【013】 Wutong God
"Weird, what's weird?" I asked curiously.
"Well, I've been feeling weird since I went to a mountain." Director Wang thought for a while and said.
"Mountain? What mountain? Let's talk about the details. "I asked strangely, you must know that because of the modernization of the city, there are very few demons and monsters in the city, generally speaking, the ghosts encountered in the city are very powerful, of course, this is not to be talked about for the time being, because of the modernization of the city, so the ghosts all go to the countryside, and more go to the mountains, so many people often encounter some strange things in the mountains, such as ghosts hitting the wall and the like.
Director Wang accompanied her daughter-in-law back to her parents' house last month to play, his daughter-in-law's home is a remote mountain far away from the city, Director Wang is such a real modern person, as soon as he goes there, he feels bored, and there are only a few TV stations.
In the end, I was really bored, so I made an appointment with a local village to go hunting in the mountains, although the state stipulates that hunting is not allowed, but the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, who can care, and basically the people in these mountain villages, every family has a homemade shotgun, just to hunt in the mountains, open some meat.
It is said that Director Wang is not lucky, and after going up the mountain with the name of the village, he didn't hit any animals, but it was the villager who hit several rabbits, and when Director Wang was depressed, suddenly a fat rabbit popped out in front of him.
This rabbit has pure white fur and red glasses, which looks extremely cute, but Director Wang doesn't care what is cute or not, he jumped directly with a shotgun, and scared the rabbit into the grass.
Director Wang didn't pay attention, but he didn't expect to run, and at first he could hear the name of the village behind him, but slowly the sound behind him became smaller and smaller, and in the end he couldn't hear it at all, Director Wang had lived in the city since he was a child, and after running for a while, he was also tired and out of breath, and finally came back to his senses, only to find that he was lost, and now there are big trees and weeds everywhere, but Director Wang is still smart, and walks back step by step towards the original road.
But walking and walking, I found that the temperature around me was slowly decreasing, and when I looked up, it turned out that the sun had set, and now Director Wang was even more anxious, walking everywhere, at first I could distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, and later, I didn't know where it was, and finally Director Wang was so hungry that he couldn't move, and Director Wang felt a little scared, you must know that in this deep mountain and old forest, no one can find you if you die.
When I heard this, I asked, "How did you come out in the end, director?" Could it be that the villagers found you in the end? ”
In fact, here I already feel that Director Wang may have encountered a ghost hitting the wall, the so-called ghost hitting the wall, in fact, is to be covered by dirty things, and then keep going around in a circle, if there is no reaction, one will go down until starvation.
"No, I came across a statue of the land, and I said goodbye, and then I came out." Director Wang finally said lightly.
"And then, just like that, came out? What does that land look like? "As soon as I heard it, I was curious, is there such a spiritual land now?
"That's right, that's it, after worshipping and walking a few steps back, I saw the mountain road, as for the land statue, it is a very strange stone statue, with a human body, a snake neck, a monkey face, mouse eyes, and a pig's nose."
"Stop, are you sure it's a human body, a snake neck, a monkey face, a rat's eye, and a pig's nose?" I interrupted Director Wang and asked.
Director Wang thought about it again and nodded and said, "Yes, I felt quite weird at the time, so I took a few more looks, why is there something wrong with this thing?" ”
As soon as I heard this, I felt that the problem was serious, and said worriedly: "Can things outside be worshipped?" I'll go back and find out what this thing is, and you're waiting for my news, you really are. According to Director Wang's description, this so-called land statue is also a clear-sighted evil god or something.
When Director Wang heard me say this, he also felt that the problem was a little serious, and said: "Then you really have to help me, recently I felt that there was a breathing sound under my bed, I don't know if it was an illusion or something,"
I nodded calmly, turned and went out, if I guessed correctly, this thing should be eighty percent of the five gods.
Some of the master's ghost notes have a slight record of the Wutong God: "Wutong God", also known as "Wulang God", is a demon and ghost who runs rampant in the countryside and is a prostitute ** girl, and is also known as the "Five Rampant Gods" because of his specialization in adultery.
There is a saying that there are three hundred and six gods in the heavens, and one hundred animal gods are hidden in them, and it is said that among the so-called gods, many of them are cultivated by animals, but the so-called five gods are not so-called gods, but a kind of evil that endangers the world. Legend has it that this thing is uncertain, in the past, the folk would occasionally help the local people to do some good deeds, it is said that as long as there are five gods to patronize, the family will have endless food, granaries and bottles and cans are always full. But no one can describe the specific image of the Wutong God, only that the snakes that appear in the house or other animals that rarely appear in the house are the incarnation of the Wutong God, but there must be advantages and disadvantages. Those who have received the blessings of the five gods often do not receive a good death.
When I went out, I saw Kaizi and Cao Fatzi still waiting for me outside, and my heart was moved, and it was a hug when I went up, and Kaizi's next words made me want to kill them on the spot.
I saw Kaizi and I hug me and said loudly: "Brother, you have worked hard, it doesn't taste good to sell your body, but your behavior is great." ”
When I heard this, I looked at Cao Fatzi suspiciously, and Cao Fatzi also came up and patted me on the shoulder and said, "It's hard work, in order to prevent us from being asked to leave, I actually looked into the room again after speaking." ”
I understood at the time, he thought that I had broken my back with Director Wang's fat pig and came to save them greatly, but it doesn't matter, my brother is the clear and the turbid, and he doesn't care about the eyes of the layman.
That's it, of course, they are naturally joking, and asked me how to deal with it in the end, so I told them that there was nothing wrong and then found a remote corner, called the master, and asked the master about the matter, you have to ask specifically about the matter of the five gods, you must know that even if we are not arrested for escaping from sleep, I will help, and the master often teaches me to eliminate the demon guard, not to be blinded by interests and so on.
Just when I was YY, the phone went through.
"Hey, you kid is finally willing to call me, an old man." The voice of the old master came from the other side of the phone.
I felt sour and said, "No, I've been very busy studying lately, master, I'm in trouble this time." ”
"Trouble, what trouble." The master asked with concern when he heard it.
I then described how Director Wang met the so-called 'land statue' and described the appearance of this thing.
"According to your description, this thing is indeed the Five Paths, but it's difficult, hey." The master said on the other side of the phone.
It's hard to do, what does this mean, is the master still afraid of a little five-way god? I only heard the master continue on the other side of the phone: "The five links, the invisible thing, except for the one who is born with yin eyes, there is no way to see the body of this thing in the Dao secret techniques that the master has been exposed to so far. ”
The master paused at this time and continued: "Although it is impossible to see the true body of the five links, you can see its vague outline by lowering your own fire. But that's not enough, because it's a yin spirit, and its speed is completely above yours, so your spell is basically fictional to it, and if you want to destroy it, you have to use the palm talisman! ”
Palm charms? What's that? Why haven't I heard of it? It seems that the master has not taught me either, so I hurriedly asked the master what the palm talisman is.
The master told me that the so-called 'palm talisman' is a kind of emergency painting talisman belonging to Taoism, this technique is unusual to draw talismans, as long as there is a way in the heart, with blood as a guide, in their own palms to quickly draw the corresponding spell can work, belongs to a relatively advanced talisman technique. The palm talisman has many functions, although it is not as powerful as ordinary paper talismans, but it is quick and effective to use. As soon as it is touched by the palm of the hand with the palm charm drawn, the power of the charm can be activated.
Hearing the palm charm that the master said, my mind unconsciously remembered the bearded man in the classic Hong Kong movie "A Chinese Ghost Story".
Isn't Yan Chixia in the movie just drawing talismans in the palm of her hand? Thinking of Yan Chixia's classic line, "The sun and the moon are infinite, and the universe borrows the law!" I swallowed a mouthful of foam unconsciously, it turns out that there is really this kind of charm!
The master then told me how to draw the palm talisman, and I listened to the drooling, which is simply a sharp weapon for my sister.
Then I chatted with the master about something else, but I was worried about the situation on Director Wang's side, so I hung up the phone with the master, before hanging up the phone, the master told me that if I really couldn't solve it, I would call him, and he would come over in person, but I was reluctant to let the master be this age, and he was still running around, so I told him that there was nothing wrong and let him stay at home by himself.
Then I went back to Director Wang's office and told him the news of Wutongshen, he was also shocked, and asked me to find a way to save him.