Chapter 0007: Drunken Madness
Chen Ze took the lead in opening two bottles of beer, pushed one bottle in front of Song Yi, and said, "Drink, after drinking, there will be nothing to do after sleeping," After speaking, Chen Ze poured the beer down, and Song Yi on the opposite side was even more arrogant, and drank the beer in one go.
Chen Ze and Song Yi drank more and more, and after a while, they finished drinking the beer on the table, Chen Ze staggered to his feet, looked at Song Yi who was lying on the table and fell asleep opposite, and couldn't help but smirk, and howled loudly: "Qian Xin, you really deserve to be my ex-girlfriend, seeing Qian Xin's eyes, you dare to be his lover with an obese middle-aged uncle, why can't I?" Isn't there just a few stinky money? What's the big deal! ”
After saying this, Chen Ze walked next to Song Yi, picked up Song Yi and threw it on the bed on the side, but the drunk Chen Ze was taken down by Song Yi at once, lay down on the bed, and woke up Song Yi under him.
Song Yi felt a face in her haze, so she stretched out her left hand and slapped a few big slaps on this face, and muttered in her mouth: "Scumbag, I can't compare to that little slut with such excellent conditions, I was really blind to fall in love with you back then!"
"Two people who were hurt in love in peacetime were crying and fussing after drinking, snuggling up to each other, looking like a couple, and at this time Chen Ze and Song Yi had already hugged each other and fell asleep.
The next morning, Chen Ze, who was the first to wake up, couldn't help but be startled when he saw himself lying next to Song Yi, disheveled, Chen Ze was about to break free of Song Yi's hand, but suddenly thought: What if Song Yi thinks that I took advantage of her? I can't wash this kind of thing even if I jump into the Yellow River.
So, Chen Ze made up his mind to pretend that he was still sleeping, and then got up after Song Yi woke up, and after about an hour, Song Yi finally woke up and found a person lying next to him, and reflexively stretched out his feet and stomped over, but he still stopped his feet at the last moment, and Chen Ze, who was pretending to be asleep next to him, breathed a sigh of relief in his heart,
Originally, Chen Ze decided not to dodge this kick, but fortunately, Song Yi didn't kick it out, Song Yi hurriedly checked his body and found that except for the clothes on his body that were a little messy, there was no problem with everything else.
Chen Ze woke up pretending to be woken up by Song Yi's movements, then sat up with his eyes rubbed, looked at everything in front of him, and said in a panic: "Song Yi, what's going on?" How did I end up in your bed? Did you do something to me last night? ”
Song Yi looked at Chen Ze, Chen Ze was a little weak by Song Yi's gaze, because after all, it was he who proposed to drink beer yesterday, and he was a big man and a little girl lying on the same bed, everything was wrong with him, Chen Ze was a little embarrassed, and his face was a little red,
Song Yi saw that Chen Ze's expression was a little abnormal, and his eyes narrowed and he teased: "You caused all this, right?" What if my innocence is gone? You have to be responsible for me! Chen Ze said: "What did I cause, your innocence is still there!" ”
Chen Ze and Song Yi argued for more than half an hour, and finally Chen Ze was defeated, apologized to Song Yi, and the two signed an agreement: "Because Chen Ze proposed to drink beer last night, it caused losses to Song Yi, so Chen Ze signed an agreement with Song Yi, and the 18 specific contents are as follows:
First, Chen Ze can no longer drive Song Yi away, and Song Yi's safety must be guaranteed.
Second, Chen Ze must provide food and water for Song Yi free of charge.
Third, Chen Ze must consult with Song Yi before acting,
Fourth, Chen Ze must share with Song Yi what he knows about the end times,
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It took a lot of effort for Chen Ze and Song Yi to settle down this matter, but Song Yi suddenly changed from being subject to Chen Ze's status when he first came to an existence with the same status as Chen Ze, and even Song Yi had more say than Chen Ze in some things, and this day was spent in quarrels and jokes.
Chen Ze turned on the radio in MP4 when night fell, and the signal of the radio was getting worse and worse, but he could still receive the message from the radio: "This radio station is ...... today Again....... Report, Earth ...... Suffering from unidentified ...... Things interfere, electromagnetic waves are ...... impact, which is estimated to be even the radio station later...... I can't report it anytime and anywhere,
According to the estimation of Chinese experts, in about three months, all parts of the earth can no longer rely on electromagnetic waves to transmit messages, so the military has sent tens of thousands of elite teams to carry a new generation of quantum communicators that have not yet been used to all parts of the country.
Parachute the Quantum Communicator to any place randomly, all citizens can pick it up and use it, and the Quantum Communicator can get in touch with the largest evolutionary base in Jinghua, because the helicopter oil and the number of Quantum Communicators are limited, so the Quantum Communicator will only be distributed this time, and it will be broadcast again......"
After hearing this news, Chen Ze also had a calculation in his heart, the quantum communicator was to be obtained, which could not only get in touch with the largest evolutionary base in Jinghua, but also the possibility of using the quantum communicator to contact his parents and little sister!
Song Yi, who was also quietly listening to the news on the side, also changed his expression slightly, and said to Chen Ze: "Chen Ze, I also want this quantum communicator, you have to get one for me!" Also, if you only find one, you'll have to let me use it first! ”
Chen Ze was helpless about Song Yi's overlord clause, smiled slightly wryly, and nodded, Chen Ze obviously felt that since the two of them slept together after being drunk, their relationship had become one step closer, like relatives, like lovers who couldn't tell the truth,
Chen Ze saw that the atmosphere in the room was a little dull, so he joked: "Song Yi, are you still not a virgin?" Song Yi exploded when she heard this, stood up and kicked at Chen Ze's foot, and shouted at Chen Ze who stepped on it,
However, after being made so troubled by Chen Ze, the atmosphere in the house became harmonious again, and Song Yi said viciously to Chen Ze: "If you ask the same kind of question to the old lady in the future, the old lady will cut off the root of your life!" ”
Chen Ze tightened his legs very cooperatively, the laughter in the house was in stark contrast to the cold and bleak outside, in this last days, it seems that only Chen Ze and Song Yi can live like this!
Chen Ze turned off the radio, raised his head and looked at the sunset outside the window and muttered distractedly: "This damn last days, how many people can't be reunited!" Song Yi on the side also sighed: "In the last days, it's really cruel!" ”
The two walked out of the room, leaning against the wall and looking at the square on the first floor in a daze, Chen Ze said solemnly to Song Yi: "Tomorrow we will collect the food and water in the room on the first floor and move it to the dormitory, we must be careful, don't disturb the zombies on the square on the first floor, if those two zombies in the early stage of the second level attack us, maybe someone among us will die!" ”
But Song Yi on the side didn't care, she said lightly: "It's a day to live in the last days!" ’
But at this time, Chen Ze said to Song Yi very seriously: "I'm serious, I don't want to see you die!" Song Yi was also shocked by Chen Ze's serious words, so he replied with an unnatural expression: "Okay! I promise you! Can you not be so serious like this, I am scared of you! I...... I...... I'll go back to the house first! However, the tears that fell from Song Yi's eyes when she turned around were not seen by Chen Ze,