Chapter 912: You Licked My Toes
"Ahh It's Lao Xu, why aren't you dead yet? Seeing Xu Guangqi standing opposite Lin Shiyue, Qi Xunsi greeted him with a big grin.
Qi ...... Even...... Master Qi ...... "Seeing Qi Xunsi who suddenly came out of the wall, Xu Guangqi was also shocked, and ran towards the intact wall, constantly touching the position of the big black hole that appeared just now, and kept muttering: "How did you get the hole with this great god stick, hurry up and tell me its method and principle." ”
Lin Shiyue looked at Qi Xunsi and Xu Guangqi with a confused expression, and stammered and asked, "You...... You know ......"
"Of course I know, I saved this old man's life." Qi Xunsi put his arm around Xu Guangqi's shoulders and smiled proudly. "If it weren't for me, this old guy would have been blown up by gunpowder."
"Xiao Qi, you're not joking with me, are you?" Lin Shiyue grew up, looked at Qi Xunsi in astonishment, and said.
"I told you a long time ago that I have lived for thousands of years, I have experienced all the historical periods of China, and I know many celebrities." Qi Xunsi said arrogantly to Lin Shiyue, "Just like this old guy, he is one of my friends in the Ming Dynasty." ”
Saying that, Qi Xunsi patted Xu Guangqi's back and asked, "Where did I go?" ”
"What are you talking about? Aren't you right in front of my eyes? Where did that you come from? Xu Guangqi looked at Qi Xunsi with a confused expression and said, "However, why did you shave your beard?" ”
"Why is there still a you?" Lin Shiyue also looked at Qi Xunsi suspiciously and asked.
"Nonsense, I lived until the 21st century, and of course there is another me in this era." Qi Xunsi looked at Lin Shiyue and said. "Let me think about where I've been during this period. By the way, what time is it now? How many years and months are they? ”
"On the seventh day of the fifth month of the sixth year of the Apocalypse." Lin Shiyue and Xu Guangqi said to Qi Xunsi in unison.
"Ah...... Can't remember. Qi Xunsi pondered for a while, then shook his head and said with a decadent face, "It's been too long, I can't remember it at all." ”
"Then you won't find the person who lives in this era and ask?" Lin Shiyue really wanted to reward Qi Xunsi with a big burst on his head at this time.
"Hah! That's absolutely impossible, if I were to meet another me, then that space-time interface would collapse immediately, and I and the other me would also be wiped out, it would be a catastrophe. Qi Xunsi said with some fear, "By the way, speaking of the disaster, I suddenly remembered the explosion of the Apocalypse, well, let me think about it, that day should be the sixth day of the fifth month of the sixth year of the Apocalypse, right......?" ”
"Hmm." Xu Guangqi nodded to Qi Xunsi.
"Lin Shiyue, are you here today?" Qi Xunsi looked at Lin Shiyue again and asked.
"No, listen to this uncle, I arrived yesterday, I appeared at the scene of the explosion in Gongwang Factory, they arrested me, and said that I was a demon girl and wanted to kill me, woo." As soon as she said this, Lin Shiyue couldn't help crying aggrievedly.
"Big feet, curly hair, beautiful contacts, and a jacket...... It seems that they say that you are a demon girl, which is not too much. Qi Xunsi looked Lin Shiyue up and down, and pretended to be very professional and said.
"Qi Shunji! What nonsense are you talking about? Is this a test suit, and where are my feet bigger, people's feet are only 36 sizes, okay! And this curly hair is the most popular hairstyle this year, the little girls on the street are like this, this is still what I spent 1200 yuan to do in the waves! Hearing Qi Xunsi's description of herself, Lin Shiyue was angry and shouted at Qi Xunsi, "I don't know who licked my toes in Rome and said that it was sexy and good-looking!" ”
"Don't! Other! Don't talk about it! Qi Xunsi embarrassedly covered Lin Shiyue's small mouth and said.
"I really didn't expect that Master Qi is such a filthy person, he would lick a woman's toes......" Xu Guangqi looked at Qi Xunsi with a look of disdain and said, "It seems that the old man still has to draw a line with you." ”
"Who said I lick a woman's toes? Who said you want to draw a line with me? A voice came from outside the cell door that was all too familiar to everyone inside.
"Qi Shunji!" The three men in the prison screamed in unison.
Lin Shiyue and Xu Guangqimu looked at the person wearing the costume of a third-grade military attache who walked in from outside the door in a daze, while Qi Xunsi hid behind Xu Guangqi and didn't dare to look at that person.
"Lord Qi......" Xu Guangqi muttered as he looked at the person walking in outside the door dumbfoundedly.
"Hey, when I came in just now, I seemed to see a woman behind you, why is it gone? Am I dazzled? Qi Xunsi shook off the hem of his official uniform and walked in, looked at Xu Guangqi and asked.
"Huh?" Xu Guangqi hurriedly looked behind him when he heard Qi Xunsi's words, and was immediately stunned, where else was there anyone behind him, and shouted loudly for a while: "Ah! The imperial court is gone, how is this good? Saying that, he looked at Qi Xunsi and said, "That person must have been robbed by Qi Xunsi." ”
"Old man Xu, what nonsense are you talking about? When did I rob the Imperial Court? Don't mess around! Qi Xunsi shouted at Xu Guangqi with a black line on his face.
"No, no, the old man didn't say you, it's another Qi Shunsi!" Xu Guangqi also said anxiously to Qi Xunsi. "The prisoner is gone, I'm ...... I...... I'm going to die! Master Qi save me! Xu Guangqi pounced on Qi Xunsi's body, begging Qi Xunsi with a handful of tears and snot.
"Tut-tut, go away, stay away from me, I don't even know what you're talking nonsense?" Qi Xunsi pushed Xu Guangqi away with a disgusted expression. "Your snot foam has gotten all over my clothes, it's disgusting, you wash it for me."
"Wash and wash, as long as the master can save me, you just ask me to wash your underwear and underwear, and I will wash your underwear myself." Xu Guangqi grabbed Qi Xunsi's hand and said.
"What the hell is going on?" Qi Xunsi looked at Xu Guangqi and asked.
"This thing is so unbelievable, the old man doesn't know how to tell you, even if you say it, you won't believe it?" Xu Guangqi looked at Qi Xunsi and said.
"You said it, there's nothing bizarre that I haven't seen." Qi Xunsi took Xu Guangqi's hand and sat on the edge of the square table.
Soon, Xu Guangqi described everything that happened just now to Qi Xunsi in detail from beginning to end, and then looked at Qi Xunsi blankly and said, "Do you believe these things that the old man said? ”
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