Chapter 85: Shrinking Turtle, Can You Dare to Fight?!

Well??

When the people saw this, they did not have a beating.

What does he mean?

Look in his direction...... Are you going to the Huaxia Kung Fu Club?

It didn't take long for Ling Qiu and Zhao Dezhu to walk to the registration office of the Huaxia Kung Fu Club.

"Hahaha!!"

I don't know who took the lead and laughed, and the others also laughed!

"This coward is a coward! Pick a team club, and choose the most cowardly! ”

"I guess he also knows in his heart that with his bird-like appearance, no one in other good clubs dares to ask for him, only a club like the Huaxia Kung Fu Club, which is so garbage that it can no longer be rubbish, can take him in!"

This sentence makes people feel very harsh.

At least......

To the ears of some students who are at least kind, it seems very harsh.

Although they know that the Huaxia Kung Fu Club should have nothing to learn.

But......

After all, it carries the word "Huaxia".

Therefore, these students are more or less uncomfortable in their hearts.

But......

That's what this society is like today.

If you want to integrate into the group, as a weak person, you can often only go with the flow, even if you can't bear to give up some of your simpler thoughts. Otherwise, they fear that they will be abandoned by a certain group.

The campus is such a small society.

Of course, Ling Qiu didn't pay attention to what these beam-jumping clowns were beeping behind their backs, and he was already standing at the registration office.

At this time, he took a closer look at the three people sitting at the table at the registration office.

Two men and one woman.

Two men, one tall and one short, tall and thin, wearing a pair of glasses. He is short and fat, but he has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he has a very energetic feeling.

Behind the desk, a woman, wearing a pair of rimless glasses and holding an old-looking scroll, looked at it quietly.

The moment he saw this woman, Ling Qiu narrowed his eyes.

It's not that there is anything on this woman that deserves his attention......

It's just simple......

Subconsciously feel......

This girl doesn't look like a person who lives in the world.

The skin is very white, very white and very white, the white is a little excessive, like snow, the skin is like snow, there is an indifferent look in the eyes, as if seeing through the world, the lips are very small, like two bright red petals, natural, eye-catching.

But......

Above the side of her face, there was a ...... Noticeably long scars.

The scar spread from the tip of her brow to the corner of her mouth.

If there is no such scar......

She is definitely a woman of extreme beauty.

Pity......

The destructive power of this scar is staggering.

Having this scar not only completely obscured her amazing beauty, but also made most men feel reluctant to take another look!

But......

Ling Qiu didn't think so.

At least, from just now to now, he looked at this woman three times.

He even wanted to take a fourth look......

"Classmate, are you here to sign up?"

"Welcome, welcome!"

The tall and thin man and the short and fat man stepped forward and handed Ling Qiu a form with a happy face: "Fill in the name and the class of the department." ”

Ling Qiu smiled: "I provoked so many people just now, don't you think I'm a troublemaker?" ”

As soon as he heard this, the tall thin man and the short and fat man looked at each other and smiled: "We are not blind, we can see the situation just now." - This group of people like to stir up trouble, let me say, who did you offend before? They deliberately took the opportunity to trouble you at this time? ”

Ling Qiu smiled: "Well, those who learn Huaxia Kung Fu are smart. ”

With that, he signed his name and the class of his department.

Zhao Dezhu did not hesitate at all, and directly filled in his name.

Ling Qiu said: "Zhao Dezhu, in fact, you don't need to be targeted with me. ”

"Damn, you kid, didn't you slap me in the face?"

Zhao Dezhu glared: "Although my brother and I are greedy for life and afraid of death, I have no money, I am lustful, I am lazy, and I am ...... However, I am definitely righteous enough for my brother! Don't worry, even if the fight starts, there are brothers, and the cheering in your ears will never stop!! ”

Ling Qiu couldn't help but smile: "What do you mean, if you really want to fight, I will be responsible for doing it, and you will only be responsible for the mouth?" ”

Zhao Dezhu looked unconvinced: "Brother, let me tell you, don't look down on those who move!" Fighting is a physical injury, but swearing is a magic attack! Don't look at me like this, but I still have a lot of scolding people! Scolding is a science, a technique! This means that there is no such major in the university, otherwise I would definitely sign up for a minor in this major! ”

"Scolding and learning? Got the technology? ”

At this time, the tall and thin man and the short and fat man thought that Zhao Dezhu was very interesting, and couldn't help but interject: "Classmate, tell me...... What else can this scolding be? ”

Ling Qiu couldn't help but say, "You two...... Seriously? Do you really want to learn to curse from him? ”

The thin and tall man hurriedly said: "We have an ancient saying in Huaxia, which is called living to learn from old age!" ”

Humpty Dumpty nodded again and again: "There is an old saying in Huaxia, which is called "Skill is not pressing!" ”

“……”

Ling Qiu couldn't cry or laugh, it's over, it's estimated that this is another two teasing.

"Alright, please."

At this time, Zhao Dezhu actually cleared his throat, looked quite insightful, and said very professionally: "First of all, you must remember that when you scold people, you must remember an unchanging move." ”

As soon as he heard this, the thin and tall man stared at each other, and helped his glasses: "Scolding...... And the move mind?? ”

"Ahem, I heard you clearly!"

Zhao Dezhu raised his head: "First of all, take the other party's mother as the center of the circle, take the other party's relatives as the radius, and take the other party's father as the fulcrum, and then, you use your own lifeline as the main weapon, imagination as the main skill, 360 degrees without dead ends, all-round strafing, fully use your most pious and sincere attitude, Cao turned over his entire family tree, up and down for 5,000 years, from Dayu to control the water, all the way to the Chinese national football team to win the World Cup......"

Speaking of this, Zhao Dezhu actually gushed endlessly!

What's even more interesting is that this tall and thin man and Humpty Dumpty man actually stood up very seriously with big eyes!

Especially the little fat man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, he quickly took out a small notebook and started taking notes!

In this process, Ling Qiu finally couldn't help it......

I went to see the white girl for the fourth time.

At this moment, the girl suddenly spoke.

She didn't look up, but gently turned the page, her fingers were long, like jade onions, white and smooth.

"I'm sorry for this scar of mine that is affecting your concentration."

The girl's voice is particularly good, just like in a movie and TV series, a fairy-level character in ancient times appeared, and the voice suddenly spoke, a little uncannibalistic, but the tone has a feeling that makes people feel numb.

"No, you're mistaken."

Ling Qiu was rarely interested in a woman, and he stretched out a hand: "Hello, my name is Ling Qiu, may I call you what to call you?" ”