It was late when he left the principal's office, and Wang Muyang checked the documents to find dormitory No. 412.

Pushing the door in, I was greeted by a mixture of leek boxes, garlic and stinky socks, which was sour......

"Yo, new here? Do you know the rules? ”

There were two people in the dormitory, one was tall, with a ruffian face, crooked on the bed by the door, with a cigarette in his mouth, casually threw out a five-cent coin, and said to Wang Muyang: "Go run errands for my brother, buy a bag of China, and don't forget to return the change you find to me!" ”

Five cents to buy China, but also change?

Wang Muyang's eyelids jumped.

At this time, there was still one person in the dormitory, sitting next to the only computer in the room playing games, thin as a monkey, looking back at Wang Muyang, with a cheap smile on his face.

Want to give Wang Muyang a horse? Inexistent.

In the past ten years, I have followed Master to the north and south, what big scenes have I not seen? Those billionaires who are worth more than 100 million have to keep their heads down in front of them, how can he be a first-year student?

"Oh, you like to use Chinese toothpaste? Then you don't have to buy it, I have it, and I like to use it! ”

Wang Muyang took out a tube of toothpaste from his backpack, put it at the head of the man's bed, waved his hand and said, "No thanks, I'm ***!" ”

There were four beds in the room, three of which were occupied, and Wang Muyang sat on the bed where no one was. I saw a walnut on the table, and a small hammer next to the walnut.

Apparently the walnuts were too hard to smash open.

He took the walnut in his hand and played with it, ignoring the burly student's angry face, looking leisurely.

"China...... Toothpaste? The burly student crooked on the bed picked up the toothpaste, and the roots of his teeth were grinding and gurgling.

"Hold the grass, Brother Xiang, he tricks you!"

The thin monkey who played on the computer had a face that didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and he actually instigated it.

Brother Xiang slammed the toothpaste on the door, jumped off the bed, grabbed Wang Muyang's collar, and scolded viciously: "Stinky boy, even you Xiangye dare to play, believe it or not, I will beat you out of Xiang in minutes?" ”

Wang Muyang was not in a hurry, raised his eyes to look at Brother Xiang, and looked playful.

"Are you sure?"

Before the words fell, the hand holding the walnut was gently pinched.

"Click"

Walnuts, crushed.

Brother Xiang and the thin monkey's faces turned green all of a sudden.

Are you kidding!

This walnut is raw, they didn't even smash it out with a hammer for a long time, and when it came to Wang Muyang's hand, they pinched it gently, and it was actually broken like slag.

Wow, master!

Seeing the stunned expressions of the two, Wang Muyang was quite satisfied, and stretched out his hand to point at Brother Xiang's hand grabbing his collar.

Brother Xiang was frightened, hurriedly let go of the hand that grabbed the collar, and stroked it on Wang Muyang's collar, "Young man...... Good skills! Oh, Shaoxia, your collar is wrinkled, I'll help you sort it out! ”

This face is turned faster than a book!

"You ......"

Wang Muyang patted Brother Xiang's shoulder and wanted to ask his name.

Brother Xiang was so frightened that he knelt in front of Wang Muyang, folded his hands, raised them above his head, and begged God to worship the Buddha: "Shaoxia spares his life, I hope that Shaoxia sees that I am the ninth generation of the single heirloom in the family, just spare me, I don't dare anymore!" ”

Wang Muyang smiled bitterly, "I just want to ask what your name is, don't be scared like this, right?" ”

When Brother Xiang heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Without waiting for Brother Xiang to speak, the fast-eyed thin monkey immediately put a cigarette on Wang Muyang, and said attentively: "Shaoxia, his name is Ma Xiang, the horse of the stallion, and he plays the 'Xiang' that comes from Xiang." ”

"Isn't that horse manure?" Wang Muyang joked.

"Almost, that's what it means!" The thin monkey hurriedly laughed.

Ma Xiang glared at the thin monkey fiercely, but with Wang Muyang there, he didn't dare to attack.

Wang Muyang spit out a smoke ring, looked at the thin monkey and asked, "What about you?" ”

"My name is Hou Santai." The thin monkey immediately danced with his eyebrows: "The prince and the general, the third of the third prince, and the Tai of the country and the people." How's that, it's atmospheric enough, right? ”

Wang Muyang was speechless for a while.

This Hou Santai is also a talent, and when he talks about others, he is a stallion and a big dung. It's his turn to say that he is a prince and a prince. It is really a professional pit teammate for 20 years, with rich experience and quality assurance!

But the people in the city really know how to play.

Just now, there was a horse-faced principal, and this is another horse manure. Hou Santai's name is nothing, but with his image, Wang Muyang thinks it is more appropriate to call him Brother Monkey.

This is a school, it's almost a zoo.

"My name is Wang Muyang, which means bathing in the sun." Wang Muyang also introduced himself, and then said to the two: "Don't be so nervous, I'm a very easy-going person!" ”

The two looked down at the broken walnut dregs, wiped the cold sweat on their foreheads, and hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yes, Brother Yang, you are the most easy-going!" ”

With that pinch, it's not what Wang Muyang says, who dares to say no?

I smoked for a while, and slowly got used to the smell of the house.

Wang Muyang pointed to the bed opposite and asked, "There should be a roommate here, right?" ”

Hou Santai hurriedly replied: "That's right, his name is Zhu Fei, from the Northeast, and he likes to eat leek boxes, so this is for him." He gestured to the boxes of leeks and garlic packed on the table.

"Pig ...... Fly? The corners of Wang Muyang's eyes twitched.

Yes, this monkey brother and horse have it, and a marshal of Tianpeng popped up, and there is one less senior brother Sha, so he can protect Tang Zeng and go to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures.

What a strange thing!

Just as he was thinking, the door to the dormitory opened.

"Hey, why are you staying in the dormitory, there is a fight at the door, you don't go to see the excitement?" Before I saw anyone, I heard this person's voice and laughed: "It's wonderful, it turns out that the principal and the secretary have a leg, the principal's wife came to catch the junior, the secretary's hair was pulled off, and his face was scratched, haha!" This woman is more ruthless than a man! ”

Wang Muyang heard it and sighed.

He had already seen that the secretary had a bloody disaster, but he didn't expect it to come so quickly. Originally, Wang Muyang didn't see that the principal's youngest daughter was conceived by a lover, but when he heard this, no matter how stupid he was, he wanted to get the whole process.

Headmaster, this is called self-inflicted sin, and you can't live!

As soon as the words fell, a fat man walked into the dormitory and couldn't help but be stunned when he saw Ma Xiang kneeling on the ground.

"Yo, Shoko, when will you learn to worship God?" Zhu Fei smiled, looked at Wang Muyang, and said: "Dude, it's new, Ma Xiang, this kid likes to pretend to be B, don't be like him, my name is Zhu Fei!" ”

Zhu Fei was very polite and took the initiative to shake hands with Wang Muyang.

Wang Muyang smiled and got up to shake hands with Zhu Fei.

Wang Muyang is like this, when people respect him, he will pay homage in return. On the other hand, if someone punches him, then he will nullify the hand that hit him.

Looking at Zhu Fei's figure, Wang Muyang secretly pondered, just the elephant legs and bucket waist of this goods, if he wants to fly, it is estimated that it is enough!

Suddenly, Wang Muyang's nose twitched.

Corpse gas?

Wang Muyang asked curiously: "Flying Pig...... No, Zhu Fei, are you studying archaeology? ”

Zhu Fei was stunned when he heard this, thinking that Hou Santai had told Wang Muyang his nickname, so he turned around and glared at Hou Santai fiercely.

Hou Santai looked innocent, waved his hand again and again, and explained: "Brother Fei, I didn't tell Brother Yang your nickname, this is what Brother Yang himself comprehended!" ”

Zhu Fei rolled his eyes, ignored him, and said to Wang Muyang: "Our school does not have an archaeology department, I am from the history department." ”

Wang Muyang frowned, and asked again: "Then how can you have a ...... on your body Rusty? ”

said that the corpse was worried that Zhu Fei was afraid, so he simply said that it was the smell of earth.

That's right, originally Zhu Fei had an earthy smell on his body, but it was mixed with corpse gas. And this situation shows that Zhu Fei has been to the grave where the corpse is buried, and there is a possibility that the corpse will be transformed.

Modern people are cremated, where do the corpses come from?

That's why Wang Muyang thought that Zhu Fei was studying archaeology, and only in the ancient tomb would there be corpse gas.

"Hey, hey!"

At this time, Hou Santai suddenly laughed evilly twice and said, "Let's Brother Fei, we've been busy digging people's ancestral graves in the past two days!" ”