When the son of the Lu family saw me nodding, a smile suddenly appeared on his face: "Oh, you said it earlier!" In order to show filial piety to his father, not to mention moving the body, it is feasible to sit on the grave in the middle of the night and chat with ghosts! ”

Hearing this, I really wanted to vomit, and I didn't pay attention to him, so I asked him to help move the body, this process of moving the body needs to be sincere, otherwise something strange will happen, I repeatedly called the Lu family's son, and he agreed.

According to custom, the position of the head is carried by the eldest son, and we eight immortals can only lift our feet, but seeing that his face is a little wrong, and his hands are trembling greatly, I am afraid that when he will carry the corpse, the body of the old hero will be dropped, which will be very disrespectful, so I said to him: "You raise your feet, I will raise my head!" ”

"Okay!" He said this with relief.

Then, I walked to the position of the old hero's head, grabbed his armpits with both hands, and the son of the Lu family reached out to lift the old hero's feet, which should have been overly nervous, and the sweat droplets on his forehead fell on the old hero's feet.

"Are you ready?" I asked the son of the Lu family.

He nodded, but did not speak.

I took a few deep breaths, stretched my voice, and read: "The sky is vast and the earth is vast, relatives leave the end of the bed, children cry and it is difficult to see each other, and the eldest son holds his feet to send his father goodbye, get up." ”

With this sound, I was afraid that the son of the Lu family didn't understand the customs, so I hurriedly slapped a look at him, he reacted, and put a force on the old hero's feet, but he didn't move.

What's going on? I shouted to the son of the Lu family: "Hard! ”

As soon as he heard this, he exerted his strength again, and the old hero's feet were quietly on the bed, no matter how the Lu family son exerted his strength, he did not move a bit.

As soon as I saw this, my subordinates gently forced, and the old hero's head was raised, what happened? Is it a lack of etiquette?

Thinking of this, I changed positions with the Lu family's son, and with a force, my feet were lifted up, and I looked at the Lu family's son, especially he's stunned, and said in a trembling voice: "Father, my son has always been filial to you, please don't scare me!" ”

As he spoke, he closed his eyes and groped his hands for the old hero's armpits, and once he exerted himself, he did not move, and then he tried harder, but he still did not move.

Now, I have some doubts in my heart, is the Lu family unwilling to use force, or is the old hero unwilling to let him lift?

If he doesn't use his strength, and his expression doesn't look like it, then there is only one possibility left, the old hero is unwilling to let the Lu family carry his body?

Not really, right? In general funerals, the status of the eldest son is very high, no matter who the deceased is, even if it is the emperor in ancient times, the status of the eldest son is unshakable, which is a custom that has been handed down by the ancestors.

"What's the matter with you, why can't you lift the body of the old hero?" I asked the son of the Lu family suspiciously.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said in a trembling voice: "I don't know, I feel so heavy, at least a few hundred pounds." ”

As soon as I heard this, I didn't speak again, I already had a plan in my heart, the old hero left his last words before he died, let me wrap up for the old man, look at the situation, the old hero means to let me complete the wrapping alone.

Thinking of this, I said to his Lu family's son, "You go out first!" I'll call you in later. ”

He nodded reluctantly, didn't speak, and walked out.

After he left, I was stunned in the room for a while, and said, if I had been in the same room with a corpse before, I would have been scared to death, now? I'm used to it, and I'm a little numb to corpses.

I was stunned for about a minute, relying on me to move the old hero's body to the spiritual bed, it is very difficult, first of all, the height and weight of the old hero, all aspects of the data are much more than me, take the height, the old hero is almost 1.9 meters, and the weight should be about 140.

"What's going on?" I muttered in my heart for a while, and after thinking about it for a while, I really didn't come up with a good way, so I had to use a brute method.

I first moved the mourning bed to the side of the bed, only 15 centimeters away from the bed, and then found a few pieces of clothing, spread out the clothes, one end on the bed, the other end pressed under the mourning bed, the middle of the mourning bed and the bed appeared like a waterfall, I plan to use the principle of inclination, slide the remains of the old hero down.

Of course, it can't be completely slippery, once the body of the old hero is pressed on those clothes, the bed will not have a problem, but the spirit bed is just a door, and the weight is not enough.

So, I put the old hero's feet on those clothes, and then, with both hands, grabbed the old hero's armpits, so that the old hero showed a sitting posture.

With a force on hand, he slowly lifted the old hero's body, trying to reduce the old hero's body to press on those clothes, mainly because he was afraid that the spirit bed would not be able to withstand the gravity, so that the spirit bed would turn over.

Fortunately, I was lucky, there was no problem in the sliding process, and the old hero's body followed those clothes and arrived at the spiritual bed safely.

I exhaled and sorted out the old hero's body again, I don't know if it was because I sat for too long during the sliding process, or what was going on, the old hero's waist was very hard, and I made it several times, but I couldn't make the old hero lie down, and I kept sitting on the spiritual bed.

At first glance, it was like the old hero had come to life and was sitting there.

What's the matter? This definitely won't work, the old hero was very good at talking before he was alive, and after he died, he shouldn't be weird, but now this is the situation?

I tried a few more times, and the old hero always sat there, refusing to give up at all. I thought that the old hero blamed me for sliding his body down, so I kowtowed to him a few times, apologized, and burned some yellow paper, and the old hero still sat there.

What's going on? It is said that after a person dies, his body will stiffen, but the time he slid down just now was not very long, and it should not make the old hero's body stiff there, there must be something wrong.

After thinking for a while, he didn't come up with a reason, so he walked to the door and whispered in the old lady's ear: "Old man, come in and have a look." ”

After hearing this, the old lady glanced at me, and without saying a word, walked in after me.

What surprised me was that she saw the old hero sitting there, and she was not surprised at all, but smiled bitterly and scolded with a smile: "You old fellow, after death, you still think about the country." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and was about to speak, when I saw the old lady walk to the bed, rummaged through the clothes tied up for a while, and pulled out a red book from a dark gray military uniform, with three words written on it, party membership card.

"Xiao Jiu, it's not that my lord blames you, but that he regarded his party membership card as more important than his life before his death, and you let his body slide down with his party membership card, for him, this is an insult to the country." The old lady smiled kindly and said.