Chapter 59: You Deserve to Be Single
At three o'clock in the morning, the train arrived at the station on time, and Lu Tianyi took Lili to get off the train in Guan Yue's slightly lost gaze.
"It's finally back!" Lu Tianyi stood at the door of the train station and stretched.
Then, hail a taxi and go straight home.
……
……
"Hey, who's that?" Lu Tianyi glanced at the local number displayed on his mobile phone and connected the phone.
"Is it the Yin and Yang Office?" On the other end of the phone, a girl's voice came.
When Lu Tianyi heard that he was looking for an office, he thought that he had come to do business, his face showed joy, and he hurriedly said: "Yes, this is the Yin and Yang Office!" ”
However, as he answered, he suddenly felt that this voice was somewhat familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere. But he didn't think much about it, after all, the sound is much more similar.
"Brother Lu, it's me, didn't you hear my voice?" Said again on the other end of the phone.
Lu Tianyi obviously felt that the voice over there was a lot more cheerful, and he also felt that the voice was a little familiar, it should indeed be someone he knew, but he still didn't think about it.
"Sorry, I didn't hear that. So, who the hell are you? ”
"You didn't even hear that." The voice on the other side of the phone was obviously a little unhappy, "I'm Ziyue!" ”
"Purple Moon? Which Purple Moon? Lu Tianyi was stunned for a moment.
Forgive him, I really can't think of a girl named Ziyue.
“……”
There was a sudden silence on the other side of the phone for a while, and then a somewhat angry voice came: "Lu Tianyi, do you know that you can't find a girlfriend like this?" ”
Hearing this, Lu Tianyi frowned. When he knew that he wasn't here for business, he was a little lacking in interest, and now he curses that he can't find a girlfriend.
Do you think you can do whatever you want if you're a girl?
I tell you, no way!
"Do you say it, don't say I'm hanging!"
"Hey, don't hang up, don't hang up, I still have something to do with you!" The other side of the phone said hurriedly.
"Something?" Lu Tianyi thought about it for a while, but still didn't hang up the phone after all, "I'll talk about it later, you tell me who you are first?" ”
"I, Hu Ziyue, at twelve o'clock in the evening on June 13th, at the subway station, the female ghost in red!" After the voice on the other side of the phone was obviously a little angry, he continued to ask, "How is it, our Master Lu, do you remember?" ”
"Subway station, Lady in Red." Lu Tianyi thought in his heart. Suddenly, he said to his phone, "Oh, I remember, you're the little girl who died!" ”
Hu Ziyue: "......"
"You really don't have a girlfriend!" Hu Ziyue sneered angrily at Lu Tianyi on the other side of the phone.
"Hmph, do I have a girlfriend for you to take care of? It's like you have a girlfriend. Lu Tianyi said.
Come on, hurt each other, who is afraid of whom?
"I'm sorry, I really have a girlfriend!" Hu Ziyue said triumphantly.
Want to prick me? There are no doors!
Miss Ben is an invincible young and beautiful girl in the universe, what do you want? Just a girlfriend, as many as you want!
"Hey, wait a minute, what did you just say? You say you have a girlfriend? Lu Tianyi asked in surprise.
"That's right, this king is a person who loves concubines!" On the phone, Hu Ziyue's voice came again.
Before Lu Tianyi could say anything, he heard Hu Ziyue's voice on the other side of the phone again, but it was obvious that he was not talking to him, but talking to a third person: "Come, Concubine Ai, say hello to our ghost hunting expert, Master Lu." ”
Soon, another girl's voice came from the phone, "Brother Tianyi, hello, I'm Ziyue's concubine!" ”
Before Lu Tianyi's egg hurt, Hu Ziyue's voice sounded again: "Dead Nizi, are you complaining?" Tell me, do you want to betray me and find a new love? ”
"Hey, I said, you two dead lilies, can you talk about things now? Don't say I'm hanging! ”
"You're Lily, you single dog." Hu Ziyue's ridicule came again on the phone.
Taunt from Hu Ziyue +1
"Hehehe! I'm a single dog, I'm proud, I don't accept you to bite me! Lu Tianyi was not to be outdone, "What are you talking about?" Don't say I'm really hanging. ”
"Don't hang up, don't hang up, I said." Hu Ziyue hurriedly said, "I'm here to catch ghosts for you." ”
"Huh? Looking for me to catch ghosts? What the hell are you doing again? ”
"What the hell did you!"
"I'm sorry, I see hell every day!"
Hu Ziyue: "......"
"It's my classmates, they're haunted by ghosts." Hu Ziyue calmed down and continued. If it weren't for the fact that human life was at stake, she really didn't want to pay attention to Lu Tianyi, and she could be angry when she talked to him, no wonder she was so old, she was still a single dog.
"They? You mean there are several people? Lu Tianyi frowned.
"Well, there are four. But this time it wasn't a game to attract ghosts that I was entangled, it was the ghost who found it himself. And I heard that their parents have found several Taoist priests and the like, but it is useless. ”
Hearing this, Lu Tianyi thought for a while and said, "In this way, you can take me over to have a look first and understand the specific situation." ”
"Good! Then you can come downstairs to my house and pick us up. ”
"Okay!"
After hanging up the phone, Lu Tianyi called Lili, looked at his little pedal, thought about it, and said, "Lili, you will follow me directly incognito, and I will pick up two people later, this car can't sit down." Speaking of this, Lu Tianyi swore in his heart that when he had money in the future, he must buy a car that could tow a bunch of people.
"I know, Brother Tianyi!"
Riding a small pedal, Lu Tianyi headed towards Hu Ziyue's house, while Lili sat incognito in the back seat.
When they came to the gate of the community, Lu Tianyi called Hu Ziyue and informed them to come out.
A few minutes after hanging up the phone, Lu Tianyi saw Hu Ziyue walking towards him with a girl who looked several years younger than her. However, this girl has a pair of proud breasts, Lu Tianyi estimates that she almost has to have a C, compared with Hu Ziyue, can't be compared at all?
"Come, single dog, let me introduce you, this king's concubine, Yang Muxue, how is it, beautiful!" Hu Ziyue looked at Lu Tianyi proudly.
"Huh!" Lu Tianyi replied to her expressionless smile, and then nodded at Yang Muxue.
"What do you mean by this, our Mu Xue is so cute, you are indifferent, you are still not a man? You know, this is your boy's favorite child**! ”
"You don't need to know if I'm a man or not. As for Tong Yan**, there are indeed many boys who like it, to be honest, I like it too, after all, the body is petite and cute, and it's not a pair of A, of course it's okay, don't you say? To Sister A? ”