"No, don't worry. Let's not say that I won't admit that the person yesterday was me, even if I did, they wouldn't dare to do anything to me, after all, a person who can beat even a powerful ghost, they are not afraid! Lu Tianyi waved his hand, not caring about those policemen.

"Ding Dong!"

At this time, the doorbell suddenly thought.

"Who?"

Luo Xue got up and walked to the door, looked through the cat's eyes, and hurriedly turned her head and whispered to Lu Tianyi: "Captain Zhang! ”

Then, she made up her mind and opened the door, "Captain Zhang, who are you?" ”

"Excuse me, Miss Luo. We are here to find Mr. Lu, I wonder if he is there? Zhang Kui said politely.

"He's here, please come in!"

Luo Xue welcomed Zhang Kui and Xiaotian in.

"Mr. Lu, hello!" Zhang Kui greeted politely, but there was a trace of hidden awe in his eyes.

"It's Captain Zhang, I don't know what you're looking for me?" Lu Tianyi asked knowingly.

"That's right, Mr. Lu, I have some questions for you!"

"Captain Zhang, excuse me!"

"I want to know where Mr. Lu went and what he did after nine o'clock last night?"

"Last night, I thought about it!" Lu Tianyi deliberately showed a look of reminiscence, and said: "Last night, I rode my little pedal to press the road!" ”

"Anything else?"

"It's gone!" Lu Tianyi shook his head.

"Is it really gone?" Zhang Kui continued to ask, "Through surveillance, we found that you parked your car on Wenyuan Road yesterday, and then left for almost an hour, I don't know what you are doing during this time?" ”

"You've also checked the surveillance!" Lu Tianyi pretended to be surprised, "Since you have seen the surveillance, you should know that I have been in a public toilet around there." ”

"Are you sure you spent almost an hour in the toilet? Never left? ”

"I'm sure!" Lu Tianyi nodded very seriously, "I remember that there is a camera not far from the toilet?" You don't believe you can go to the surveillance, do you think I need to lie to you? ”

"Lu Tianyi, since you have been in the toilet for an hour, can you tell me what you are doing in it?" Zhang Kui was a little unwilling and continued to ask.

"What else can you do in the toilet, of course, it is to liberate your body and mind! Or I'm going to eat in it? As he spoke, Lu Tianyi gave Zhang Kui an idiot look.

"Poof!"

Luo Xue and Xiao Tian on the side laughed at the same time.

The corners of Zhang Kui's mouth twitched, it was really a god who liberated his body and mind.

Zhang Kui turned his head and glared at Xiao Tian, who immediately restrained his smile and continued to look very serious.

"Mr. Lu, are you saying that it took you nearly an hour to go to the toilet?"

"What's the matter, can't you?" Lu Tianyi asked rhetorically, "It doesn't seem that the law stipulates that you can't use the toilet for an hour, right?" ”

"There's really no such law." Zhang Kui still said with a serious face, "It's just that Mr. Lu's time to go to the toilet is very confusing." ”

"You say this, mainly because I've been eating too many chili peppers lately, and I've been a little bit on the fire, and then, you know, it's easy to get constipated when it's on the fire, and then I've been in the toilet for more than half an hour. I finally finished going to the toilet, and then because I had been squatting for too long, my legs were numb, and I couldn't help it, so I stayed in it for more than ten minutes before I came out. ”

"Oh, by the way, Captain Zhang, I have a suggestion that I don't know if I should mention or not." Lu Tianyi said.

"Advice, what advice?"

"In the future, the public toilet can be set up with a toilet for those who are constipated, lest they be like me, because their legs are numb and they can't stand up because of too long. I have a deep understanding of the sadness in this! ”

"Well, Mr. Lu, if I have the opportunity, I will go and ask the leader for this suggestion!" Zhang Kui said with a smile.

With a smile on his face, he felt a wheat skin in his heart!

God is special toilet, God is especially constipated!

I believe in your wickedness!

"Captain Zhang, thank you so much. On behalf of all the comrades who are constipated, I would like to express my most sincere thanks to you! ”

"No thanks, no thanks, it is our obligation to serve the people!"

"Well, it is precisely because of you, the silent dedication of the people's servants, that the society has become so beautiful!" Lu Tianyi held back the smile in his heart and said seriously, "By the way, Captain Zhang, do you have any other questions?" ”

"I have a more personal question, I wonder if Mr. Lu can solve my doubts?"

"Captain Zhang, excuse me!"

"Mr. Lu, you say, are there really ghosts in this world?"

"I don't know about that!" Lu Tianyi laughed, "I just like supernatural events, and I don't know if there are really ghosts, maybe there are, maybe not." If I really knew, I wouldn't have heard that there was a ghost in that office building yesterday morning, so I hurriedly pulled Miss Luo over. ”

"Mr. Lu, if one day, you find that there are really ghosts in this world, and you happen to catch ghosts again, then will you help them in order to maintain social order and protect the lives of the people?"

"Of course, after all, everyone has a responsibility to maintain social stability! Of course, it would be better if there was an honorarium, after all, it is difficult for me to even support myself, where can I have time to help others? Lu Tianyi said with a smile.

"I know, Mr. Lu. Thank you very much for your cooperation today. ”

"Miss Luo, Mr. Lu, then I'll go first, goodbye!"

"Captain Zhang, go slowly!"

Seeing off Zhang Kui and Xiaotian, Luo Xue came to Lu Tianyi, gave him a blank look, and said with a smile: "You...... It's really infuriating! ”

"Haha, don't blame me!" Lu Tianyi laughed.

……

……

"Boss, that's it?" Xiao Tian asked.

"What else do you want to do? Let's not talk about his ability, let's just say that he is a citizen of the country, and he has also helped us a lot in this matter, and we not only cannot touch him, but on the contrary, we must be grateful to him. Zhang Kui said, "Moreover, today is not without gain." ”

"Harvest, what harvest? Could it be that we know he has been constipated lately? ”

Zhang Kui: "......"

"If you mention constipation again, labor and management are in a hurry with you!" Zhang Kui glared at Xiao Tian and said slowly: "The last thing he said today seems to be a joke, but he is actually confessing to us." He wanted to tell us that in the future, when this kind of thing happens, it is okay to help, but we will pay. You forget, they also opened a yin and yang office. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Tian showed a smile on his face, "This is a good thing, after all, we are policemen, and we will see dead people at every turn, maybe when we will encounter that kind of thing, there will be such a master in the future, at least a lot of peace of mind." ”