn't it, this dirty woman is doing it?
I wanted to think about it, but no one dared to say it.
Because they are afraid that it will be their turn next......
"Somersault!"
Gao Xing continued to give orders.
Now, it's hard for the dog man and woman.
After all, not everyone can flip this kind of thing.
If you don't master the technique, it's not a somersault, it's a heel fight......
"Plop!"
"Bang!"
"Oops!"
Sure enough, there was a thud and screams of pain.
However, the fall hurt, and the two couldn't stop, and they continued to turn over ......
After almost enough play, and the anger was gone, Gao Xing stopped and shouted at the lobby manager who was still stupid: "What kind of restaurant are you?" Why did people and dog-like things come in? ”
The manager was in a cold sweat and didn't dare to answer.
As for the dog man and woman......
At this time, he finally recovered himself, and in the strange eyes of a lot of people, he couldn't find a crack in the ground on the spot.
Where do you dare to talk more?
After settling the bill, he slipped away in embarrassment.
No matter how stupid they are, they can guess that they have met a master, why don't they hurry up and get out and wait for a bigger ugliness?
What if the other party asks them to learn to pee in public?
Haven't seen anyone again?
"You said, teach me, quick, how did you do it?"
As soon as the other party left, Bao'er couldn't wait to ask.
"Teach you what? They are crazy themselves, what does it matter to me? ”
Gao Xing looked like a scoundrel.
"I don't care, I know it's you. People call me stupid, but in fact, I sometimes compare my wit, but I just don't say it! ”
Boa has a lot to say.
Gao Xing: "......"
However, when you look closely, Bao'er is not stupid at all, and she is even far smarter than ordinary people.
Her stupidity, her stupidity, is completely related to her personality.
In addition, she is ignorant of the world and doesn't know the sinister hearts of people at all, otherwise, she will not go with others as soon as they say that they know her.
To put it simply, her perception of the world is sometimes almost as simple as a child of a few years old.
But sometimes, it's a headache.
Fortunately, at this time, the steak was served, and Bao'er's attention shifted instantly, and she grabbed a steak directly with her hands......
Before the waiter left, a piece of steak was already in his stomach, and his hand reached for the second piece.
"It's a little hot, cool next time!"
As he spoke, the second steak was eaten.
The waiter looked dumbfounded.
Gao Xing was a little helpless, looked at Bao'er and said, "Bao'er, can you eat more slowly?" And no one is robbing you? It's not enough, let's order it again. ”
"Oh!"
Boa answered.
Drooling, his hand reaches for the lobster......
Well, she's ...... It's better to give up on treatment.
Gao Xing picked up the knife and fork and began to slowly cut the steak.
As soon as the waiter left, Bao'er sneakily glanced around, and then moved quickly to hide the knife on her body.
"Hey, Bao'er, what are you doing?"
"This knife looks like it's kind of easy to use......"
"Okay, take it out, I'll give you a handful when I get back, I promise it's better than this one."
Bao'er hesitated for a moment and shook her head: "No, you taught me the whole person at first, but you didn't teach again. ”
"Bao'er, that's not something that can be learned in a while......
After persuading for a while, Bao'er was unwilling to take out the dinner knife and throw it on the table.
"It's so full!"
Finally, in the strange eyes of the waiters, Bao'er rubbed her stomach with satisfaction and stretched her waist.
Ten steaks, five lobsters, and a few desserts...... She was almost all alone.
Of course, she doesn't always eat like this.
The main reason is that Gao Xing thinks that she has been wandering alone for too long and wants her to eat enough.
After settling the bill, the two walked outside.
"Bao'er, you don't have anywhere to go anyway, come with me, I have a place to stay."
"I don't recognize you, why do I want to go with you? What if you sell me to human traffickers? ”
My sister Bao'er is really witty!
"But I know you, your name is Feng Baobao......"
"I know my name is Feng Baobao, I'm asking which ...... I am"
"Your name is Feng Baobao......"
(End of chapter)