The emperor paced a few steps, and suddenly showed an evil smile, "I'll punish you for being a palace maid in the palace for a month." He looked at me with a smile and seemed quite satisfied with the thought of this punishment.

I opened my mouth and was instantly stupid. What? As a palace maid? Your Majesty, you can really think of it! I don't know the rules, I don't know how to do things, and I have a low status, so I'm not suitable to be a palace maid! And, the most important thing is that I just offended Concubine Xian Niangniang, by the way, in addition to the thousand-year-old ice and snow face King Yu who offended a few days ago, the emperor! You still won't let me live! In this palace that eats people and doesn't spit out bones, I can't even be eaten in an instant, and there is not even scum left! I don't want to be a palace maid!!

It is said that the companion is like a tiger, and the tiger's butt can't be touched, how did I forget. Well, this time it's really over. I knelt down and cried, "Your Majesty, you can't do this! I'm here to save you, you can't punish me like this! Your Majesty, please take back your fate! ”

The emperor waved his hand impatiently, "Okay, if you don't joke, I'll punish you for being a palace maid for a month." Don't bargain with me! Ding Fu! ”

The old eunuch who had just gone out ran in quickly, "The slave is here!" Long live Lord, what are your orders? ”

"Ding Fu, this girl will be the palace maid of Zichen Hall in the future, you go and arrange it! Arrange a separate room for her. Also, she is the new palace maid of Zichen Palace, do you understand what I mean? ”

Ding Fu bowed his head and said, "The slave understands!" ”

Ding Fu said to me, "Girl, come with me!"

I didn't give up, "Father-in-law, you wait first!" ”

I knelt down in front of the emperor and begged, "Your Majesty, you can't keep me in the palace!" Xuan Feilun and King Luo, they can't find me, I'll be in a hurry! ”

Yes!! We are safe, Xuan Feilun and Ye Feng are still fighting bloodily there! I hurriedly said to the emperor: "By the way, the emperor, you quickly send someone to save Ye Feng and Xuan Feilun." We're back safely, but they're still in Qunfangyuan. ”

The emperor snorted, "If my people are waiting for my orders before doing things." Then I still have to die of exhaustion? ”

I looked at the emperor suspiciously, what did you mean, emperor?

When the emperor saw what I meant, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his eyes were full of disdain, as if he said: How can there be such a stupid person! Although the emperor was disdainful of me, he still explained to me: "The fight in Qunfangyuan is so strong, it will definitely alarm the officers and soldiers, you can rest assured, someone will come to report the news in less than an hour." ”

"Oh!" No wonder the emperor would say that this is too much.

I immediately laughed and said, "Your Majesty, you see that I am so stupid, staying in the palace will definitely make the emperor angry." Your Majesty, if you have a large number of them, spare the little woman, and the little woman promises never to appear in front of you again. Good no good? Besides, I'm so unruly, I'm bound to offend a lot of people, just like the virtuous concubine just now, I've already offended her. If I stay in the palace, she will not eat me. ”

The emperor snorted coldly, "She doesn't dare!" ”

I said, "Your Majesty, in case I take a careful step and say the wrong thing and offend you." You took my life in a fit of rage, and I'm not going to die! Your Majesty, you better let me go! ”

The emperor frowned, "Okay, there's a lot of nonsense!" Didn't I reward you with a gold medal, and I gave you an extra reward, and I promised you that you could save your life three times with the gold medal. ”

"Three lives?" I opened my mouth wide and blurted out: "Is what the emperor said true?" Then am I not afraid of heaven and earth in the palace? ”

Looking at the emperor's black face, I hurriedly said, "I'm kidding." In that case, I might as well be respectful. ”

I was so excited to have the opportunity to live in the palace. But the palace! A person like me can actually live in the palace! Anyway, I can't get out, so I might as well enjoy it. However, it's not a bad thing to be a palace maid. I have already offended Concubine Xian, and at first glance, this Concubine Xian is a person who is not easy to get along with. No, I can't be a palace maid, there is!

"Your Majesty, can I not be a palace maid?"

The emperor was stunned and looked at it with interest, "Then what do you want to be?" ”

"Can I be a eunuch?" At least when I became a little eunuch, the virtuous concubine and King Yu would definitely not recognize me, and when the time came, if I saw them hiding far away, everything would be fine! I want to boast about being smart!

"Eunuch?" The emperor looked at me a few times, and then smiled: "Okay, it's up to you!" ”

"Ding Fu, take her to change the eunuch's clothes, I still remember what I said just now. Do it! ”

"Yes!"

Ding Fu arranged for me to be in a small room next to the Zichen Hall of the Emperor's dormitory. Although the room was small, it was quite luxurious and neat, and I was dumbfounded. Ding Fu looked at me very politely and said with a smile: "Girl, I will be here in the future." Let's change the girl's clothes first. The old slave is out! ”

This Ding Fu seems to be a capable eunuch by the emperor's side, how polite he is to me, I am a little surprised, I am just a little eunuch, does he need to be polite?

I just changed my clothes and washed off the messy makeup on my face. Before he could look in the mirror, he was called to the main hall by the emperor.

The emperor looked at me, stunned for a moment, and lost his mind a little, "What a handsome little eunuch." ”

That's right, when I first entered the palace, I just came out of the beggar's den, and I was anxious to find that person, so I dressed up casually and went. I went out this morning and got a sticky beard again, and then I put on an ugly makeup by destroying flowers with my spicy hands. All in all, this is the first time I have faced the emperor so cleanly.

The emperor said again: "By the way, what's your name?" ”

Well, I've been selling my life for you for so long, and you don't even know my name. Alas!

Although he was a little unhappy in his heart, he still returned with a smile: "My name is Diao Xiaoyue!" ”

"Oh, yes, it's Diao Xiaoyue. I forgot, you will be my personal attendant from now on, waiting for me to be summoned at any time, understand? ”

"Yes!"

"Okay, I'll call you a little Diao Zi in the future!"

I laughed and said, "Little Diao Zi is not good!" Why don't you call me Xiao Yuezi, Your Majesty? ”

"Little Yuezi?" The emperor nodded, "It's okay!" Little Yuezi! ”

"The minions are here!"

"Swing the study!"

"Yes!"

When he arrived at the imperial study, the emperor looked at the twists and turns. Of course I didn't have anything to do, standing there stupidly. In addition to me, there is also the old eunuch named Ding Fu who has been following the emperor. It seems that this old eunuch is the most powerful chamberlain by the emperor's side. I want to be a little eunuch in the palace for a month, and I must have a good relationship with this Ding Fu.

Just when I was bored standing and yawning again and again, Xiao Wuzi came in and reported: "Commander Ye asks to see." ”

The emperor put down the fold in his hand, glanced at me, and said, "Xuan! ”