At this moment, a child about the same age came out from behind the thatched hut on one side, with a garlic head on his shoulders, and his speech was slurred, but his mouth was constantly drooling, and after saying a few words, a mouthful of water fell out.

Yan Chun recognized that this child was the child of the Erhei family next to Jin Feng, and others called him Saliva Gong since he was a child. Holding a nearly two-meter-long bamboo pole in his empty hand, this saliva man waved his hand to a few, and said indistinctly: "I am the third prince of Nazha." ”

said that, the third prince didn't dare to hit others with the long bamboo pole in his hand, so he shook the bamboo pole in his hand and made a gesture to scare others and not dare to hit him closely. After playing for a long time, everyone knows some characteristics of each other. They know the people of the saliva duke, and they also know who the saliva duke dare not hit. They all played together, and this saliva was honest, and they were chased away from time to time without seeing anyone.

"You are still the third prince, I am the god of Erlang." It was Yan Chun's little wooden dog who said this. He broke free from Yan Chun's hand, turned around and picked up the wooden stick beside him, and hit the long bamboo pole of the saliva gong.

The saliva man reacted a little late, and the long bamboo pole ** was beaten off by him. Afraid that the little wooden dog would beat him again, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him: "You fight indiscriminately, it is impossible for Erlang God to fight with the third prince of Nezha, and the relationship between the two of them is good?" They are all heavenly soldiers and generals, how can they fight. ”

The saliva man regretted a little, why didn't he report the name of Erlang God just now? If he reported it, it would be impossible for him to report to Erlang God, at most, he would only report the Four Great King Kongs, and this Erlang God is much more popular than the Four Great King Kongs.

When the saliva man saw the New Year's picture of the monkey picking peaches posted on the door of his house, he had an idea: "My name is Monkey King." That was to follow Elder Tang to the West Heaven to learn scriptures. I also killed the white bone spirit on the road, my grandson is very capable? ”

is beautiful in my heart, Sun Wukong is so good? He thought that this time he had the courage to argue with the little wooden dog.

"Sun Wukong counts a ball, no matter how big his ability is, what can he do? It's not like it's been pressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain. "Erdanzi is the oldest in such a group of children, and he is also in the third grade.

"Then I am the red boy, Sun Wukong has practiced in the octagonal furnace, and he has not fainted from the burning of the red boy." "Journey to the West" is the most ** for this class of children, and there is nothing to do every day except to play and watch it repeatedly. I don't know how many times I've watched it, and the plot in this is all memorized by them.

"I ---- I -----" saliva eats turtles, he has watched this episode of the battle against the red boy, and he has watched it many times. What he had been saying inaccurately was now even more vague, and others couldn't hear what he was about to say clearly.

Poor and wise, how can they not be allowed to ** to the point of having nothing to say, this is not a matter of understanding or being sensible, but face. Everyone is watching "Journey to the West" every day, why can't it be asked by others, it can only prove one thing, that is, I haven't watched "Journey to the West", that is, I am deceiving people here, and it is a matter of face. It doesn't matter if the saliva is anything else, but this Monkey King "Journey to the West" can't be lost.

After being silent for a while, a sentence popped out of his mouth: "How capable is the red boy, that is, the Huoyun car, in the end, he was not treated by Guanyin Niangniang and followed him as a good wealth boy." ”

"Where did you say the saliva? Sun Wukong is Sun Wukong, Guanyin Niangniang is Guanyin Niangniang, and the two of them have nothing to do with each other. "Erdanzi's words are much more than saliva.

"Why can't it be related, both of them are characters in it, why is it not related? Sun Wukong is still lit by Guanyin Niangniang. "The saliva man had no choice but to pull a piece of stuff to deal with it.

"What does it matter? That's Guanyin Niangniang's great ability, even more powerful than Sun Wukong. This is a fact in the first place, you say they have a relationship, what can they do? The little wooden dog directly drooled until he had nothing to say.

"Do you know how Monkey King was born?" After thinking about it, the saliva man planned to make up a random paragraph to fight with them.

"Who else doesn't know that Sun Wukong came out of the stone, and people were still born from their mother's womb?" What did Erdanzi think: "Sun Wukong came out of the stone, and it has nothing to do with Guanyin Niangniang." Erdan said.

"That's right." What did the saliva man think: "Why did Sun Wukong come out of that stone, it used to be eight hundred years ago, Guanyin Niangniang urinated on that stone, and then this stone man came out of it with a big monkey." ”

After the saliva man said this, everyone closed their knives, looking at him speechless, even Yan Chun couldn't help but smile and said: "How can a ** person have a child, you said that Guanyin Niangniang had a ** communication with that man, and then urinated on that stone once, and gave birth to a Monkey King?" ”

Yan Chun spoke, but his eyes were looking at the vehicles coming and going.

"Who else? That is------" Shui Gong pondered for a while: "That's the Buddha's." "Presumably, when the Buddha was ** again, he inadvertently came into contact with the body of the Buddha, so that the ** Wen and genes of the Buddha went to Guanyin Niangniang."

The idea of saliva made everyone silent.

"These children have so many ideas, they can even think of it and say it. If it were really for us, I still don't know what was going on? I've only heard for the first time that this Guanyin Niangniang is Sun Wukong's mother, and the Buddha has really become Sun Wukong's father. Does that make sense? It's okay not to say it, but if you say it, others won't think it's a joke. The kidnapper entered the store and beckoned to Yan Chun: "Let's be chic together." ”

Yan Chun deliberately teased him: "Then do you know who the secretary of the Jade Emperor is?" ”

The saliva man kept his mouth shut, and the little wooden dog saw that Yan Chun had cured the saliva man, so he walked to Yan Chun's side happily and clinged to Yan Chun: "Then which one do you say is the secretary of the Jade Emperor?" Yan Chun didn't say it, and he had a lot of emotions.

"Chang'e. You know? Only Chang'e is qualified to become the secretary of the Jade Emperor, and it is difficult for anyone else to change it. The saliva man looked at a few and felt that he was very literate, and he did it in just a few words, so he got a few of them done.

"Then do you know whose child Red Boy is?" Yan Chun glanced at the saliva man: "His real father is actually Sun Wukong, and the fake one is the old cow." Do you know that? Who is Chang'e dating with now? Yan Chun smiled and glanced at the saliva man.

"I just saw Chang'e and Erlang Shen going to take a nap and have supper."

After Yan Chun said this, his eyes looked at the circles of blue ** smoke coming out of the cigarette butts between his two fingers, and his thoughts drifted out of the clouds------

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(To be continued)

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