Chapter 38 You're going to choose the most scummy old man in 2019!
But he didn't expect the Qilin Daoist to suddenly turn around, without the slightest surprise on his face, untied the yellow bag, and threw it all at the white ghost shadow that rushed in.
"Whoa!!"
A wisp of black mist rose rapidly from the yellow bag, and the earth dog soul condensed into a form, viciously knocking the white ghost to the ground.
At this moment, a black shadow on the wall silently walked out of the wall, a clown-like ghost with stone-gray eyes and a bright red near the mouth.
The clown sneered fiercely, and when he came out, he rushed at a very fast speed towards the Qilin Daoist who was attracted by the white ghost on the side.
Qilin Daoist noticed that something was wrong, and was about to turn back, but the room was suddenly filled with darkness, this is real darkness, even the light of the flashlight can't be emitted.
The clown ghost was in his hands, and he pounced on it, opened his bloody mouth, and cracked his mouth to the root of his ear, just about to bite off the head of the Qilin Daoist.
But at this moment, a mouthful of old sticky phlegm that had been brewing for a long time, glowing with a faint golden light, cut through the darkness and rushed straight into the clown's wide open mouth.
"Vomit ......"
I didn't expect that a mouthful of old sticky phlegm that I had been waiting for a long time rushed directly into my throat, and an indescribable writhing in my body made the clown ghost stiffen.
"Ahh
Before the clown ghost had time to develop his emotions, there seemed to be a raging flame in his body, burning his whole body with black smoke, and he let out a sharp scream in pain!
The darkness faded and the lights returned to normal.
I saw the Qilin Daoist standing on the bed, flicking the dust and smiling proudly: "Want the old man? At that time, I was afraid that you were not born yet! ”
The clown ghost was burned extremely miserably, his whole body was not human-shaped, black smoke was rising, and a pair of eyes were staring at the Qilin Daoist.
"Old, Lao Tzu has been dead for more than a hundred years!!"
Qilin Daoren's face froze, and he hesitated for a moment, "So what?!" ”
The clown's eyes melted, and the whole ghost quickly vaporized, "I'm unwilling!" ”
Qilin Daoist couldn't help but be stunned when he watched the clown's ghost fly away, and sighed after a while, "Why did I solve a ghost?!" This Guanyin blood is amazing! Let the old man's saliva have a chance to be super-god! Mr. Lin Quan treats me well! ”
"You're dead!!"
At this moment, an extremely resentful voice suddenly came from outside the window.
The man seemed to be afraid of being recognized by others, and sounded like he was pinching his throat.
"Who is it?! Sneaky, hiding his head and showing his tail, there is a kind of fight with the old man for hundreds of rounds! The Qilin Daoist was in high spirits, and Ni Ni looked at the window and shouted.
The figure outside the window hesitated, and after a while, he snorted coldly, "You actually took Guanyin blood, damn guy!" Sure enough, you took the blood of Guanyin, in short, you are dead! ”
Qilin Daoren: "Why are you screaming outside?" Are you a dog? There's kind of you coming in! ”
Mystery Man: "...... There's a kind of you coming out! ”
Qilin Daoist jumped off the bed at once, kicked his shoes and ran out, "Why are you waiting for Lao Tzu!" ”
Seeing that the Qilin Daoist was so crisp, the figure outside the window weighed it, and finally chose to retreat.
The Qilin Daoist opened the window and shouted in the night, "Sun thief, there is a kind of you don't run!" Look at the old man who doesn't make you bald! ”
There was no response in the middle of the night.
Qilin Daoist scolded and closed the window, "By the way, there is another one!" ”
When I looked back, I saw the earth dog soul crouching there, and the white ghost figure was below me.
The Qilin Daoist walked up and looked around the circle.
The ghost on the ground was a bloated aunt, wearing a thin white shirt and a disheveled head, struggling on the ground.
But the soul of the earth dog is as stable as Mount Tai, and he suppresses her under him.
The Qilin Dao people were surprised, "So weak? Deal with me with a little imp of this level? ”
"Qilin, get up, let me clean her up!"
The Qilin Taoist rubbed his hands, took off his robe, showed off his dry muscles, and said to the earth dog Qilin: "I was angry with that Wang Ba Calf just now, I want to vent!" ”
The earth dog gave him a deep look and jumped off the female ghost.
The female ghost stood up and wanted to run away, but her eyes were not very good, and she wanted to pass by the Qilin Dao people.
The Qilin Daoist grinned and took advantage of the situation to use a cross buckle.
Then an over-the-shoulder fall.
Lift it up again and bow solid!
Qilin Dao people are old, and their body bones are naturally not as good as those of young people.
However, this ghost looks very heavy, but it is actually soft and weightless, which makes him look very brave, the sword is not old, and various grappling skills are used on the female ghost.
Women and ghosts are confused!
After that, a look of fear!
What the hell are you going through?
The Qilin Daoist was addicted to playing, and a sad smile appeared on his face.
Suddenly, one used too much force, and he flashed his old waist!
"Oops, I'll rub!!"
The Qilin Daoist threw the female ghost who had lost his mind to the ground, and sat on the bed with his old waist in his arms.
"Damn, this is too much!"
"Oops, no, no!"
Qilin Dao howled in pain, his face was wrinkled together, looking like an old chrysanthemum, at this time he couldn't help but think of the big waves and sand, if this group of big girls would press him!
But this idea obviously couldn't be realized in a short time, and he couldn't help but look at the earth dog soul.
"Kirin, why don't you ...... You come up and stomp on me? ”
The earth dog soul was silent.
A man and a dog looked at each other deeply.
"Wang!"
A moment later, the earth dog spirit barked, turning into a large black mist and burrowing into the yellow bag.
Qilin Daoren lay on the bed with a tangled face, and unintentionally caught a glimpse of the woman ghost sitting on the ground trembling, only then did he notice that she was blind.
His expression moved, and he asked, "Big sister, do you know how to massage?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The woman ghost was scared to death, "I worked in a blind massage parlor before I died!" ”
"That's a good feeling, come on, come on!"
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When the Qilin Daoist finished repeating to Lin Quan.
Lin Quan was silent for a while, and said, "So, why did you treat a blind aunt with a sea flat, flash your waist, and let someone else massage you?" You are going to select the most scumbag old man in 2019! ”
Qilin Daoist replied embarrassedly: "...... Mr. Lin Quan, that's a ghost ......."
Lin Quan: "Okay, then solve it quickly." ”
Qilin Daoren: "Yes, yes, Mr. Lin Quan, can I go back?" There's no need to stay in this place anymore, right? ”
Lin Quan nodded, "You can go back." By the way, when that mysterious man finds you again, you can confess me. ”
Qilin Daoist was stunned for a moment, then understood Lin Quan's thoughts, and nodded, "Okay! ”