"Big brother, don't scold, my uncle said it's not good to scold." Silly looked at Chen Feng tangledly.

"Okay, listen to the stupid roots." Chen Feng nodded, then borrowed a bottle of ointment for scalding from the person next to him, rubbed some on Silly Gen's chest, and thanked the good Samaritan.

After returning to his seat, Chen Feng glanced at his mobile phone, the train had been running for five hours, and there were still about twenty hours to reach the station, and he only hoped that there would be less waves in these twenty hours.

Before I knew it, it was night, and the tired people were drowsy, Xiao Ye walked to Chen Feng's side with lazy steps, and said softly, "Little handsome guy, can I sit here?" ”

Chen Feng, who had just been a little sleepy, suddenly woke up, his body tense like a leopard about to attack.

Xiao Ye covered his mouth and giggled, "Little handsome guy, why are you so nervous, I won't eat you." ”

"Sorry, there's someone here." Chen Feng raised one foot and put it on the empty chair beside him, and said angrily, this Xiao Ye is also Uncle Li's person, and he must not take it lightly.

"Really?" After Xiao Ye finished speaking, he twisted his waist and sat up, Chen Feng didn't have time to refuse before he felt that his calf was pressed by Xiao Ye's soft buttocks, and he was also a little moved in an instant, Xiao Ye played by Li Bingbing still looked very beautiful, but unfortunately he felt uncomfortable when he thought that she was Uncle Li's lover.

"Get out!" Chen Feng lowered his voice and snorted coldly.

After hearing this, Xiao Ye didn't continue to sit with a dead face, but stood up with a smile and said, "Little handsome guy, the anger is really big, do you want my sister and I will go to the fire for you?" ”

Chen Feng turned a deaf ear, didn't look at her, and put all his attention on Silly Gen's bag.

Xiao Ye didn't get angry after he was bored, but walked to a hard seat a few meters away from Chen Feng, took out a mirror and combed his hair, but his eyes were peeking at Chen Feng through the mirror.

Seeing that Xiao Ye was gone, Chen Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly scolded in his heart This Xiao Ye is really an abrasive goblin, a mature woman like her is the most lethal to her own virgin, fortunately she was not discovered by the other party just now, otherwise she would have been embarrassed.

After another half an hour of calm, Xiaoye lit a cigarette and smoked it, and then took out a lipstick-like thing from his pocket.

She lowered her head slightly, lit the solid in the "lipstick" with the cigarette in her mouth, and then gently pressed a button on the side of the lipstick, only to see a small ball of burning shot out of the lipstick, which fell accurately into the coat pocket of an uncle not far ahead.

Billowing smoke immediately emitted from the pocket, and in just a few seconds, the smoke filled most of the carriage, and countless people woke up from their dreams.

"It's on fire!"

"Everyone, put out the fire!"

When Silly Root woke up and heard this, he rushed into the smoke to find the source of the fire, and unconsciously collided with a person, and he didn't think so much about it and was busy trying to put out the fire.

"Silly root, don't be nosy!" It was already late when Chen Feng shouted this sentence, and he vaguely saw a person colliding with Silly Gen in the thick fog, and he didn't have to think that Silly Gen's money must be gone, so he chased after that person.

The man paused for a moment after walking to Xiao Ye's side, and at this moment the money had been handed to Xiao Ye's hand, Xiao Ye hurriedly walked into the toilet, tied the oily paper on his stomach, and then put on a loose coat, put on a wig on his head and disguised himself as a pregnant woman.

When Xiao Ye was dressed up in the toilet, Chen Feng had already caught the person who hit the stupid root, this person looked like an honest farmer who was harmless to humans and animals, although Chen Feng had no impression of him, but it was definitely one of Uncle Li's several little minions.

"What are you doing?" The man asked with an innocent look on his face.

Chen Feng glanced at him and determined that the money had changed hands, and this person was not enough to hide 60,000 yuan, but when he was about to turn around and leave, he was grabbed by this person's hand, "Ni make it clear to me, when I am a good bully in the countryside?" ”

"If I don't let go, I'm going to do it." After Chen Feng finished speaking, he was holding a meteorite flying knife in his hand, the longer he delayed at this time, the greater the possibility of losing the money, and he didn't have much patience anymore.

"The garlic is ruthless, I admit it." Seeing that Chen Feng's flying knife had been taken out, the man hurriedly raised his hands to make way out.

"Damn, how good it would be for you not to be thieves and be actors." Chen Feng scolded and ran to the front car, just in time to see Xiao Ye come out of the toilet, and grabbed Xiao Ye's shoulder when she rushed to the carriage that was breathing fresh air.

"You're insane, the child in my womb has three long and two short, you pay for it?" Xiao Ye's voice became sharp and hoarse, completely different from her original sweet voice.

"The voice is well disguised, but it's a pity that your makeup skills are much worse than Uncle Li, and I debunked Uncle Li here not long ago." Chen Feng said and took off the other party's wig and sneered.

"Little handsome guy, you pinched people's shoulders." Xiao Ye smiled and stroked Chen Feng's hand on her shoulder, and her voice changed to the original sweet original voice.

Chen Feng smiled indifferently, slashed at the other party's stomach with a flying knife, and the oily paper bag containing money appeared in his hand in the next second, "Money that doesn't belong to you, it's better not to touch it"

After Xiao Ye reacted, she looked down, and the coat was completely cut from top to bottom, revealing the red underwear inside, but she didn't mean to close it, but showed it generously, and said with a smile, "Little handsome guy, have you seen enough?" ”

Chen Feng nodded and commented, "The figure is good, but the breasts are a little smaller"

"I don't know until I touch it."

At this moment, three police officers trotted over, Chen Feng instinctively blocked the springy Xiaoye with his body after hearing the voice, two of them took fire extinguishers to put out the fire, and the other frowned and said, "What are you two doing here?" ”

Before Chen Feng could speak, he felt Xiao Ye hugging him, leaning his head on his shoulder, and said lazily, "My husband and I are making love here, do you want to see it?" ”

The policeman reprimanded, "Don't think of this place as your home, pay attention to the influence," and followed the footsteps of the other policemen.

As soon as the police left, Chen Feng hurriedly pushed Xiao Ye away, since he broke up with his high school girlfriend, he hadn't had such intimate contact with a woman for many years, except for the last time he hugged Teacher Qin in the bar, but Qin Lan at that time was drunk, and Xiao Ye in front of him was indeed sober, and that feeling was different.

"It's so ruthless, why did you stop me when the police came just now, so that they can see it." Xiao Ye said resentfully.

"You think too much, I'm just out of politeness, no matter which woman I am, I'll block it, but you, what do you mean by calling me husband?" Chen Feng pinched her chin and said slowly.