The stinky fart talisman is transparent and invisible, it melts when it meets flesh, and it is difficult for ordinary people to notice it at all, this is not Ye Xinhua pasted the stinky fart talisman on the back of Xu Jinning's hand, Xu Jinning didn't notice it at all, and still stretched out his hand to Ye Xinhua with a big grin.

Ye Xinhua had already pasted the stinky fart talisman on Xu Jinning's hand at this time, where did he need to continue to look at palmistry, at this time, he saw Ye Xinhua frowning slightly, and the next moment he pinched his nose with his hand, looking like he smelled very disgusting.

Xu Jinning was stunned for a moment, looked at Ye Xinhua with a cold face and asked, "Boy, what do you mean?" ”

Ye Xinhua looked embarrassed at this time and said: "I saw the stink from your palmistry, the stinky smell!" ”

"I'm grass, what are you talking nonsense about? Lao Tzu can still stink in the shower twice a day, are you kid not beaten! ”

Xu Jinning said with raised eyebrows, Ye Xinhua shrugged his shoulders when he heard this, and said: "You don't believe it, anyway, I saw a stinky word from your palmistry, which means that you will stink today, if you don't believe it, just don't say it." ”

Ye Xinhua said to Xu Jinning very casually, Xu Jinning wanted to beat Ye Xinhua at this time, but Tang Xiaoxiao was not good at him directly, so he could only glare at Ye Xinhua viciously, and turned around to explain to Tang Xiaoxiao, he is a child who loves cleanliness, and he takes a bath twice a day, how can it stink?

But as soon as he turned around and was about to speak, he suddenly felt that something was wrong with his stomach, and he twisted Xu Jinning's intestines and moved near the front anus, followed by a surging fart that rushed madly towards his chrysanthemum, Xu Jinning's face suddenly became extremely pale, and he couldn't help but want to fart.

But how can I put it now, but Tang Xiaoxiao in front of me, if I put a fart in front of her eyes, won't my glorious image fall directly into the dung pit? Wouldn't it be more difficult to soak her again?

But this fart came so suddenly, and it was so violent, Xu Jinning couldn't suppress it if he wanted to, and the fart kept gathering near the chrysanthemum, just like gathering troops to attack the county seat, the first fart arrived, and gently tested it, Xu Jinning gritted his teeth and tightened the chrysanthemum, forcibly holding back this fart.

Followed by the second fart, Xu Jinning raised his eyebrows, clamped his legs, and helped Chrysanthemum to suppress the rebellion.

But the third, fourth, and fifth farts all frantically gathered at the chrysanthemum, frantically pressuring the chrysanthemum, looking like they would not give up until they reached their goal, the enemy's firepower was too fierce, Xu Jinning was already a little unable to suppress this rebellion, the chrysanthemum trembled slightly, this battle was going to be defeated!

The farts are gathering more and more, Xu Jinning really can't help it, if he doesn't let it go, I'm afraid that his chrysanthemums will be blown up by this rebel army, the fart is violent, what can I do about it, it seems that I can only release it.

But Tang Xiaoxiao is in front of him, if he farts at this time, where will he put his face?

Xu Jinning is entangled, do you want a beauty or a chrysanthemum? In the end, Xu Jinning suddenly thought of a foolproof plan, didn't he just learn a piece of B-box (a foreign ventriloquist music)? He can pretend to show Tang Xiaoxiao his talents, and then raise his voice louder.

Wouldn't it be foolproof to cover up your fart with the voice of the B-box, and not only did you let out the fart, but also showed off your talents, and you were so witty!

Thinking of this, Xu Jinning couldn't help but secretly give himself a thumbs up, this was a genius idea.

Thinking of this, Xu Jinning's fart in the chrysanthemum began to attack the city again, and Xu Jinning couldn't control it anymore, at this time, he saw Xu Jinning's spirit shocked, and the next moment he raised his voice and smiled at Tang Xiao: "Xiaoxiao, I just learned a B-box, I'll learn it to you!" ”

"I don't listen to ......"

Tang Xiaoxiao heard Xu Jinning's words and immediately wanted to refuse, but Xu Jinning couldn't control his fart at all at this time, so he had no choice but to force this B-box.

At the same time, the Chrysanthemum City behind has completely fallen, and Xu Jinning is no longer in control, so he hurriedly lucked his dantian and farted for a thousand miles, and the next moment there was a mixture of B-box and fart in the whole space.

Move times, puff ~ move times, puff ~ move times, puff puff ~ puff puff ~~~

After a very flavorful B-box was played, Xu Jinning was still addicted to his music, and at the same time he was secretly happy in his heart, the B-box was so loud just now, he must have covered up his fart sound, okay, okay, but he can't show his flaws, he must behave as usual!

Xu Jinning thought about it and hurriedly straightened his clothes, looked at Tang Xiaoxiao with a smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Xiaoxiao, how was the B-box I did just now?" It's exciting! ”

Tang Xiaoxiao's face was slightly dark at this time, he glanced up at Xu Jinning, and tried his best to keep smiling: "I'm sorry Xu Shao, you farted too loudly just now, and the B-box didn't hear it clearly, why don't you do it again?" ”

Belch......

Listening to Tang Xiaoxiao's words, Xu Jinning's face suddenly froze, he was finished, he was discovered, and he was embarrassed!

But just when Xu Jinning was embarrassed, Ye Xinhua laughed and said: "Xu Dashao is worthy of being a musical genius, this B-box is rare in the world, I suggest that Xu Shao can go to a solo concert, I will definitely cheer, the B-box just now is good, especially the sound of imitating the drum kit with a fart, it's so similar, come Xu Shao, look at my gestures, 666......"

Ding, from Xu Jinning's negative emotional energy value +88

Looking at Ye Xinhua's gesture of 666, Xu Jinning's face turned black into the bottom of the pot, and at this time, I saw Xu Jinning's black face and roaring: "You, you kid don't frame Lao Tzu, I didn't let that fart just now, I didn't fart!" ”

Xu Jinning opened his mouth to quibble, and it would be okay if he was discovered, but if he admitted it in person, he would really be laughed to death, and he would not lose face!

Xu Jinning thought about it, very embarrassed, but everyone heard the fart just now, if no one pushed the tank, he really couldn't get rid of the suspicion of farting, at this time Xu Jinning subconsciously glanced at a black-clothed bodyguard who followed him.

Seeing Xu Jinning looking at him, the black-clothed bodyguard hurriedly volunteered to run up, bowed and admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry young master, Miss Tang, I put that fart just now, not my young master, don't wrong......

Boom!

Before the bodyguard finished speaking, he was suddenly broken by a 'cannon' sound, and at the same time, a foul smell, accompanied by a puff of yellow smoke, escaped from Xu Jinning's chrysanthemum, and the whole air froze in an instant, followed by the students who were watching immediately retreated five or six meters, followed by one by one leaning against the wall and discussing.

"I'm grass Nima, this is a fart, this TM is a bomb!"

"Wow...... Disgusting, paralyzed, this spicy eye. ”

"Grass, it's so smelly, do you want to make a face, fart in the classroom, wow......"

"120, hit 120, Lao Tzu is not good, Lao Tzu needs artificial respiration, wow, wow......"

This fart was too powerful, and the students around the shock rubbed their eyes, and a few couldn't help but vomit.

And at this time, Xu Jinning's face was green, and he was done with the calf, how to explain this time, how to explain it!!