Chapter 22: Facing the wind and peeing on the face
"Okay, okay, don't shoot, if you shoot again, he won't wake up, he's blinded by a ghost!"
Ye Xinhua looked at Li Yawen constantly shaking the boy with convulsions, and opened his mouth to speak.
Hearing this, Li Yawen looked up at Ye Xinhua blankly and said, "Ghost blind? What does it mean to be blind? ”
Ye Xinhua saw that Li Yawen was at a loss and didn't want to explain in detail, so he said directly: "The ghost is trapped in his consciousness by the ghost, and there is no way to wake him up with conventional methods!" ”
"Ah, there's no way to wake up, this~ This can't be done, you see he's almost tired and pumping, if you continue to kick and beat like this, I'm afraid he will die, you quickly find a way to save people."
When Li Yawen heard that there was no way to make this convulsive teenager stop, she suddenly shouted anxiously, Ye Xinhua saw Li Yawen so anxiously and comforted: "Don't worry, let me recall the information recorded in "Daomen Common Sense"!" ”
Ye Xinhua's brows furrowed slightly, and at the same time, his head flew, and a few seconds later, the method of cracking the ghost eye appeared in Ye Xinhua's mind, Ye Xinhua looked at the description of the solution to the ghost eye in his mind, and said lightly: "I understand, I see." ”
"Oh, you've figured out a way, what should you do?"
Li Yawen looked at Ye Xinhua and asked anxiously, Ye Xinhua smiled when she saw Li Yawen so anxious: "Don't worry, the ghost eye is just a small trick in the cultivation world, it is easy to crack, just a glass of water!" ”
"Water?"
Li Yawen was stunned for a moment, Ye Xinhua bowed her head lightly and said: "Water, and there is no requirement for water, water is fine, tea is also available, wine is also available, as long as it is liquid, it can almost crack this ghost's eyes." ”
"This is a simple method, but ......"
Li Yawen muttered, a look of embarrassment appeared on her face.
"You have all these methods, why are you embarrassed?"
Ye Xinhua looked at Li Yawen and asked, Li Yawen said with a bitter face when she heard this: "This method is simple, but now there is no water or other liquids in front of you!" ”
"Huh? Do you take the train without water? ”
"It's all drunk in the car."
Li Yawen said with an embarrassed face, Ye Xinhua's face was also dark when he heard this, he raised his eyes to look around for a week, and found that there were no rivers or puddles around here, where to find him some liquid?
Ye Xinhua touched his chin and pondered, at this time Li Yawen was anxious, what should I do now, if I don't think about it now, this convulsive boy will really be tired to death, you see that now he is spitting more and more foam!
"Ye Xinhua, you should find a way, can't you bring a bottle of water with you?"
"Don't make a fuss, you see I can bring a bottle of water all over my body?"
Ye Xinhua unfolded his body, revealing his white coat, Li Yawen glanced at Ye Xinhua, and resolutely shut up, even if she didn't say it, how did this person in front of her look like he had escaped from a mental hospital, it was impossible to count on him, but did he really look at this convulsive boy to death?
"Actually, I have a solution, but it's a little special."
Ye Xinhua glanced at Li Yawen and said slowly, Li Yawen was stunned for a moment when she heard this: "Special, special is special, when is it now, do you care if it's special or not?" If it's a way, you can use it quickly! ”
Ye Xinhua listened to Li Yawen's words and said meaningfully: "This is what you said, you are responsible for what happened." ”
"Okay, less nonsense, you hurry up, if something happens, it's mine, I, I'm grass, what are you doing with your pants, you, ah~ Stinky rascal!"
Ding, from Li Yawen's negative emotional energy +30
Li Yawen was talking when she saw Ye Xinhua start to take off her pants, Li Yawen turned around with a scream, and then she heard Ye Xinhua's leisurely voice.
"What are you scolding me for, didn't you ask me to find a way? Now I have come up with a solution, which is to nourish him with urine, urine is liquid, which can naturally break his ghostly eyes. ”
"But, that's not good! Or maybe we're thinking of something else! ”
"It's too late."
"What's too late?"
"I'm already peeing out, so it's too late!"
呲呲......
Ding, from Li Yawen's negative emotional energy +20
"Poof, it's raining? Why is it so salty, hey, my grass, it's urine, hey, my grass doesn't get wet, squint, squint, stop, stop......"
The information recorded in the Daomen common sense is really right, Ye Xinhua soaked in the urine halfway, and the convulsive boy woke up, but as soon as he opened his eyes, he was directly moistened by urine, and the next moment he hurriedly blocked his eyes with his hands and roared loudly.
But everyone is a person who has urinated experience, it is not easy to stop in the middle of this pee, and it is easy to hurt the kidneys, if this hurts the kidneys, how much do you need to eat to make up for it, and you have the money for the big waist?
Therefore, Ye Xinhua, who is a little expert in picking the door, happily finished urinating and then stopped, leaving only the wet convulsive boy on the spot, and Li Yawen who turned her back.
The boy with convulsions came to his senses at this time, and when he smelled the smell of urine, he was anxious (angry) at that time, and yelled: "I'm a grass mud horse, who are you, who dare to pee on me, do I believe it if I kill you?" ”
Ding, negative emotional energy from Li Gui +88
Ye Xinhua looked at the angry convulsive boy and said apologetically: "Young man, you can't blame me for this, she made me pee, she said that she was responsible for what happened!" ”
Ye Xinhua threw the black pot to Li Yawen very unrighteously.
Ding, from Li Yawen's negative emotional energy +60
Li Gui, a convulsive boy, listened to Ye Xinhua's words and looked at Li Yawen angrily, Li Yawen looked dazed, and then saw Li Gui say viciously to Li Yawen: "Good little girl, her heart is so vicious, she actually instigated others to take urine to nourish people, it is really shameful." ”
Li Yawen listened to Li Gui's cursing, and the whole person wanted to cry aggrieved, why am I so stinky, it's Ye Xinhua who takes urine to nourish you, okay, what are you scolding me for, I am wronged, blue thin mushroom.
"Hey, young man, keep someone under your mouth, after all, she is a girl, for the sake of my face, don't worry about it."
"But she ......"
The young Li Gui was still angry, pointing at Li Yawen's angry body trembling, Ye Xinhua said with a kind face at this time: "Okay, okay, I know that you are suffering, just look at my face, okay, besides, the little girl asked me to do that just now to save you, you are blinded by ghosts, have you encountered something, boy?" ”
"Ghosts! Yes, there are ghosts, run! ”
The young man reacted suddenly at this time, and he was about to run away with a scream, as for being urinated on his face, this kind of trivial matter is not a matter compared to the terrifying female ghost!