154, curse your little sister is a voice changer [second update]
"There are actually two people here, and these two people are too doggy to choose such a remote and small place.
I'm afraid it's not a couple of dogs and men who plan to come here to do something shameful. The player who flew here alone entered the room and complained.
He accidentally clicked the wrong one, and it became a single double row.
So I flew alone, planning to find a remote place to jungle, but I didn't expect to meet two people.
These two people are really better than him!
It's okay, what can two people do?
He doesn't have much to say.
Anyway, he's a dish! A few of them don't affect whether he will die or not.
To come one is to die, and to come to two is also to die.
So what's the impact of a few?
People still have to have some dreams, in case those two people are better than him.
Thinking about it, he picked up his gear.
Suddenly there was the sound of footsteps at the door.
He frowned slightly.
Then pick up the QBZ in your hand.
The footsteps grew heavier and heavier.
The expression on his face was also more solemn.
He may not be able to beat one person, let alone two people.
...
What he didn't know was that Shu Yi thought about it outside and didn't plan to rush in.
Even if he was so confident in his own strength, Shu Yi didn't dare to take risks.
This kind of house-rushing attack itself is a take-off for the defenders.
And in case something happens.
For example, the person inside is a Jedi Scientist, and if you go in, you will lock his head.
Another example is that the person in it is a European emperor, just like Gao Xiao, he is very lucky, even if he fights blindly, he can shoot his head.
Looking at the house in front of him, Shu Yi saw the things in the house next to him and had an idea.
He walked in and picked up the stun bomb.
"Listen inside, you are surrounded by me, please put down the weapon in your hand and come out with your head in your hands, so that I can give you a decent death." Shu Yi turned on all his voice and said.
The player inside was stunned.
Then anger appeared on his face.
Be a human being!
Forget about two to one, and still tease him?
It's too much!
Soldiers can be killed, but they cannot be humiliated!
He's going out and fight them—
Never mind.
Let's bear with it.
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.
They have the ability to rush in!
As long as they rush in, see if he doesn't kill them!
"Poof, you're so bad, brother Guapi." After hearing Shu Yi's words, Aili smiled.
The melon skin is really the melon skin, but it can't change the situation that you are so skinny.
"Where am I broken, I'm fine." Shu Yi smiled.
"Yes, yes, Brother Guapi is the best boy in the world, guarding the best Brother Guapi in the world (manual comparison)."
Ellie smiled, "And—whatever Brother Guppi looks like, I like it." ”
"And if I'm a badass, do you like it too?"
"If you're a villain, then I'm willing to go with you to life imprisonment, as long as we're in a prison cell."
Shu Yi couldn't help but sigh, hey, his charm that has nowhere to be placed.
can let his sister accompany him to prison.
As they spoke, Shu Yi threw the detonator bomb in his hand.
Counting the time, this must have just flown in and exploded, right?
Bang!
The player inside was looking intently at the situation around him.
Suddenly.
Something black flew over.
That player reacted instantly!
It's too much!
And with a drop mine!
How many dishes you have!
Two to one will lose thunder!
At? You are Thor!
The player was a little desperate in his heart, if it was Thunder, then the game was over!
Thinking.
He double-opened away from the keyboard.
Ready for the next handful.
He is too skilled in this operation.
Fight the game of PUBG.
Licking things is not necessarily 6, but the operation of retiring the game is definitely 6.
Without him, only familiar.
When the sound of an explosion sounded.
The player suddenly felt that something was wrong.
How- didn't die?
Why is it suddenly impossible to see and hear?
This - it's a stun bomb!
He reacted suddenly.
Okay, if it's a grenade, he'll be gone.
And if the shock bomb is detonated, he can also counter-
Da-da-da-da!
He couldn't hear anything, but he knew someone was hitting him!
Don't ask why, he's not a scientist, and he's not unaffected by the stun bomb.
Simply because his health is dropping fast!
"19yixiansheng uses UMP9 to kill player hongmao."
That player didn't have any way to resist, and was knocked to the ground by Shu Yi.
"Brother, where's your teammate?" Shu Yi asked.
"Wow!! You spicy chicken! "The player who was knocked down by Shu Yi was very angry.
"Huh? What's wrong with my spicy chicken? Shu Yi said puzzled.
"You spicy chicken, you can't be a real man and be tough with me! What does it mean to drop a shock bomb! "That player was angry.
"A man with a hard anus is not very good..."Shu Yi said: "After all, I am a man with a normal sexual orientation." I don't like men.,I can't do this kind of thing when a real man should anal a boy.,So brother.,You're still your own friend.。 ”
The Player: ???
What's on this man's mind!
This guy is definitely a.
Otherwise, where would you think about this.
"Wow, Brother Guapi, what are you talking about! I'm still a kid! Aili was said by Shu Yi, as if Guan Erye had a nosebleed - her face was flushed.
"Damn, there are still girls?!"
Ellie also turned on the microphone at this time, and the player could naturally hear what she said.
"Sister, come with me, I can take you to eat chicken." The player said.
"Where did you get your self-confidence as a person who is going to die now?" Ellie scoffed.
"Hey, if it weren't for your teammates yin me and throwing a shock bomb, I wouldn't have died!" The player said angrily.
"Brother Guapi's strength is ten times that of you, you are a person who will die now, where does your confidence come from."
"Aren't I disgusted by this dirty routine!"
"But you're dead now!"
"I said it was all your teammates who made dirty routines!" The player's mentality was about to explode, and he continued: "Little sister, let's go play with me, I'm really good." ”
"But you're dead now."
"Holy! You are Tang Seng! "That player is going crazy to be tortured by Ellie, and his mentality collapses directly.
"I curse you two for not being able to eat chicken! I curse - the young ladies that the man found are all transformers!
The women meet scumbags. ”
"Hey, you're too vicious!" Shu Yi raised his gun and fired thousands of shots at his box.
"You're just jealous that I have a young lady to play games with." Shu Yi smiled.
"It's just, you definitely don't have a single dog with a girlfriend."
"Whew! Spicy Chicken! "That player felt like he had been hit by an arrow in the chest.
Angrily quit the game.
It's so hurtful.
Playing the game is not only killed not to mention.
And to be eaten dog food!
It's so angry!
He cursed that little brother's girlfriend for being a transformer woman's clothing boss!